first world problems

[Chou Toshio]

None of my Japanese friends understand what a Portagee joke is. None of my European friends here understand what a Portagee joke is. None of my friends here from other US states understand what a Portagee joke is.

Anyone ever heard about the fire dat wen burn down the Portagee library?? Both books wen get burn, and one still nevah get colored in yet.


What the hell-- it's cold, while yesterday it was super hot. I've already changed my AC from heating mode, to Air Conditioner-- do I have to change it back to heating mode now? God damn it

 

[Fishy]

mosquito bites when i'm wearing jeans

fwp

 

[Blackhawk11]

The seat warmer broke on my toilet so I had to sit on it while it was still cold. FWP.

My parents didn't think my house looks nice enough for my graduation open house, so they spent hundreds of dollars on new plants and mulch, but I had to help put it all in. FWP.

 

[Fishin]

I got a new mouse that effectively has 18 mappable macroable buttons and lets me do pretty much anything with one hand, but I assigned paste + enter to one button so if I hit it accidentally while I'm on IRC I'll say whatever's in my current c/p

fwp

 

[whistle]

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sitting outside my old dorm with my laptop to get internet because I wanted to check my email except my apartment doesn't have internet

 

[Chou Toshio]

7-11 here just started carrying some awesome looking heat up burritos...I'd have to drive 45 minutes to go a store that has salsa.

 

[shin-eh MEW]

there's no more hot pockets.

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

My friend bought me a pair of $2 pokemon ear phones from his trip to china and upon removing them from the package they broke.

I removed the sheets from my bed three nights ago to wash them. They are still on my floor.

My floor creaks.

It's hard to choose which Little Debbie snack cake I want to eat.

I look like Justin Bieber.

Paper or plastic.

 

[Ryfle]

There's a zit on my lower lip and it kinda stings :/

 

[Chou Toshio]

Japanese people always treat me at meals, and don't let me treat them. It makes me feel guilty.

 

[Minwu]

i have to go to a birthday party tomorrow in the middle of summer right after a tf2 content delivery

 

[Mastadi]

I wanted to play some good old Quake but turns out after moving houses several times, old things get lost, now I have to pay like £10 to get it again

 

[sheep]

can someone call KKop in here

 

[Chou Toshio]

I want to enjoy Dragon Ball Kai Dubbed so I can finally see Dragon Ball Z without the filler crap and hear Goku with a man voice, but I can't stand the music from the Japanese version. Can't they make a Dubbed Dragon Ball Kai with the epic Bruce Faulconer music?

 

[Himanattsu]

last night i was dreaming about posting on smogon is that bad??

 

[Brambane]

my art program broke so I'm stuck using ms paint to draw

 

[Iamslow]

I want to enjoy Dragon Ball Kai Dubbed so I can finally see Dragon Ball Z without the filler crap and hear Goku with a man voice, but I can't stand the music from the Japanese version. Can't they make a Dubbed Dragon Ball Kai with the epic Bruce Faulconer music?

There's still enough filler to choke a horse, by which I mean Chi Chi and all the other non-combat characters are still in the show.

I don't know if the episode where Goku and Piccolo learn to drive is in Kai though, that was good filler.

 

[xenu]

westboro baptist church

fwp

 

[Nastyjungle]

i got sun burned on my face and shoulders and my aloe gel isnt helping with the mild pain

 

[Blue_Tornado]

i have exams in french

one tomorrow

 

[TsukasaSIGN]

I re-laced my shoes since I had nothing else to do in my house full of my video games and shows recorded over a month ago that I still haven't watched.

 

[HiddenDragon72]

I've wanted to compete in a martial arts tournament for the last year but had to use my money to pay for food and rent for the family

 

[Chou Toshio]

It's annoying to wait 10 seconds for the external hard drive to load on my Laptop.

It's more annoying to wait 20 seconds for it to "safely disconnect."

If I don't safely disconnect, the "You didn't safely disconnect!" pop-up is annoying.

The internet has so much free media--movies, music, manga, porn--I end up having to buy another external hard drive.

So many devices--laptop, ethernet, cell phone, camera(s), iPod, head phones, DS, PSP, USB Mouse and 3 external hard drives--around my desk is an absolute mess of chords.

I don't have any cable ties and I'm too lazy to go buy some.

 

[FlareBlitz]

Highly relevant.

 

[Daenym]

With hundreds of channels I still cannot find anything to watch on TV at 3am.

I'm almost finished with a book, but can't figure out where I put it. I don't want to start reading something new until I finish the other one. And my queue of books is getting longer by the day.