Nobody is trying to convert you, lol.  
If the Bible was translated so much that passages that 
directly oppose each other cant be taken seriously, why are you taking ANY of it seriously?
I'd like to see you explain who Joseph's father is using the Bible.  Oh wait, you can't, because the Bible says that Joseph has a different father in different places in the Bible.  Can you explain if Jesus is god, or just the son of god? Wait, you can't because the Bible says different things in different places. That goes beyond just a mistranslation, it has conflicting facts.  
*sigh* Pull out those hebrew passages that conflict each other as you so claim
The same Bible you are using to condemn atheists because of how factual it is suddenly becomes irrelevant because of mistranslations when those facts are proven wrong? What? 
I'm not using just the Bible. I'm also referring to extensive studies that have been done to answer those same questions your asking me. And I guarantee you they did a lot more research than www.infidels.com
If this is really the case, then why are you defending the Bible at all?  It's been translated over and over again, so obviously your facts are irrelevant.
Responding to you would be funny 
if you didn't represent a massive portion of this country.
I represent a lot less that you think. You see I too had these same questions as all you do. I had all the same questions, I've read all the same sites and plus since I was born into a religious home I had all the source material I ever needed. I'm one step ahead since I almost travled that path before. I wouldn't quite say I was Atheist at one point but I was willing to become one if things didn't check out. Turns out everything did check out. It didn't take long for me to realize that my questions had already been answered because I didn't have the whole picture. You don't either since you have scarce knowledge of the Christian Faith, the Bible, and by extension God. I'm no Bible scholar but I sure do know more about it than any of you do.