fell off monkey bars when i was 6, broke my wrist, didnt realize it for 3 days until it hurt to go to the water fountain
what can i say, ive been a badass for years!
what can i say, ive been a badass for years!
You're a slayer irlNo, but I've broken a heart, and it wasn't even mine.. y
I suppose you can include breaking other people's bones. Which in that case, I've broken someone's nose in a fight.are we talking about our own bones or other people's? Because I've never broken my own but I've broken others' :)
yeah wank. i realized brits still use 'shag' for intercourse slang.broke my nose twice playing rugby, don't really have a cool manly story to tell though
@Soul Fly do you mean fingerblast or wank cos im unaware how you shag with a hand, maybe that jokes gone over my head tho
Make them up! But at least end it with: "and then I ended in bed with four virgins and a rubber duck"broke my nose twice playing rugby, don't really have a cool manly story to tell though
are you a dogI've never broken anything but I've dislocated my arm a few times jumping off the couches at home