because the only jokes/parodies that are funny anymore are the ones that are half-assed
seriously you guys need to topple off your high horses and just enjoy something for once!
:evan:
SAVE THE MIN
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Occupy Kanto
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because the only jokes/parodies that are funny anymore are the ones that are half-assed
seriously you guys need to topple off your high horses and just enjoy something for once!
:evan:
SAVE THE MIN
Stop being so hard on extra-terrestrial immigrants! These poor Pokémon have been relegated to graveyards and caves, when they have done nothing wrong!
the main reason i appreciate it is because of the amount of work put in
blah blah blah, typical liberal griping. the government ALREADY provides everyone with free running shoes, as well as the FREE magnet train that can transport you between Johto and Kanto. Aside from that, flying pokemon occupy nearly every route you travel; any trainer with half a brain would catch one and then teach it FLY (also a free HM!). The bike is a luxury, but it is definitely not necessary, and we don't need any more regulations on businesses. If anything, we should reduce regulations on big businesses so they can make more profits that they can use to hire more workers and create more jobs.HAVE YOU SEEN THE COST OF BICYCLES THESE DAYS??
The average Kanto family cannot afford basic transportation! We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that an "Affordable Transportation Bill" be passed to subsidize the outrageous cost of basic transportation forced upon us by the greedy, fat-cat Bicycle industry.
The trainer school is free, and any responsible parent would have already caught a flying pokemon and taught it FLY if they wanted an education for their children. Anyone who doesn't do that is just lazy, since Pidgey are especially easy to come by. In addition, there really isn't enough population that would benefit from building another public school with taxpayer money. Almost all of the students drop out by the age of 10 to become Pokemon trainers anyway.It is a crime against our own children that our Region has 9 major cities, hundreds of thousands of children, AND YET ONLY ONE SCHOOL!
Our government has failed to meet the educational needs of the next generation. How can we hope to build a stable economy with entire generations of mostly uneducated populace? We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that a necessary portion of every city budget be allocated for the building of its own new school, so that every citizen of Kanto, not just the priveleged few in Viridian City, be afforded the human right that is a basic education.
tl;dr The government has already given too many handouts already. You lazy goddamned liberals just complain too much.
On a related note, I support the abolition of the Uber Tire as well. Why shouldn't we be allowed to run Blaze Blaziken in OU? Why can't we blindly spam Dark Void and Water Spout against enemy Tyranitar and Ferrothorn? Why have Excadrill, Thundurus, and Garchomp been imprisoned in a higher tire simply because they do their jobs effectively? BL should go as well; in fact, why not abolish the tiring system altogether? WE MUST BE FREE TO PLAY AS WE PLEASE, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T LIKE POKEMON BATTLES. All glory to the 99% Super Effective!
(Also, FREE RAYQUAZA)
(Also, FREE RAYQUAZA)
As a dynamic and ever learning movement we will make mistakes from time to time. But out of our deep respect for INTEGRITY, HONESTY, AND THE TRUTH we will make every effort to point out and rectify these mistakes.
Recently we reported that the popular Johto dance group "The Kimono Girls" would be performing in support of us here at the Silph Co lobby. We had recieved several emails from someone who purported to be their manager, setting up the show. Unfortunately, because of the intentionally fluid nature of our leadership, it wasn't discovereed that this was a hoax until well after we had announced the event.
We sincerely apologize to everyone who was looking forward to that event, and pledge to take every action to ensure that similar gaffes do not occur. Thank you.
Recently we reported that the popular Johto dance group "The Kimono Girls" would be performing in support of us here at the Silph Co lobby. We had recieved several emails from someone who purported to be their manager, setting up the show. Unfortunately, because of the intentionally fluid nature of our leadership, it wasn't discovereed that this was a hoax until well after we had announced the event.
We sincerely apologize to everyone who was looking forward to that event, and pledge to take every action to ensure that similar gaffes do not occur. Thank you.
Again the liberal left wingers try to tell you that everyone should have the masterball, but let me ask you. If everyone were to get a masterball for free why would those that make the masterball continue to make them here. They are already threating to leave to the Osaka reigion unless regulations are droped. We are already in a negitive export, and to lose more business would make the job creators leave Kanto.We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that Silph Co. freely distribute Masterballs to everyone in the Kanto Region.
It is unfair that only those with connections get refined products such as these.
Limitation of resources is what drives the economy in Kanto. If everybody had unlimited items, then there would be no progress in technology, as the funds would not be available for it. The use of Game Shark by people like you, the supporters of this protest, in order to garner these unlimited resources, is one of the major factors of the downfall of pokecapitalism. It is not Silph Co.'s fault that this is happening. It is yours. Get a job and earn things the hard way. I hear there's some jobs as janitor down at Bicycle path. If I could find that job, then there's no doubt that every single one of you can find another job twice as fast as I did. No doubt.
This is great. Three stars.
Next Step:
THE DAY OF RAGECANDYBAR
For too long the Kanto government has kept certain items too low in nutritional value to be worth feeding to Pokemon. We must demand the Kanto Government at least double the amount of HP Recovery in RageCandyBars.
Not only that, but Johto must take them off the black market. I'm tired of my only source of RageCandyBars being from my Medicinal Oddish dealer. There has to be an easier way to separate them. If I want my RageCandyBars to have Medicinal Oddish, Shroomish, or Foongus in them, I will bake them myself with the consent of a friendly Rotom-Heat!
Show your support by bringing your own RageCandyBar with you!
One more thing: For the safety of all trainers the Kanto Government must clearly mark all pokeballs. Just when you think its safe to pick up any item you see on the ground in an abandoned power plant (because everything belongs to everyone!), you get ambushed by a Voltorb. See a Pokeball in that shady clearing under a gnarled tree? Get blasted in the face by a Foongus Spore. Kanto doesn't care about public safety! Labels are for Balls, and we have big ones!
THE DAY OF RAGECANDYBAR
For too long the Kanto government has kept certain items too low in nutritional value to be worth feeding to Pokemon. We must demand the Kanto Government at least double the amount of HP Recovery in RageCandyBars.
Not only that, but Johto must take them off the black market. I'm tired of my only source of RageCandyBars being from my Medicinal Oddish dealer. There has to be an easier way to separate them. If I want my RageCandyBars to have Medicinal Oddish, Shroomish, or Foongus in them, I will bake them myself with the consent of a friendly Rotom-Heat!
Show your support by bringing your own RageCandyBar with you!
One more thing: For the safety of all trainers the Kanto Government must clearly mark all pokeballs. Just when you think its safe to pick up any item you see on the ground in an abandoned power plant (because everything belongs to everyone!), you get ambushed by a Voltorb. See a Pokeball in that shady clearing under a gnarled tree? Get blasted in the face by a Foongus Spore. Kanto doesn't care about public safety! Labels are for Balls, and we have big ones!
As a diverse, evolving movement, we are bound to alter our position from time to time as we learn and grow. One position that we'd like to clarify is that of our support for Pokesexual Marriage.
While we welcome all trainers of all worldviews, contrary to our previous demand, the general consensus of the movement is not in favor of legalizing pokemon-human relationships for various reasons. However, as a unified movement we do support the right for all pokemon everywhere to mate with whatever pokemon they wish. Thus leading to our clarified demand.
9) We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that this Region's ban on Pokesexual Marriage be lifted, so that all pokemon everywhere may freely breed with whatever pokemon they fall in love with, regardless of species, language, or gender.
I don't care if the daycare man tells you your two male machamps prefer to play with other pokemon. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH! End this lie. Allow all pokemon everywhere to experience the love and liberty that every pokemon deserves.
While we welcome all trainers of all worldviews, contrary to our previous demand, the general consensus of the movement is not in favor of legalizing pokemon-human relationships for various reasons. However, as a unified movement we do support the right for all pokemon everywhere to mate with whatever pokemon they wish. Thus leading to our clarified demand.
9) We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that this Region's ban on Pokesexual Marriage be lifted, so that all pokemon everywhere may freely breed with whatever pokemon they fall in love with, regardless of species, language, or gender.
I don't care if the daycare man tells you your two male machamps prefer to play with other pokemon. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH! End this lie. Allow all pokemon everywhere to experience the love and liberty that every pokemon deserves.
I have 128 Master Balls in my blue version
Rage candybars have been banned for a reason. Its sad that you Lefters use these illeagal drugs. And demanding them mixed with Oddish... This is redicules. You would suck a Paras if you could... Arceus created Lucario and Grandiavor, not Grandiavor and Jynx. It is a abomination for same sex pokemon marraiage.
VULPIX NEWS... FAIR AND BALANCED
VULPIX NEWS... FAIR AND BALANCED
this is what we call "too far"
likelihood nobody will make kanto-related jokes again thanks to this post: 80%
nah don't worry e-billy it's just the government trying to keep you down!!
Hi please stop being a jackass and calling posters out - it makes the quality of the thread decline more than it may already have. I hope this post marks the end of this dialogue.
im tryin to work out if thats homophobic
goddamn i need a politician to tell me how to think right now IN WHICH DIRECTION DO I POLITICISE MY RESPONSE ACCORDINGLY
In addition, the constant watch of the so-called "professors" keeps trainers from using the bike when really needed.HAVE YOU SEEN THE COST OF BICYCLES THESE DAYS??
The average Kanto family cannot afford basic transportation! We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that an "Affordable Transportation Bill" be passed to subsidize the outrageous cost of basic transportation forced upon us by the greedy, fat-cat Bicycle industry.
"Now is not the time to use that!"
NOW IS THE TIME. Rise up and fight!
I have also heard reporters stating that there has been certain commotion coming from atop the Silph Co. building. Not much is known, but a snapshot taken by a nearby civilian may shed some light on the subject:
It's liberal ideas just like this that got Skitty on Wailord to be borderline socially acceptable. I have news for you: Arceus did not create Skitty and Wailord so they could mate with each other. Skitty should be mating with Skitty, and Wailord should be mating with Wailord, and it should be in a HETEROSEXUAL way like Arceus dictated.As a diverse, evolving movement, we are bound to alter our position from time to time as we learn and grow. One position that we'd like to clarify is that of our support for Pokesexual Marriage.
While we welcome all trainers of all worldviews, contrary to our previous demand, the general consensus of the movement is not in favor of legalizing pokemon-human relationships for various reasons. However, as a unified movement we do support the right for all pokemon everywhere to mate with whatever pokemon they wish. Thus leading to our clarified demand.
9) We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that this Region's ban on Pokesexual Marriage be lifted, so that all pokemon everywhere may freely breed with whatever pokemon they fall in love with, regardless of species, language, or gender.
I don't care if the daycare man tells you your two male machamps prefer to play with other pokemon. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH! End this lie. Allow all pokemon everywhere to experience the love and liberty that every pokemon deserves.
Just look at what happens when two different species mate: the unnatural acquisition of Egg Moves in the offspring is a sign of just how immoral these pairings are. Is it fair to produce pokemon who are picked on all the time just because of their parents' irresponsible decisions? I say NO! And don't even get me started on that slut Ditto.
Homosexuality is a sin according to our creator, and I am exceedingly glad that our daycare men at least recognize this. All pokemon need the love of a mother AND a father before going off with a Pokemon trainer. It helps mold them into the Pokemon they were designed by Arceus to be!
Are you seriously demanding more nutrition in RageCandyBars? Really? These are meant for just casual consumption-- they are candy bars, after all. Rare Candies already increase your Pokemon's level by 1. And if you want something REALLY nutritious for your Pokemon, feed them Berries or Moo Moo Milk! Oh but wait, you were all against letting businesses genetically engineer these things so that they would contain even MORE nutrients, weren't you? Pathetic.
Anyone who is using RageCandyBars to get high instead of restoring their Pokemon's HP is a loser. 'Nuff said.Deck Knight said:
Everyone knows that safety regulation costs money, which hurts the businesses, which takes away from the creation of new jobs. You shouldn't be roaming around an abandoned power plant anyway-- it was condemned for a reason.Deck Knight said:
As for Voltorb and Foongus, any experienced trainer would be able to recognize the difference between them and Pokeballs. Voltorb have eyes and no little button on them, and Foongus are much bigger than the standard Pokeball. How hard is it to get this through your tiny liberal brains?! Regulations wouldn't be necessary if you were to just stay out of places you weren't supposed to go to in the first place and if you paid a little attention to your surroundings for once!
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On another note, stop calling out people like e-billy. Yes, his spelling might suck, but his views are still valid, and I suspect the liberals here are just calling him out because they disagree with him. Quit whining and take the perfectly-valid criticisms of your movement.