Official Pizza Topping Tier List

[sheep]

Red bell pepper deserves to be S-Tier.

 

[Chou Toshio]

I need my veggy pizza that has broccoli :D

 

[Mr.E]

why the fuck does everyone keep talking ab

out anyway

 

[Coronis]

Wow, are you kidding me? I've been eating pizza for a very long time, and I've never seen a tier list this bad.

Pizza is all about meat and cheese, end of discussion. Chicken is of course an option alongside this, but anything else is really just dragging the pizza down. Also pineapple is a fruit. a sweet fruit. The mere fact that it isn't drcossack tier completely ruins any integrity this list has.

If you're not having a meat and cheese (or possibly cheese) pizza, you're not having a real pizza.

EDIT: I do approve of the complex banning of ham+pineapple, well, since it contains pineapple.

 

[Mr.E]

It's called balance, man. You don't run a team of six sweepers or six walls, you need to have a little of both for maximum success. Pineapple is the best ingredient to provide sweet, sweet balance to all the savory of a meat overload. Peppers are bitter, and tasteless in the case of bell peppers so they really suck, and neither mushrooms nor olives are actually sweet.

 

[Mastadi]

Pineapple is like that gimmick people use for a month because it's in and then everybody sort of forgets about it and goes back to pepperoni or bacon or beef or whatever else they were using before

 

[Minwu]

I think everyone forgot about ranch dressing. Goes great with pepperonis.

 

[Myzozoa]

I think everyone forgot about ranch dressing.

Yeah if you suck at life and haven't figured out that there is nothing redeeming about ranch dressing.

 

[Steamroll]

Keep the ranch dressing only on the rare salad that I eat, thanks.

 

[JimBob]

Why does everyone hate bell peppers so much, they aren't that bad. They add a little veggie flavor to the pizza, which can be good. The thing to remember is that you have to put some serious meat next to them, but whatever. Better than fucking mushroom or olives, at least. But as long as you're going for peppers on pizza, jalapenos are unrivaled for their flavor and heat. If it's too much for you, banana peppers are great for a sharp, but extremely sweet, taste. Onions are also tasty, but again, you need some serious meat next to em.

 

[WaterBomb]

Ranch dressing does NOT bake well. Trust me, I've tried. Also Bell peppers are bland on their own, but they go a long way to contrast and soften the overwhelming meat taste of a meat lovers pizza, creating a very nice, savory blend.

 

[Fireworks]

Disappointed no chillies.

 

[darkie]

ranch dressing is not great of a pizza topping in the sense that you put it on before baking the pizza, but it is a great post-bake condiment with pizza.

 

[Stagnant]

What is this shit.

Rule 1: If you can put bacon on it (Pizza, Hamburger, etc..)... You MUST put bacon on it.

 

[Snorlaxe]

jesus christ why are people still posting in this thread about pizza toppings

i mean the op hasnt been updated in almost 2 weeks??? were not gonna get an accurate list at this point

in fact, if you move ground beef up to mid-tier, the list looks pretty much perfect!

 

[Rocket Grunt]

my favorite pizza is buffalo chicken with green peppers and onions
but everything should be diced up nice and thin
and i can only eat it in a basement with some buddies and a few beers
while playing video games
for ultimate fat

 

[Tressed]

Why is cheese not in a tier? Seeing as most people put cheese on their pizza and most people I know consider cheese to be amazing.

If pizza were Pokémon, it would be considered overcentralising, overpowered, and would be banned to Ubers, so why is it not a tier here?

 

[Myzozoa]

I need my veggy pizza that has broccoli :D

Me too, I really like Vegi pizza that's been in the 'frige over night, breakfast of champions.

 

[Cooky]

Why is cheese not in a tier? Seeing as most people put cheese on their pizza and most people I know consider cheese to be amazing.

If pizza were Pokémon, it would be considered overcentralising, overpowered, and would be banned to Ubers, so why is it not a tier here?

thats like saying why not ban pokemon from having moves because every poemon has moves therefore it is overcentralising

sounds retarded. mostly because it is a bit

 

[Mr.E]

Phiddlesticks or someone linked this on IRC yesterday and I felt the need to post it in this related topic it is a good video

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/05/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-pizza-taste-test.html

 

[doomvendingmachine]

Phiddlesticks or someone linked this on IRC yesterday and I felt the need to post it in this related topic it is a good video

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/05/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-pizza-taste-test.html

I refuse to be relegated to "Phiddlesticks or someone" >:(

Also,

Suspect testing results are in

 

[Mr.E]

shit why didn't I look at that four weeks ago :evan:

 

[Steeler]

Why is cheese not in a tier? Seeing as most people put cheese on their pizza and most people I know consider cheese to be amazing.

If pizza were Pokémon, it would be considered overcentralising, overpowered, and would be banned to Ubers, so why is it not a tier here?

most people do not consider cheese a "topping"

 

[Mr.E]

If cheese is a topping, sauce is a topping. And sauce isn't a topping, it's just an essential base element of a pizza.

I actually used to pick the cheese off of school pizzas back in the day. Any self-respecting adult would realize that those barely even qualify as real pizza, though. Blech. :/

 

[MrIndigo]

Chorizo. It's the best ingredient.


Not just in pizza.

In everything.