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i thought this was the thread for hot takes, i think some of you might be looking for the thread across the street
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Starter pokemon are mediocre overall. There's like three genuinely standout ones (Zard, Swampert... Sceptile??), but most of the other "good" ones are either too genericky (Venu, Blaze, Greninja) or too forced (Nape, Empoleon, Decid, Boom). Inteleon's my favorite but it's kinda too generic and too forced to be standout lol.
 
Dire Dire Docks said:
bro you can't complain about crimes against humanity and then drop shit like this
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"Pizza is a savoury[1] dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round[2], flattened base[3] of leavened wheat-based[4] dough topped with tomatoes[5], cheese[6], and often various other ingredients (such as anchovies, mushrooms, onions, olives, pineapple, meat, etc.)" - Wikipedia​
  1. Pop tarts can be savoury. Additionally, desert pizzas exist
  2. Usually round, not always
  3. "But pop tarts have shit inside them!" and so do pizza crusts sometimes. Cheese-filled pizza crusts are fucking amazing
  4. Pastry is wheat based, the only difference between it and pizza dough is that it doesn't rise. Technically, pastry is a permittable pizza base
  5. Icing can be considered a tomato substitute as a base
  6. As mentioned before, desert pizzas exist, eliminating the need for tomatoes and cheese. And even if you disagree with this, pizzas with barbeque sauce (and mayonnaise apparently??) bases exist, and lactose-free pizzas also exist, so there's no need for tomato and cheese
Mayonnaise pizzas are a war crime, pop tarts being pizzas are a simple fact of life
 
Brambane said:
A pop tart is not authentic pizza unless its made in the Pop Tarte region in Italy
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even then though at its core it's still a pop tart and not a full pizza because it really does not matter where it's made; a pop tart is a pop tart and not a pizza, no matter which way you look at it.
 
Albatr0ss said:
"Pizza is a savoury[1] dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round[2], flattened base[3] of leavened wheat-based[4] dough topped with tomatoes[5], cheese[6], and often various other ingredients (such as anchovies, mushrooms, onions, olives, pineapple, meat, etc.)" - Wikipedia​
  1. Pop tarts can be savoury. Additionally, desert pizzas exist
  2. Usually round, not always
  3. "But pop tarts have shit inside them!" and so do pizza crusts sometimes. Cheese-filled pizza crusts are fucking amazing
  4. Pastry is wheat based, the only difference between it and pizza dough is that it doesn't rise. Technically, pastry is a permittable pizza base
  5. Icing can be considered a tomato substitute as a base
  6. As mentioned before, desert pizzas exist, eliminating the need for tomatoes and cheese. And even if you disagree with this, pizzas with barbeque sauce (and mayonnaise apparently??) bases exist, and lactose-free pizzas also exist, so there's no need for tomato and cheese
Mayonnaise pizzas are a war crime, pop tarts being pizzas are a simple fact of life
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If the icing is the tomato substitute for the base, what's the cheese substitute? Also, what does this make unfrosted Pop-Tarts?
 
In my opinion, Sword and Shield aren’t bad games. I think that they are perfectly fine Pokémon games, probably not the best, but I think they’re pretty good. I’ve replayed them a few times, and they’re still enjoyable, sure some elements are kinda lazy, but others are absolutely amazing, especially the Pokémon origins, they are so deep and thought out its really cool.
 
I was recently told by my doctor to cut out wheat entirely, reduce the amount of cheese and red meat I eat, and try to avoid acidic and spicy food.

This, you may notice is the entirety of a pepperoni pizza.
Thus, in an excessive amount of coping I must throw my support behind the idea that pizza isn't even that good.

I won't miss it it's not that good an excessively cold take :psycry::psycry::psycry:
 
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