I wonder what Chris Jericho will do when he retires. Maybe he'll take Jerry Lawler's place as commentator when he retires...
Jericho: Talk about me on commentary Michael Cole.
Cole: Why would I talk about YOU when there's a match going on Chris?
Jericho: Why Cole? I'll tell you WHY?
Cole: Tell me.
Jericho: When I was in that ring, I was the best, at what I did Cole. Here on commentary I remain, the best, at what I do. You on the other hand Cole, are a poor, gelatinous, excuse for a man. You've Been in this business for years and you're still as irrelevant as you were when you started. Nobody likes you Cole. Even when you pander to these hypocrites, they still boo you. Now talk about me!
Tell them how much better I am than you. Tell them how I've carried this announcing team on my back since King retired. Tell them how magnificent my hair looks up close Cole. Tell them. Tell these hypocrites how you don't deserve to be sitting in my, presence. Tell them Cole.
Cole: I'm not paying attention to you
Jericho: And there you have it kids. Vintage Michael Cole, backing down from a fight. You disgust me.
Cole: Are you finished?
Jericho: No I'm not finished you sycophantic gelatinous tapeworm.
Cole: AND THE REF IS DOWN!*turns back to Jericho* Name calling Chris? That's mature.
Jericho: You're a hypocrite.
Cole: Is that all?
Jericho: You fail at life.
Cole: Anything else?
Jericho: I hate you.
Cole: That's just fine.
Jericho: And you're virgin.... your wife told me... while we were in bed.
Cole: *Gets up and leaves the announcer table* YOU WENT TOO FAR JERICHO!
Jericho: Was it something I said?... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW, IS, JERICHO!... on commentary. The ref is still down and... wait! Evan Bourne is setting up for the shooting star press. If he hits this move on Barrett, he'll be WWE champion! HE HITS IT!
*runs in the ring while Bourne is trying to revive the ref and delivers a codebreaker to Bourne*
*runs back to the table and puts his headphones on*
Jericho: Did you see that Cole's Chair? Chris Jericho just came out of nowhere and ruined Evan Bourne's chances of ever winning a world title!
Cole's Chair:...................
Jericho: You're so much more entertaining than Cole is.
written by Skeeme from GameFAQs
I'd post this in Firebot, but I'm not so sure everyone could relate.