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Red Panda Mafia - Game Over! - <LightWolf> I want on girl

Alright pluff is one to talk about evening the field when she controlled yesterday's lynch. Also what sort of logic is that? This isn't free for all multifaction, the playing field doesn't need to be evened. We need to work together to get enemies. lynch that dangerous jumpluff
I guess I'm MAP spokesperson now, so I'd like to say this: Old pandas, please contact. I wanted to work out an alliance with Daenym, but he was away the past little bit, and we never really shared anything. I know you guys don't need love dead, but a love dead would halve them, completing a WC, so I ask for your assistance in this lynch. Teenage pandas: We are willing to be halved, but please help us out here. We have a mutual enemy with the love pandas aka jumpluff, and for your cooperation in decimating them, we will give up members on our terms. Baby pandas: sorry for the miskill n1, someone thought rng would be a great idea. We'll end up halved anyways, but for your cooperation, we can provide some firepower for your smaller faction.
 
Controlled the lynch? This isn't a village game. I gave a candidate and people liked it because... 4/6 factions needed him dead anyways.

We need to work together to get enemies.
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Hint: no, you don't. You need to work with certain factions. Face it, 4/6 factions need at least two Middle-Aged Pandas dead, so evening the field is actually the most beneficial thing to everyone. That's true of my faction too, but I think you'll find there's a little more resistance. Not to mention that there are only two factions with four people alive, and yours is one of them.
 
jumpluff said:
Controlled the lynch? This isn't a village game. I gave a candidate and people liked it because... 4/6 factions needed him dead anyways.

Hint: no, you don't. You need to work with certain factions. Face it, 4/6 factions need at least two Middle Aged Pandas dead, so evening the field is actually the most beneficial thing to everyone. That's true of my faction too, but I think you'll find there's a little more resistance. Not to mention that there are only two factions with four people alive, and yours is one of them.
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4/6 factions need you dead, and 2/6 factions complete a WC off of it. Your logic can be applied to literally anyone in the game, your bias is what pins it on me. If you truly were selecting a lynch for the best interest of the game, you might mention the Zoo pandas, who are equally well off. As you will see, a lynch on you is significantly more beneficial for other factions. Now while 4/6 factions want me dead, I'm only asking assistance from two of those factions. One of those factions need you dead, the other completes a WC with you dead, and we are offering them some role support. Now the teenagers could vote me, but death is a much higher priority than the halving that will happen, and if we work together to destroy this mutual enemy, both factions will be better off. The babies could vote me, but they would just need to kill you another way, and again we will be halved. So really it is only in the long term best interest of 2/6 factions to lynch me.
 
Aww, AG and jalmont coming to help me. They see the truth of my words!!!

Ace Emerald: Yep, I already acknowledged that in my post -- so basically it comes down to whose allies want to and can save them. You still can't dispute the fact that unless I am a Zoo Panda, my faction is already quartered, and yours is not. I can be halved with hilarious ease the moment someone rands someone in my faction. There's not much else to discuss, I imagine, as it just comes down to faction vs. faction!
 
jumpluff said:
Ace Emerald: Yep, I already acknowledged that in my post -- so basically it comes down to whose allies want to and can save them. You still can't dispute the fact that unless I am a Zoo Panda, my faction is already quartered, and yours is not. I can be halved with hilarious ease the moment someone rands someone in my faction. There's not much else to discuss, I imagine, as it just comes down to faction vs. faction!
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All very true, I'd just like to iterate that the teenage should be much more afraid of you, and we will help out the babies and ensure we get halved.
 
DEADLINE

The votes today were narrowly split - jumpluff calls for the removal of Ace Emerald and her friends are quick to answer the summon.

Ace Emerald counterstrikes, rivaling her support with some friends of his own, but some decline to answer either way.

And of course, Mekkah continues to vote for mods to be lynched.

In the end, the vote is close - but one man has to die, and that man, is not a woman.

RIP Mekka- I mean Ace Emerald.

Dear Ace Emerald
You are Desk Jockey Panda
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You do what people only dream of: sit at your computer from 9 to 5 and make money for it. While always dissatisfied with life and watch Office Space every night as you cry and laugh yourself to sleep, your crucial job of crunching pointless numbers keeps you at your job... somehow... One day your boss called you in for a promotion to join the Middle Aged Pandas, which you gladly took! They’ve got you... working 9 to 5 at a desk crunching numbers. At least your title is better... right?

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Kidnap USER”. You will kidnap that USER.

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Announcin”. Include your announcement to be made in the update post in your PM’s body.

You are allied with the Middle Aged Pandas:
You win if the Pandas in Love and the Pandas in Zoos are dead, and if the Old Pandas and the Teenage Basement Pandas are halved.
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RIP Middle Aged Panda. GL on your monorail commute off the island.

It is now Night Four. N4 will end in 48 hours or when all actions are in, 3/10 at 2PM PST.
 
ACTIONS IN/DEADLINE

This past night was a particularly gruesome scene. Many people cannot be found in the morning - upwards of 6. However, 2 return from strange places, making the total change -4 on the island.

First, there are two dead bodies to be found. After much searching you all finally locate the both of them - in Ullar's mother's basement.

Uh oh.

Slim Guldo is found with candy hearts stuffed down his throat until he couldn't breath. The poor man suffocated on 'love' =\

Dear WalreinUllarSlim Guldo
You are Overbearing-Mom Panda
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If your mother didn’t have 3 vibrators she would probably have had sex with you, that’s how up close and personal she is. She’ll never let you move out, and she’s always barging in on you while you’re having a date with your right hand. Always yelling, phoning, writing “I love you” on your napkins in the lunch she packs you, and driving you everywhere, she is up in your grill (and pubic hair) way too often. The Teenage Basement Pandas appreciate you need a little time away from her, and have given you the chance to go outside in the Texas air, out of her reach to fight for them.

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Check USER”. You will gain that USER’s alliance.

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Hookguard USER”. You will guard that USER from being hooked.

Your vote counts for two, because your mother always busybodies her way in to add her two cents as well.

You are allied with the Teenage Basement Pandas and Aquanauts:
You win if the Baby Pandas and Pandas in Love are dead, and the Middle Aged Pandas and Pandas in Zoos are halved.
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The next body, right next to Slim and with a stake of bamboo sticking out of his chest, is Coronis.

Dear Coronis
You are Downs Panda
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Herp Derp. *wipes the drool off this role pm*

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Bodyguard USER”. You will bodyguard that USER.

Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Rogue USER”. You will rogue that USER, and if a member of their team kills you, you will come back the next day.

You are allied with the Teenage Basement Pandas:
You win if the Baby Pandas and Pandas in Love are dead, and the Middle Aged Pandas and Pandas in Zoos are halved.
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A bad night for the Teenage Basement Pandas, who are now down 3 members with the slaying of these two.

In addition, Walrein, kingofkongs, TalkingLion and Paperblade cannot be found anywhere. They cannot post itt or be targeted until they return.

Fortunately, Layell comes back from underneath an office desk - seems he was proficiently abducted. Nightmare Jigglypuff returns with a smile on his face from how cute his captor was.

It is now Day Five. D5 will end at majority for how many available votes there are, or in 48 hours, at 2PM PST 3/12.

Results going out now.
 
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