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Remoraid Mafia - Haters, Yeti, and Coronis Win!
- Thread starter Alchemator
- Start date
So, have rey and eo won or lost? Has rbg or yeti won?
OR HAS THORNS WON
OR HAS THORNS WON
MASS CARNAGE
...is what you hear the Magikarp scream above the sound of the rushing waterfall. Stumbling almost blindly out of your tents into the dawn, you find no less than four bodies awaiting swift and careful removal from the scene of thecrime mafia game. Luckily a passing camera-man caught everything he needed to on his trusty video. You all crowd around the tiny screen and watch the action unfold.
It seems that Coronis, after much stealthiness and undercover work had finally worked out the identity of the Roman Imperator [emperor] Julius Caesar and, drawing a knife from beneath his toga slipped out of his tent into the darkness. It seems that Caesar was organising his troops into a Testudo formation around someone's tent, and had his back turned. Coronis slipped up behind him. Phantasia felt the hot, eager breath on his neck but was too late, and was more concerned feeling the knife that had thus been plunged into his back.
Turning around, he looked Coronis in the eye, and utter these words:
"Et tu, Brute. Then fall, Caesar."
It seems that Phantasia dropped the King's Rock as he fell, it smashing to pieces on the floor - no-one will be using that any time soon! From nowhere, a copy of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was thrown onto the fire in the middle of the camp. Guess there was no use for that either.
Coronis, thus pleased with achieving his goal, screamed out to the night,
"Be not affrighteth fellow Romans, the deed is done and ambition's debt is paid. Run through the streets crying, 'Liberty, freedom and enfranchisement'!"
With this he positioned himself on the great orator guy's rock and began to deliver a speech that no-one could possibly object to (since Mark Anthony wasn't there). Unfortunately, this made him a prime target for the
that was coming in his direction. Poor Coronis was completely annihilated by the blast - only a slip of hyper-beam proof paper remained.
Though dead, it seems Coronis has become the first winner of Remoraid Mafia! Congratulations!
Somewhat pleased that you only needed to bury one body (since dust can bury itself) you took care of Phantasia's body and formed a line to pay your respects before returning to your tents. Unfortunately, Alphabravo was the last in the queue and as such was the perfect target for and Orange that seemed to appear from nowhere. It hit him exactly on the back of his head, turning his brains to a mushy pulp (if they weren't already).
Though slightly stunned at the number of people dying, you are not so much perturbed by the loss of Alphabravo and wait for your daily dose of great orator guy.
Strangely, however, reyscarface seems to have slept through the entire incident. Suddenly he rushed out of his tent holding a
"Hey guys, I wonder what this is? I guess I'd better open it..."
Though you all rush forward to stop him, you aren't quite fast enough to cover the distance before reyscarface vaporises himself with the explosive present.
With three of The Clueless down in one sitting, is it just too much to take for the already frail non-knowitalls? However, you were distracted from your depressed pondering by the words (and pictures?) of the Great Orator Guy, now taking his rightful place on the rock.
I love that guy
Anyway, you all face the lake in anticipation of the Sentient Being with a Megaphone arriving. As expected, you are delighted (?) to see the helicopter come into view above the lake. You all sit down, ready for a great speech. Unfortunately, all you receive is
Perplexed, the Magikarp flops onto the shore (?) of the lake again and repeats everything ladida etc.
It is now Day 4. Day 4 will end on late Wednesday or maybe early Thursday depending on when I get back from Glasgow. Please note this macle :P
PMs going out now.
EDIT: All sent
...is what you hear the Magikarp scream above the sound of the rushing waterfall. Stumbling almost blindly out of your tents into the dawn, you find no less than four bodies awaiting swift and careful removal from the scene of the
It seems that Coronis, after much stealthiness and undercover work had finally worked out the identity of the Roman Imperator [emperor] Julius Caesar and, drawing a knife from beneath his toga slipped out of his tent into the darkness. It seems that Caesar was organising his troops into a Testudo formation around someone's tent, and had his back turned. Coronis slipped up behind him. Phantasia felt the hot, eager breath on his neck but was too late, and was more concerned feeling the knife that had thus been plunged into his back.
Turning around, he looked Coronis in the eye, and utter these words:
"Et tu, Brute. Then fall, Caesar."
Alchemator said:Dear Phantasia, you are Julius Caesar.
One of the most successful Roman emperors of all time, you are remembered for your conquest of Gaul (France) and leading the first invasion of Britain – you even had a play written about you by the greatest playwright ever to walk the Earth, William Shakespeare (Rule Britannia). With command over one of the largest empires ever to span the globe, you will be using the knowledge gained from various countries and your vastly superior army to make sure your faction wins this battle.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Testudo Formation around <user>”. Your Roman legions will march to <user> and form the famous testudo [tortoise] formation, protecting <user> from any attempts on their life that night. However, as you are the great Julius Caesar you have no need of infantry bodyguards, and thus cannot protect yourself.
You also have access to the vast multitude of knowledge gained through the conquest of foreign nations. You know that there are 3 neutrals, two mafias with 4 members each and 12 villagers in this game.
You are also in possession of a King’s Rock, but you do not know what purpose it fulfils.
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
It seems that Phantasia dropped the King's Rock as he fell, it smashing to pieces on the floor - no-one will be using that any time soon! From nowhere, a copy of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was thrown onto the fire in the middle of the camp. Guess there was no use for that either.
Coronis, thus pleased with achieving his goal, screamed out to the night,
"Be not affrighteth fellow Romans, the deed is done and ambition's debt is paid. Run through the streets crying, 'Liberty, freedom and enfranchisement'!"
With this he positioned himself on the great orator guy's rock and began to deliver a speech that no-one could possibly object to (since Mark Anthony wasn't there). Unfortunately, this made him a prime target for the
that was coming in his direction. Poor Coronis was completely annihilated by the blast - only a slip of hyper-beam proof paper remained.
Alchemator said:Dear Coronis, you are Marcus Junius Brutus.
You are one of the more prominent conspirators against what you believe to be the oppression of Gaius Julius Caesar along with Cassius and Casca. Despite being scheming and emo (though not as emo as your wife who decided to stab herself in the leg) you are a clever and level-headed person, displaying many qualities of the Magnanimous Man. You have joined the Remoraid Mafia not just because you quite fancy Fish and Chips right now, but for a specific purpose – one that you will only commit because you love Rome more.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – sending Casca to spy on <user>”. If <user> is Julius Caesar, you will be notified; this will be a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer.
If you find Caesar you may, at night, PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Assassinating <user> at the Capitol”. If <user> is Julius Caesar, <user> will be killed. This is a one time use ability.
You are allied with yourself.
You win if you kill Julius Caesar.
Though dead, it seems Coronis has become the first winner of Remoraid Mafia! Congratulations!
Somewhat pleased that you only needed to bury one body (since dust can bury itself) you took care of Phantasia's body and formed a line to pay your respects before returning to your tents. Unfortunately, Alphabravo was the last in the queue and as such was the perfect target for and Orange that seemed to appear from nowhere. It hit him exactly on the back of his head, turning his brains to a mushy pulp (if they weren't already).
Alchemator said:Dear Alphabravo, you are Pastel.
You are the kind of person who defines ‘Wifidiot’ and continues to uphold that stereotype regardless of the many times you have been told that you are a retard. Probably most famous around Smogon for your masterful thread “Japanese Idea” (‘we should really start using the japaneses’) you continue to be a dunce, even asking if the Smogon Tour would come to where you live.
In this game, as your intellect is so low, you possess an ability that might just work – it’s unlikely though. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Being a twat around <user1> and <user2>”. You will be notified if <user1> targeted <user2> that night.
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
Though slightly stunned at the number of people dying, you are not so much perturbed by the loss of Alphabravo and wait for your daily dose of great orator guy.
Strangely, however, reyscarface seems to have slept through the entire incident. Suddenly he rushed out of his tent holding a
"Hey guys, I wonder what this is? I guess I'd better open it..."
Though you all rush forward to stop him, you aren't quite fast enough to cover the distance before reyscarface vaporises himself with the explosive present.
Alchemator said:Dear reyscarface, you
WOBBUFFET!
Ok that pretty much explains it. In the anime you are possibly the most clueless Pokemon, annoying Team Rocket and randomly appearing just to shout your name. On the competitive scene, you aren’t much better. You manage to beat dragons, huge flying fish, volcanic smelting accidents and bugs coated in metal tier-wise, simply due to your ability to play tag – all this while being completely clueless.
You have a massive movepool of eight moves, the most effective of which you will be using for the best intentions in this game. During the day, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Day X – using Encore.”. There will be two lynches in a row on this day (you love the sight of blood evidently). This is a one time use ability.
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
With three of The Clueless down in one sitting, is it just too much to take for the already frail non-knowitalls? However, you were distracted from your depressed pondering by the words (and pictures?) of the Great Orator Guy, now taking his rightful place on the rock.
Great Orator Guy said:
On a scale of one to ten, anyone with a megaphone is a complete homofil
I love that guy
Anyway, you all face the lake in anticipation of the Sentient Being with a Megaphone arriving. As expected, you are delighted (?) to see the helicopter come into view above the lake. You all sit down, ready for a great speech. Unfortunately, all you receive is
Sentient Being with a Megaphone said:
Perplexed, the Magikarp flops onto the shore (?) of the lake again and repeats everything ladida etc.
It is now Day 4. Day 4 will end on late Wednesday or maybe early Thursday depending on when I get back from Glasgow. Please note this macle :P
PMs going out now.
EDIT: All sent
WHERE ARE YOUR FORKS NOW REY?!
Edit: Eo, I suggest you lynch RBG
I will send you the reasons via PM.
Edit: removing lynch
Edit: Eo, I suggest you lynch RBG
I will send you the reasons via PM.
Edit: removing lynch
What is this I don't even
This kinda sucks. I was hoping that Coronis would be killed before he assassinated Caesar...meh...
Anyway, I would like to lynch RBG today. He is a kidnapper, and it's extremely hard for the presence of a kidnapper to benefit the village more than be a potential threat (protect mafia from lynch, remove a vote/power role).
Our numbers (based on the information found in Phantasia's role PM) are as follows:
2 neutrals / 2 Lovers / 4 Haters / 5 Villagers
We will still possess the majority over the Haters even if we lynch a Lover (both neutrals can work with us), even if the mafia decide to ally (which is highly unlikely). We also have a few other safety blankets, namely that of a mayor vote. The presence of a kidnapper, however, could cause us to be left floundering, especially if the Haters have a redirector.
With that said, Lynch RBG.
Open to other suggestions if they seem to be more advantageous than the current course of action.
Anyway, I would like to lynch RBG today. He is a kidnapper, and it's extremely hard for the presence of a kidnapper to benefit the village more than be a potential threat (protect mafia from lynch, remove a vote/power role).
Our numbers (based on the information found in Phantasia's role PM) are as follows:
2 neutrals / 2 Lovers / 4 Haters / 5 Villagers
We will still possess the majority over the Haters even if we lynch a Lover (both neutrals can work with us), even if the mafia decide to ally (which is highly unlikely). We also have a few other safety blankets, namely that of a mayor vote. The presence of a kidnapper, however, could cause us to be left floundering, especially if the Haters have a redirector.
With that said, Lynch RBG.
Open to other suggestions if they seem to be more advantageous than the current course of action.
Good fucking job Eo, I fucking told you to keep what I told youknowwho like I said, but no you had to fucking change it and see what happened.
Throw a Pokeball at RBG
don't listen to alch macle update anyway.
Yeah moocle, don't listen to Alch, do the next update. I love watching arguments:P
Woah, that was one huge turnaround...
Woah, that was one huge turnaround...
STOP THIS INSANE LYNCH
Okay for the first time I'll open my mouth without the megaphone.
I don't approve of this lynch. This is an ideal lynch for the haters - I seriously suspect that Eo's a hater mole (lovers inspected him but got him as clueless, but his actions speak against him - he probably shows up as clueless if inspected)
You perfectly well know that the kidnap can be redirected by me (I seriously dunno though why a kidnapping didn't happen tonight - maybe RBG was hooked? (By Eo perhaps?)).
Lovers aren't a threat in any possible scenario, they even can't kill the next night. Only reason for lynching a lover would be that you're hater and want to get the lover BG dead so you can get me killed for the hater power role activation (I'm 100% sure that they get a new power role if they kill me - the Remoraid that can win with the clueless by surviving).
If you lynch the lover BG, I can't redirect him to me next night and the haters will kill me. If they do, you'll lose a mayor vote and a top priority redirect that I posess. You don't want that.
Villagers, don't follow Eo blindly; start using your brain. If you don't want to get Eo lynched, then get dogfish44 as lovers inspected him last night and proved that he's a hater. (Show the PM, exa)
Conclusion: Eo has failed to lynch any haters during the game. Get dogfish44 the confirmed hater.
lynch dogfish44
Edit3: I received 100% proof that Eo is indeed the hater mole; the lovers inspected him n2 and received a very fishy mudkip pm whose image was from photobucket (other pokemon pics are from bulbapedia), on top of that see this post: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2582417&postcount=2 in that the host tells that the mafia is dominating. I doubt why, as all info has been leaked by the pastebin and the village just needs to pick off the bad guys, right? Unless the village has been moled.
Conclusion2: Eo is a hater mole, but a dead hooker>a dead mole. That's why we are rolling dogfish44. The haters are: dogfish44, Eo ut mortus and 2 out of [Thorns, bunnymaster and Team Aether] so don't let their RBG-voting distract you.
Also come to me for the night 4 actions.
Okay for the first time I'll open my mouth without the megaphone.
I don't approve of this lynch. This is an ideal lynch for the haters - I seriously suspect that Eo's a hater mole (lovers inspected him but got him as clueless, but his actions speak against him - he probably shows up as clueless if inspected)
You perfectly well know that the kidnap can be redirected by me (I seriously dunno though why a kidnapping didn't happen tonight - maybe RBG was hooked? (By Eo perhaps?)).
Lovers aren't a threat in any possible scenario, they even can't kill the next night. Only reason for lynching a lover would be that you're hater and want to get the lover BG dead so you can get me killed for the hater power role activation (I'm 100% sure that they get a new power role if they kill me - the Remoraid that can win with the clueless by surviving).
If you lynch the lover BG, I can't redirect him to me next night and the haters will kill me. If they do, you'll lose a mayor vote and a top priority redirect that I posess. You don't want that.
Villagers, don't follow Eo blindly; start using your brain. If you don't want to get Eo lynched, then get dogfish44 as lovers inspected him last night and proved that he's a hater. (Show the PM, exa)
Exarius said:Dear Dogfish44, you are Joel.
You thought Remoraid was amusing at first, even cool that Alchemator was managing to kill a few things with it. Then he started posting damage calculations – it could OHKO Swampert, Tyranitar, Skarmory, Forretress…
THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
You were scared, and decided to eliminate this problematic fish once and for all. You have decided to put your hOps on #stark to good use, swiftly ending any Remoraid discussion that happens to crop up.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Kick <user> from IRC”. This user will be brutally kicked from IRC, ending their attempts to post Remoraid damage calculations, start random Remoraid discussions or fulfil other inferior night actions. For purposes of amusement, you may also include a reason for the kick – simply state “Reason: [insert reason here]” in the main body of the PM. This will be PM’d to <user> by morning.
You are also holding the Espeon Plushie. <snip> However, other users will not know the attributes of the Espeon Plushie.
If Remoraid dies, your powers will surely be boosted.
On even nights, the Remoraid Haters must decide who to kill with their Anti-Remoraid Knickers (A.R.K.). After discussion with other members of your faction, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Use A.R.K. on <user>”. <user> will be killed. Be warned – this can be blocked by bodyguards. This stacks with your usual night action. Every member of your faction must send a PM, and they must all agree.
You are allied with the Remoraid Haters.
You win if Remoraid dies and the Remoraid Haters eliminate all threats.
Conclusion: Eo has failed to lynch any haters during the game. Get dogfish44 the confirmed hater.
lynch dogfish44
Edit3: I received 100% proof that Eo is indeed the hater mole; the lovers inspected him n2 and received a very fishy mudkip pm whose image was from photobucket (other pokemon pics are from bulbapedia), on top of that see this post: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2582417&postcount=2 in that the host tells that the mafia is dominating. I doubt why, as all info has been leaked by the pastebin and the village just needs to pick off the bad guys, right? Unless the village has been moled.
Conclusion2: Eo is a hater mole, but a dead hooker>a dead mole. That's why we are rolling dogfish44. The haters are: dogfish44, Eo ut mortus and 2 out of [Thorns, bunnymaster and Team Aether] so don't let their RBG-voting distract you.
Also come to me for the night 4 actions.
gotta love british mafia
Save Joel
Save Joel
THE ONLY CHANCE OF A NON-HATER VICTORY IN THIS MAFIA
Okay for popular request here are the pieces of circumstantial evidence that point out Eo's Hatred:
1) This lynch. Why on earth is Eo rolling another lover and never even thought about lynching haters even when there is proof of the haters? And why does Eo want me dead by lynching the lover bg that i use to bg myself with redirects?
2) Why didn't rey get the haters to contact him when everyone else that was mafia claimed mafia to him when he was fakewolfing - Eo told the haters that rey wasn't wolf.
3)
4)
5) This:
5 solid reasons. You lose if you mislynch now.
For reference my PM: (I can win with the Clueless or with the Lovers - thought the latter is impossible because they're outed)
Trust me in this. I used my one-time unblockable kill on coronis last night on Eo's asking because I thought that it kills coronis before he manages to kill Caesar - I was wrong. We have the voting power to win this lynch against the hater Eo. Dogfish44 is a confirmed hooker and thus the first priority target. Haters btw have a unhookable teamkill on even nights=next night.
Edit: Don't you dare to update this before the deadline, macle :7
Okay for popular request here are the pieces of circumstantial evidence that point out Eo's Hatred:
1) This lynch. Why on earth is Eo rolling another lover and never even thought about lynching haters even when there is proof of the haters? And why does Eo want me dead by lynching the lover bg that i use to bg myself with redirects?
2) Why didn't rey get the haters to contact him when everyone else that was mafia claimed mafia to him when he was fakewolfing - Eo told the haters that rey wasn't wolf.
3)
Isn't the village dominating? - Eo is the mole leading the village - to their death
4)
Note the gross image and the lol-icky text - just like other "not real" PM's Alch wrote for this game. - Compare this to the "fake" recruit role PM in my PM.Lover inspector N2 said:Dear Eo Ut Mortus, you are Mudkip.
You still aren’t quite sure what happened; one day you were sitting comfortably inside your Pokeball that was open just a tiny bit so that you could see that professor guy get beaten up by a little puppy and then suddenly some retard grabbed you and started asking random people whether they ‘lieked’ you or not, which was inevitably followed by ‘lulz’. Since then you have become something funny for noobs, and a horror for anyone with a brain. You have no idea how this happened though.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – Asking <user> if he liekz Mudkipz”. <user> will be so distracted flaming you that they will be incapable of performing any night actions.
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
5) This:
A desperate attempt to salvage my mayor item - he knows that his hater team is killing me tonight because the BG RBG is lynched.Eo Ut Mortus said:
5 solid reasons. You lose if you mislynch now.
For reference my PM: (I can win with the Clueless or with the Lovers - thought the latter is impossible because they're outed)
Alchemator said:Dear Agape, you are Remoraid – what an honour!
You’re clearly the best fish Pokemon, and really cool in general! However, some are jealous of your potential and, as such, you should be cautious in this game. Being a super fish, you have many abilities.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – using Water Gun on <user1> and <user2>”. <user1>’s night actions will be directed at <user2>. You may also include the fake Remoraid role PM supplied below, which will be delivered to <user1> and <user2> saying that they have ‘received a note’. You may also include a body of text, which will be shown in the update the next morning.
Being a Remora, you have a symbiotic relationship with Manta Rays – in this case, Mantine. Through this symbiotic relationship, you know that a friendly Mantyke exists in this game. At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – using Water Pulse on <user>”. If <user> is a Mantyke, their capabilities will surely be boosted.
Also, when the Remoraid Haters outnumber the Remoraid Lovers, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – using Hyper Beam on <user>”. <user> will be killed. This is a one use ability.
You are also holding the Remoraid Plushie, this means that your vote will count double during a lynch.
You are allied with yourself.
You win if you survive.
Dear <user>, you are Remoraid.
You’re clearly the best fish Pokemon, and really cool in general! However, some are jealous of your potential and, as such, you should be cautious in this game.
At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X – IMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZ0R!!!”. One of the users who targets you this night will be killed, but you will have to post a Shoop da Whoop picture in your next post. If you do not, you will be killed.
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
Trust me in this. I used my one-time unblockable kill on coronis last night on Eo's asking because I thought that it kills coronis before he manages to kill Caesar - I was wrong. We have the voting power to win this lynch against the hater Eo. Dogfish44 is a confirmed hooker and thus the first priority target. Haters btw have a unhookable teamkill on even nights=next night.
Edit: Don't you dare to update this before the deadline, macle :7
OHHHHHHH darlin' please believe me i'll never do you no harm. just believe me when i tell you i'll never do you no harm. OHHHHHH darlin' if you leave me i'll never make it alone. please believe me when i tell youuuuuuuuuu I'LL NEVER MAKE IT ALOOOOOHO HO HO OOOOOOOONE.
lynch dogfish44
lynch dogfish44
You know what village, you guys have to do a lot of vote changes, considering that some of you say that you want to kill Eo, some dogfish44, and some RBG. Get your thoughts straight folks;
Lynch dogfish44