[Standard] Shift Mafia cycle 7

Quagsires said:
Dear steelguttey.
You are Lucy,

I love Lucy. Do you love Lucy? Yes you do, since you're going to be playing as her throughout this excursion. I mean, who wouldn't want to (besides some of everyone)? There really isn't much more of a role to you besides being the little girl that helps everyone out and is somehow crucial to the overall success of the entire group. People around you realize this, and they are almost certain to stay with you, since you can assist them in many unique ways, and it always looks good for them to be working with kids, especially for public relations.

You have never really been a girl who lived in abundance, but you do have this odd knack of going to Narnia often. Thus, you may pm Quagsires with, "Cycle x - Shove <user> into the wardrobe." You will shove <user> into the wardrobe that leads to Narnia, kidnapping them for that cycle. Unfortunately, it seems as though everyone takes back from Narnia some sort of souvenir, somewhat injuring the prestige of going to Narnia and of Narnia as a whole. You may not shut yourself in the wardrobe, since you have been warned never to use the same entrance to Narnia twice. Others, however, may still be shut in multiple times nonconsecutively.

You are also quite fast and able to get in the way of things before they seem to occur, as well as having a knack for changing the opinions of others, either due to your hilarious immaturity or your attitude towards life. Thus, you may send a pm to Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x - Talk to <user> before sending them after <user2>." You will strike up a conversation with <user>, convincing them that <user> is a bigger threat and that they need to use their actions on them. You know that you will be unable to control killers through this, nor will you be able to convince those who have already performed their actions, but those are things you simply cannot take care of. However, you are quite a fast girl, so this action is above all others' natural, unchanged state.

However, you are not the brightest girl in the world, and do not naturally carry an item with you, but some other not very bright people left this briefcase on the ground, and you couldn't help but take it. You are currently holding the Nuclear Football. Go ahead, press the button. It’s almost certain to blow something up, maybe even killing someone. You just know that this cycle, cycle zero, it seems to be powering up, and is thus unusable

You are currently allied with the Village. You win if you eliminate all threats.
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Trying to emphasize I still need a few actions ; getting them would be lovely.

Also reiterating that the lynch could end at almost any moment (although when is predetermined and will not be shared), so vote quickly.
 
You all gathered together and voted for the lynch, although you almost all knew what the result would be. Despite not really doing anything in the beginning outside of making haikus, it seems as though no one really wanted to step up or do anything. That was, of course, before you all decided to finally cooperate and work together, trying to live in peace and happiness with a no lynch, although Yeti barely escaped being lynched herself.

...And then HD was harpooned in the face. Considering he;s batman and all, that's sort of a surprise.

Dear HD_AFK,
You are the bagman Batman.

You are batman. No other flavor is necessary. What else can explain who you are, which is often unknown to almost everyone you meet, especially when you live two separate lives? While you do not know what landed you in here, nor who is with you, who's to say you will not be able to overcome such difficulties? It seems as though you always have some sort of plan in place, always planning perfectly and precisely, always succeeding in whatever you set out with. And for a self-made man like yourself, this is all you want.

You are only powerful at night, when you can roam freely and disappear and reappear at will. Thus, once per game you may pm Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x - Have everyone fear the night!" We will then update, but there will somehow be time remaining for everyone in the game to repeat their night actions. There are some roles and items that will be an exception to this, such as kills. There is also one role in the game that can stop the use of this power. If they do so the cycle you attempt to use this power, you will be told it failed, and will be able to use it again.

You are also the protector of Gotham, one who would be a great defender of all of the citizens and their livelihoods. Thus, you may pm Quagsires every cycle with, “Cycle x - Protect <user>, citizen of Gotham.” You will protect <user> with your life, making sure that <user> does not die this cycle. However, if they are targeted by the mob instead of by one man, they will still die, as it is impossible to stop the mob of people all focusing on one person.

<snip>

You are currently allied with the Town. You win if you eliminate all threats.
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Looking on in gloom at this was billymills, knowing now that everything he ever stood for and would stand for had been ripped to shreds in an instant. At least someone gave him a little gift to celebrate this...

He opens the package as it explodes in his face, killing him.
Dear billymills.
You are Harvey Dent,

The White Knight. The sole hope of Gotham gone bad. It's almost as if you could be a symbol of the corruption of the city, especially after you turned away from what was considered to be a righteous path due to the corruption of the police. It's almost as if you can do no wrong in your eyes, yet everyone else is wrong. Either way, most people believe you've changed, and thus you are able to work with them in order to combat much larger threats than each other and have hopes of winning that didn't exist beforehand.

You are quite handy at locking up criminals, so why should you be unable to lock up friends for their protection? Thus, you may pm Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x - Put <user> in Protective Custody." You will put <user> in what is considered to be an impenetrable fortress, sealing them away from all killers that night. However, due to you wanting to make sure they can have visitors and be able to communicate with others, you will not only allow sufficient time for them to perform all of their actions, but they will be able to talk to anyone and have actions performed on them.This will also not work if the majority of people have decided to kill that person that cycle, since they will storm <user> before you can protect them. Lastly, you know that you may not lock yourself in jail, as no one would ever let you out, either over paranoia over you turning yet again or because you have the only set of keys.

However, besides locking people up, you also have a knack for allowing the people of Gotham to fight against corruption and to be a voice for the people, something that you will find quite handy. Thus, once per game you may pm Quagsires with, "Cycle x - Show light to the people." You will speak for the people to choose the worst among them, so that they may be dispatched in a quick manner. This will effectively extend the cycle for another lynch, with other actions being acceptable until the second lynch ends. If you are able to convince others of the need to eliminate the scum of the city before half the day has gone by (ie 1/2 the time until the next update), you will cause them to cease what they are doing and lynch whomever has the most votes at that time, convincing them afterwards to lynch one more person. Using the action in this manner will NOT result in an extended cycle for actions, but will still result in two people being lynched.

You currently hold a package that was mailed to your doorstep by a mysterious and unknown person. You would normally open it to see what's inside, but there's this mysterious ticking noise emanating from it that oddly enough reminds you of both Harry Potter and puppets. Perhaps it may be best to get rid of it quickly before you find out what it is...

You are currently allied with the Mafia. You win if you eliminate all threats.
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Looking on at this was a depressed steelguttey. He had nothing now, and no one was able to help him. His family had abandoned him. His job had been lost to the corruption of Gotham. His internet had been reset, forcing him off IRC and Smogon. And thus, there was only one option left to do to him: suicide.
Dear steelguttey.
You are Lucy,

I love Lucy. Do you love Lucy? Yes you do, since you're going to be playing as her throughout this excursion. I mean, who wouldn't want to (besides some of everyone)? There really isn't much more of a role to you besides being the little girl that helps everyone out and is somehow crucial to the overall success of the entire group. People around you realize this, and they are almost certain to stay with you, since you can assist them in many unique ways, and it always looks good for them to be working with kids, especially for public relations.

You have never really been a girl who lived in abundance, but you do have this odd knack of going to Narnia often. Thus, you may pm Quagsires with, "Cycle x - Shove <user> into the wardrobe." You will shove <user> into the wardrobe that leads to Narnia, kidnapping them for that cycle. Unfortunately, it seems as though everyone takes back from Narnia some sort of souvenir, somewhat injuring the prestige of going to Narnia and of Narnia as a whole. You may not shut yourself in the wardrobe, since you have been warned never to use the same entrance to Narnia twice. Others, however, may still be shut in multiple times nonconsecutively.

You are also quite fast and able to get in the way of things before they seem to occur, as well as having a knack for changing the opinions of others, either due to your hilarious immaturity or your attitude towards life. Thus, you may send a pm to Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x - Talk to <user> before sending them after <user2>." You will strike up a conversation with <user>, convincing them that <user> is a bigger threat and that they need to use their actions on them. You know that you will be unable to control killers through this, nor will you be able to convince those who have already performed their actions, but those are things you simply cannot take care of. However, you are quite a fast girl, so this action is above all others' natural, unchanged state.

<snip>

You are currently allied with the Village. You win if you eliminate all threats.
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He left behind a wonderful game called Civilization, which he had apparently been playing just before he died.

Everyone silently mourns these deaths as they watch a football and a walrus go to rest in the jumkyard, which now contains:

Nuclear Football
Paul's Walrus

Next to the jumkyard was WildEep and Undisputed, frozen in a block of ice after the actions of this cycle. Don't talk to them on IRC.

You also noticed a few strange disappearances, as Ginganinja left IN AN NOC KIDNAP as well as Ace Emerald on a completely different matter. Da Letter El is happy to return, complete with a new set of fur clothing from a mythical land, Other than that, things seem relatively normal...
 
[18:38] * abc0123 (~abc0123@C1C11CC8.9FE176D5.B046B376.IP) has joined #alliance
[18:38] * Quagsires sets mode: +v abc0123
[18:39] <+abc0123> GREETINGS FELLOW PEOPLES
[18:39] <+abc0123> I COME BEARING NEWS OF A GOOD LYNCH TARGET
[18:39] <+abc0123> Dear iiMKUltra.
[18:39] <+abc0123> You are Captain Ahab,
[18:39] <+abc0123> SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
[18:39] <+abc0123> WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
[18:39] <+abc0123> CRACK YOUR BACKS AND OARS ME
[18:39] <+abc0123> IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
[18:39] <+abc0123> THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT COMPELS ME
[18:39] <+abc0123> HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
[18:39] <+abc0123> AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
[18:39] <+abc0123> AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
[18:39] <+abc0123> Yes, you are Ahab, the notorious person in Moby Dick who has an extreme need to defeat the whale. Unfortunately, it seems you have lost all of your crew in the last attempt to kill the horrible beast, and are in need of some fine people to join you for a new endeavor. The people here would probably do quite nicely, as these are some of the greatest heroes of their time, and almost all of them
[18:40] <+abc0123> have an ego big enough to take down Moby Dick by itself. However, you are an outcast, and you have no friends in this conflict, and thus you decide that you must convince everyone to join with you by a few more indirect means...
[18:40] <+abc0123> Since you are in need of a new crew, you may pm Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x - Hire <user> to join my crew." You will have them join your crew instead of their faction, and their normal win condition will be changed to winning with you alone. However, people may begin to get suspicious of so many people being recruited from the same beginning group, and thus you may only have one
[18:40] <+abc0123> person in each faction under your control at a time. If they should die before yourself, they will only win if you win, however, should you die first, it is not clear what will happen, since you may either die a martyr and attract attention to your cause, or you may be killed by a vengeful person who wants to end your mission. There are, of course, others that will be blind to your cause, no
[18:40] <+abc0123> matter what, but you aren't exactly sure who those people are.
[18:40] <+abc0123> Since you are so hated and loathed by everyone you meet, people will go out of their way in order to make sure that your opinion is not only heard, but essentially null and void. Thus, whenever you vote, your vote will be worth negative one, since people will take what you want and make sure it doesn't happen.
[18:40] <+abc0123> Additionally, you are known to be a vengeful man, and you have to sometimes defend yourself against many perceived and real threats to your life. Thus, you may strike any of them down and kill them by sending a pm to Quagsires with, "Cycle x- Have <allied user> Harpoon <user>." You will send one of your new crew members to throw a harpoon through <user>, effectively killing them. You may do
[18:40] <+abc0123> this yourself, but you prefer to delegate it to others, and thus will only do so if you have no recruits. You are also aware that your harpoons are in short supply, and you expect to only get a new one once every three cycles, beginning with cycle 1.
[18:40] <+abc0123> Lastly, you ARE a captain, despite your bad reputation, and you are still able to command fear in the hearts of your enemies by simply walking towards them. Thus, you may pm Quagsires every cycle with, "Cycle x- Have a chat with <user>." You will announce to <user> that you wish to speak with them and, either out of wanting to bargain with you or wanting to try and benefit from meeting you,
[18:40] <+abc0123> will perform their action first, before everyone else, to make sure that they have time for this encounter. However, anyone out with the intention to kill and thieves are more sly than this, and will not be affected by meeting with you, still performing those actions at their normal priority
[18:40] <+abc0123> You know you're weak, but there's gotta be some sort of way to instill fear in everyone else so that you may be able to perform more every cycle. Thus, the first two times you kill, you will gain new abilities in addition to your previous ones.
[18:40] <+abc0123> <snip>
[18:40] <+abc0123> You are allied with yourself and whomever you recruit. To win, you must eliminate all threats and have your faction survive.
[18:40] <+abc0123> GODSPEED GENTLEMEN
[18:41] * +abc0123 (~abc0123@C1C11CC8.9FE176D5.B046B376.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[18:41] <~Quagsires> ...
[18:41] <&Yeti> wth was that
[18:42] <~Quagsires> I'm not sure
[18:42] <~Quagsires> But I think I know...
[18:42] <@Paperblade> I believe that's a role PM
Lynch iimkultra

ok
 
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eh, fuck it
lynch iimkultra
 
hey guys my vote and post is restricted sorry this is all bs

lynch billymills

Hey guys, I'm actually with the Mafia, scum that I am. billymills is the Village bodyguard, we should start by getting rid of him. So what I mean to say is, Mafia get in touch with me.
 
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