• Smogon Premier League is here and the team collection is now available. Support your team!

superpowers

Get ready to be wowed, guys.

Alopecia Projection
I have the power to make people go bald. Unfortunately, I can't manipulate my OWN hair so I still have to shave. Lamesauce.

Psionic Shield
I am completely invulnerable to all psychic penetration. That's what the website says. Guess this means I no longer have to worry about being raped by an Alakazam... I also love how it shows a picture of that chick from Twilight.


I think I'll just stick to my day job...

EDIT: I cheated and clicked a third time because I wanted another superpower. I got Erinaceomorph Physiology. I guess I am a hedgehog now. A hedgehog that is immune to psychic powers and can make your hair fall out. Sweeeeeeet.
 
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Arm
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Manipulation

Oh shit. Not what I was hoping for exactly, but they match up pretty nicely. Gonna be curving bullets Wanted-style B)

Edit: Oh, and since I just saw az's post, a bit about my super[guy].

Because of those whole bodily alteration thing, specifically with an explicitly lethal weapon, it kind of eliminates the chance to be a superhero, which is fine with me. I'm not the hero type anyway. Instead, I'd end up more in the vein of Punisher, the almost-evil vigilante type. However, the way these powers interact, I'd almost be forced to be a sniper of sorts, which is far from honorable. So looks like I'm a villain, guys.

As far as use, like I said, I'd be able to mess with my bullets primarily. It's like Bullseye, only you're even more fucked, since I can redirect the bullet wherever the hell I want. And any sort of artillery is boned, since I'd just keep it from reaching me. We've all seen that with Magneto, of course.

The name, though... that's the hard part. I'm honestly terrible at naming characters. But electromagnetism, guns, and sniping are the ingredients, with a dash of villain on top. :x
 
Persuasion

Alright, so I have the ability to bend most people towards my will, the only ones being immune are some with super-high intelligence.

I am thinking I could be something like an attractive and prestigious count, but then I get this for my second power:

Mongolian Death Worm Physiology

Wut.

Quite an obscure and seemingly disappointing power, until I read a little more. Apparently, this does not mean I necessarily need to take on the form of whatever is pictured in that link, but I do have all the goodstuffs that come with being a Mongolian Death Worm. These include:
-Burrowing
-Acid Generation (And an immunity to acid)
-Generate Electricity
-Seismic Sense (Think Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender)
-Desert Adaptation
-Subterranean Adaptation
(Some would argue I also have Enhanced Regeneration)

Rather cool. So, I am able to fend for myself well enough when the time is necessary, but this allows me to very efficiently sneak up on most anyone and whisper my sweet nothings into their ear. It also makes me a hide-and-seek champion as my freshly-recruited minions with their undyling allegience to my will complete any tasks I desire without me having to get my hands dirty (so to speak).

I guess I am Osama bin Laden, except instead of the Taliban, I have all of you.

The best name I could come up with on short notice is Earworm, but please, call me Dr. Worm. I would regard myself as Good, but would likely be viewed as Chaotic Neutral or Evil; what I think is in the best interest of humanity is probably not an opinion shared by most others.
 
Illusion Manipulation
Fear Inducement

So I just make really scary fake shit. See: Any decent horror movie ever made. All the remaning randoms I did were from Devil May Cry or they were just really cool, unlike those wannabe powers I got stuck with
 
Oh my god why does this always happen to me. Probably the worst powers ever... (in before Fatecrashers cat-related response)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindsight


I quit I'll just accept my lot in life and fart repeatedly on all whom annoy me -_-

I thought I got the worst roll in the thread

then I read this
 
Man, I really want to add Fishmen (with Fishman Karate) and Merfolk (with Merman Combat) in One Piece to users of "Water Manipulation" but it's locked. :(
 
Back
Top