Hello everyone. A couple days ago I was reading a conversation in this thread about boots, and the inefficacy of item clauses. However, I've always thought the answer was clear, and I'd like to share with you.
Think about what heavy duty boots are, they are boots that you wear to prevent hazard damage. How do you wear boots? On your feet. The issue at hand is clear. How can pokemon that have too many feet or not enough feet utilize heavy duty boots? I've outsourced some illustrations to help convey my point.
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Take toxapex or gastrodon for example. The pokedex entry will tell us "Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its
12 legs." You know what comes with legs? Feet. Even giving toxapex the benefit of the doubt and saying it keeps the front 2 legs off the floor, heavy duty boots should clearly only provide a 20% damage reduction for hazards since 2/10 of its feet are protected. If you want to argue gastrodon has feet, it has 6. The 2 boots provided only protect 2 of its nubs. With 2/6 nubs covered, it should only receive a 33% reduction in hazards damage. If you want to say gastrodon has no feet, then how does it wear boots at all? How exactly are boots protecting these mons from hazard damage in its entirety? If you want more boots, you need to sacrifice an item slot on a different pokemon in exchange for 2 more.
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Dragonite is a pokemon with 2 feet. This guy can use heavy duty boots as intended, with 2/2 feet covered and a 100% reduction in hazard damage. Toxapex and gastrodon WISH they could wear boots like this, but they simply don't have the body type. The only reason Gamefreak failed to add a distinction between number of legs for pokemon wearing boots is the 80 year old chained up Nintendo workers coding on their typewriters couldn't meet time constraints. We can succeed where they failed. Not only would gameplay in gen 9 OU improve due to increased item diversity, but we could also unban volcarona since it can't properly wear boots. Quite frankly, we would probably fix gen 8 OU entirely with this one change. This would feed generations. Contact your local council members today about
realistic boots clause.