How did the commenters not realize the site is just a joke?
This Pokemon like many other evolves from something much weaker and smaller.
Evolution is not real and goes against the teachings of God.
Anything that goes against the teachings of God is Satanic therefore Pokemon is Satanic.
But can any of these pokemon turn a dead woman gay?
I don't think so
Satanist church>these pokemon
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away.
It is whispered that any child who mistakes DRIFLOON for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.
Someone buy these guys SMTIV
Ah, but which is the most Satanic SMT Demon? Satan? Or Lucifer?
Question for the ages there.
Lucifer is such a cool name though! I just love the mythology around him.
Better than Hades at least. I mean, Light Bringer? Damn so beautiful and romantic!