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The Everything NHL Thread

Arti could you help me find the score of the Wings/Canucks game? I was busy reading the scoreboard of the WHALERS ON THE MOON and The Meaty Minions match from a couple weeks ago and missed it...



Coincidently I was NOT impressed by "Grand Master Aldaron"'s team's feeble performance, but I was interested in seeing how much the gap between him and the rest of the league has grown! However, the way he'd worded that before I'd kind of expected he was on top rather than falling off the bottom...

lol hey thanks for Khabibulin Synre, when my world class LWers start performing maybe we'll talk =)
 
fortunately your LW are all you have left since you dumped a bunch of people for nothing who should never end up on waivers

drop more top 100 players / make more stupid trade offers / pick up more terribles on hot streaks plz
 
are you referring to dropping to richards / boucher / jovanovski?

obviously I don't any of their production, even their POTENTIAL contributions, so I don't see what the issue is

also, thanks for khabibulin ;)

anyway, I must have more than my LW since you know you just offered me Selanne for Doan rofl

i also find it to be slightly amusing that you can say i had a feeble team performance when it took your team 45+ skaters and my team less than 31 skaters (or was it 31 i forget) to beat me in those categories, and that was with no ovechkin (my best player), and your guys like teemu having unusually effective weeks
 
lol I'm just fucking with you man

I totally agree I'm completely underwhelmed by my team's performance, and kind of disappointed.

I probably jumped the gun on Richards / Boucher / Jovocop but honestly I was tired of them killing my +/-, and the shots that all three give me I don't need and with my feeling that the Stars won't turn it around, Richards' advantage for Assists and PPP just wasn't appealing to me. Besides, I like Langkow and Koivu as my centers and having 4 of one position is never good. The other two were just murdering me everywhere besides shots, so I figured I'd just pick up two defensemen (MOntador and Rivet) who help me in my weakest category, PIM.

I'm really hoping Ovechkin and Nash pick it up because I earnestly believe my top 6 of Jokinen / Langkow (or Koivu) / Ovechkin / Nash / Doan / Havlat is as good as anyone else's...just all besides Jokinen / Doan are underperforming, and Jokinen is underperforming for what I expected.

Also Khabibulin won't be irrelevent from what I gather on the Chicago forums, people are starting to turn on Huet.

Of course, being the eternal optimist that I am, I'm hoping the Devils / Red Wings (both Osgood and Conklin have less than .900%, as I am sure you are aware of :P) acquire him =)

As for that Langkow for Selanne trade, this was made before Selanne had any momentum, and since I am pretty sure you watched the games, before Selanne looked anything like a hockey player. I mean, the first 5 games he looked like a fat shit lol. I also thought I remembered you saying you thought you were weak in C and that you liked Langkow, though my memory might be fuzzy and that might be you thought you were weak in RW.
 
Also Khabibulin won't be irrelevent from what I gather on the Chicago forums, people are starting to turn on Huet.

Of course, being the eternal optimist that I am, I'm hoping the Devils / Red Wings (both Osgood and Conklin have less than .900%, as I am sure you are aware of :P) acquire him =)

As for that Langkow for Selanne trade, this was made before Selanne had any momentum, and since I am pretty sure you watched the games, before Selanne looked anything like a hockey player. I mean, the first 5 games he looked like a fat shit lol. I also thought I remembered you saying you thought you were weak in C and that you liked Langkow, though my memory might be fuzzy and that might be you thought you were weak in RW.

Khabs will be put on waivers again and picked up for half of his salary. The hawks management doesnt want him and to them whether the fans do or not is irrelevant.
 
I have never seen a single goaltender that fans wouldn't turn on in a heartbeat at the first signs of trouble(see: Roy in Montreal), i wouldn't take the fans too seriously... Dallas fans are turning on Turco too but he won't go anywhere, all that matters is management and they clearly intend for him to be the goalie of the future. Wings definitely won't get him, we have too little cap room as is to the point we can't keep some forwards we want in the big club in the big club and have too many goalies as is, we have two NHL ready AHLers in net as is. Devils might though although they don't have a ton of cap room once Rolston is off IR either but I'm not as familiar with the caplogy there.


Also speaking of not looking like hockey players that is two in a row the Caps looked terrible I am NOT pleased >:( At least they got a point out of that one I guess.

EDIT:
Psycho said:
Khabs will be put on waivers again and picked up for half of his salary. The hawks management doesnt want him and to them whether the fans do or not is irrelevant.

And in all likelihood that's what I suspect will happen, which makes it highly unlikely either of the above teams get a shot at him unless the Devils absolutely tank without Brodeur, which is certainly possible but probably unlikely since the skaters are playing so much better this year. Khabs is on the last year of his contract and the Hawks can't/won't afford to resign him with big contracts on Huet and Campbell and a bunch of new ones like Kane, Toews, and Sharp to sign soon, especially with Crawford and Niemi looking strong in the minors. Khabs is not in the long term plans and the future starts now if they're actually in playoff contention.
 
I'm a natural comedian

on a different note though...another caps' game...another "no points from ovechkin" night, though he did land me a serviceable 4 shots and 2 PIM, though I expect at least 5 shots from him.

Man I think he looked really good on the ice though, lol.
 
maybe don cherry was right after all

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REPRESENT!

CANUCKS ALL THE WAY! We Vancouverites will cream everyone!

lol just kidding, we suck, but Vancouver pwns 4ever!!!

GO 'NUCKS
 
Man I think he looked really good on the ice though, lol.

He makes it look easy, even when he's not doing much!

Jeez, the flames didn't do a very good job tonight. All I can really remember as a standout is Gretzkys face after the two fights at the same time. His players fought well, it's just that he still apparently doesn't like fighting.

It's not a finesse league anymore Gretzky, I'm smelling a revival of power forwards in more ways than Ovetchkin and Iginla can demonstrate!
 
i would totally vote for don cherry, he won't let any of those visor wearing terrorists dive their way into america


of course the constant canadian nationalism might be an issue but i'm pretty I'd vote for anyone who wears the clothes he does, there is something hilarious and interesting about him that never gets old to me no matter how stupid whatever he is saying might be!

also

TSN said:
Ott and Avery helped create a breakdown of discipline that led to three third-period Boston goals and a 5-1 Stars defeat. They jawed with officials and fans and drew 10-minute misconduct penalties.

After the game, veteran Mike Modano called the approach "idiotic and stupid," saying the team needs to worry less about agitating the opponent and more about winning the game.


I was trying to figure out why I liked Dallas in the 90s recently and now I remember - it was Modano and Zubov! Good to see the former is still worth cheering for. I'm not sure those two and Turco alone make the team tolerable but at least once they turn the ship around it won't be a total loss...
 
Devils might though although they don't have a ton of cap room once Rolston is off IR either but I'm not as familiar with the caplogy there.

Lou Lamoriello can make salaries disappear like nobody's business. Alex Mogilny, for example. There was another one who he traded to the Sharks, but I can't remember that player's name.

EDIT : Vladimir Malakhov was his name, I believe.
 
without looking it up you're right on both of them i believe, although mogilny he just buried in the AHL

also lol i think this is the first time two games have been happening that i've felt ripped off watching OT and a shootout, watched Devs/TB instead of Oilers/BJs(^_________________________^) and they scored four fucking goals while i was watching the other game

Almost worth it to see Parise and his ubermove even though he hit the post, Lecavalier, Elias, Jokinen, Prospal and Langenbrunner though, both of those teams are so silly in shootouts
 
I was trying to figure out why I liked Dallas in the 90s recently and now I remember - it was Modano and Zubov! Good to see the former is still worth cheering for. I'm not sure those two and Turco alone make the team tolerable but at least once they turn the ship around it won't be a total loss...

don't forget mike "i've fallen and i can't get up" ribeiro, the perpetrator of the most disgusting act of injury faking in history.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=PNw8ZZT8tOU

the stars are underwhelming overall
 
lol that is some movie quality acting, it's a good thing that him and avery are on the same team now, they can give each other tips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53W-7tk4Uw)



also as an aside even though i hadnt planned on him accepting it that Selanne/Doan thing would be better for aldaron than me atm, another PPG tonight and by yahoos... yahoo ratings Selanne is 13th going into the night and 4th for RWs $$
 
lol that is some movie quality acting, it's a good thing that him and avery are on the same team now, they can give each other tips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53W-7tk4Uw)



also as an aside even though i hadnt planned on him accepting it that Selanne/Doan thing would be better for aldaron than me atm, another PPG tonight and by yahoos... yahoo ratings Selanne is 13th going into the night and 4th for RWs $$
Haha is that the Avery/Jagr video I showed you? I think so. Fucking Avery and his weak bones, maybe if he drank some milk he wouldnt be in a body cast from that hit. Silly Avery.
 
Ahh Sean Avery, I have such a love hate relationship with him. I love what he does for his team, I hate what he does against his team and I hate him in general lol.

Man I wish he was on the Devils though lol
 
With Brodeur out for a good 3-4 months, it's pretty apparent that there will be a new Vezina trophy winner. Despite it being still very early in the year, who do you think it will be? I hope it's Ryan Miller. ;)
 
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