After meeting Wally at my Dads' gym, i get approached by a fat man, who seems interested in my taste of clothing. after he walks off, i go into the woods. I fight with MeMe by my side, and he grows to level 12. Caught the Slakoth, forgot to name it, (who names a slakoth FLOATER anyway? :L ill rename it in slateport) but grinded it up to level 13, to where he knows slack off (his signature move?) beat roxanne with MeMe, he rose to level 14. i also caught a silcoon and a cascoon. both are level 5, both know harden. ill be using those as death fodder for mudkip when he rapes brawly. Slakoth beat team aqua AND May. taught slakoth cut (cause 50bp+STAB.) and is turning into a nice Bro. dat attack stat man.
(also, can i have permission to change one of the rules for Floater? instead of ariel ace, id like to use cut for his "sting" move, quite frankly because waiting till my 6th badge for a move is pretty late. just saying. if this can happen, i will tack on the rule of soloing all of Wattsons Underlings. )
Pro-Tip: Strength is the strongest stab move the Slakoth line can learn, after Double-Edge and Mega-Kick. Both of these are outclassed through recoil or low accuracy, however.
We sailed over to dewford, and caught a new bro; AirBalloon the Arron. it took 30 minutes to weaken it with a skitty's attract and growl it to death; but DAT ATTACK. AND DEFENSE.
i went into brawleys gym. heres what im going to solo brawly with; you ready? a level 14 mudkip. yeah. i wish i grinded an army of zigzagoons for revives, cause its about to get bloody.
Question; why did i go for an underleveled sweep? Answer; Mud Shot is the mudkip's best stab until "endgame", and wasting the precious TM Earthquake (also achieved in endgame) is wasteful at best. (plus claydol must learn it to beat rock types)
So i start off the game with brawly. i switch from slakoth to cascoon, and machop karate chops for the KO. enter mudkip. MEME USED WATER GUN (pew pew) A CRITICAL HIT. machop is Koed. slakoth and mudkip gained around 159 exp. DING. mudkip grew to level 15. +2 stats across the board i think. Learned Bide.
Brawly sends out his second pokemon. i switch back to slakoth, to leech exp from mudkip so mudkip doesnt go over lvl 16. i switch to silcoon, who get FALCON PWNCHED for the Ko. Enter MeMe, my ADHD little friend. you ready?
Why are you narrating this? its already happened.
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ANYWAY. MeMe enters stage left, and meditite focuses for another falcon pwnch. but wait! MeMe tackled Meditite! Meditite lost its focus, good thing too, cause the energy looked like it was about to fire off another FALCON PWNCH. I know with my luck, tackle is going to miss, so i just spam Mud Slap, both to lower his accuracy and to kill its focus. (cause who can falcon pwnch with sand in their eyes?)
after some of that nonsense, MeMe starts gunning the Meditite, eventually, its Koed, having not landed a single falcon pwnch on him. Now in comes the star of the show.
"Try out that new move!" MeMe nods, starts shaking violently, and turns red in the face. Makuhita, unfazed, relaxes itself. Then, he sprints at a blinding speed at MeMe. makuhita grabs MeMe by the leg, and throws him across the room. I heard a crack, and rushed over to the poor mudkip.
Amazingly, Mudkip got back up. His leg was broken where the makuhita grabbed, but MeMe didnt care. His face was blood red, and i knew what was about to happen.
"NOW!"
Mudkip unleashed his energy, in an a surge of heat, Mudkip rushed the Makuhita, and i swear i saw a different pokemon for a minute. What was it? MeMe pulled a sauske, and threw makuhita up into the air, then proceeded to jump through him. Up, down, left, right, up, down. as the makuhita was falling, mudkip fired off a ball of water, steaming with rage. it scalded the makuhita, who wasnt used to the scorching hot water. In a scream, the makuhita collasped. we... did it? we did it.
"Nice Match! i didnt think your mudkip could handle it, honestly. but you pulled through! congratulations, heres the badge!"
"Hey, thanks!" i looked over to my mudkip, who was shaking. He could barely walk, poor guy. i put him in the pokeball for rest. I walked to the pokemon center, and healed everyone. It was getting pretty late, so we decided to sleep for the night.