Nah, you're not ninjaing me. I'll give Arceustar "Aegis" the Mienfoo.
Since you wanted Super Easy, I'll go for creativity rather than difficulty (insert fan girl* "OMG Treadshot's so nice!" scream here).
You get Aegis the Mienfoo. Catch him in Dragonspiral Tower, ground floor. Any and all Goletts on that floor that you run into should be killed, because Goletts suck. According to Aegis they suck, anyways.
Aegis is one of those Pokemon who just really don't like...well, being told he's too cute now and should evolve. Aside from his name being derived from the pink Aegis Gundam, which is awesome and was succeeded by crap, he also evolves into Mienshao, which isn't anywhere near as awesome as Mienfoo. He's cute and feisty now, but his evolved form is far from what he'd like to look like. So, to make sure that doesn't happen, don't evolve him.**
Secondly, Aegis just really likes actually looking cute. He hates the fact that the evolved forms of so many Pokemon look so...mean. I mean, who wouldn't hug a Riolu, or love a Shinx? But Lucario and Luxray? Oh no, that just won't do. So have him solo any and all evolved Pokemon who evolve from cute prevos. Cute is anything that can enter Amity Square, and anything else that is just so adorable! I'm trusting your judgment here, so be honest and if it evolves from something cute, have Aegis kill it.
Finally, Aegis has to solo Marshal. I mean, what is that guy's problem? Martial arts are all fine and dandy, but...he has a Mienshao! NO!!! And all his Pokemon are so grown up and not cute. Always worried about being strong. What a laugh. Kill all his Pokemon, damnit. And do it without using more than 2 items. Because you don't need to be strong to kill his weak team.
Oh, and since Grimsley still knows something about style (albeit in a dark and slightly creepy manner), have Aegis sit out that battle. He may only enter the battle if all your other Pokemon have fainted, and even then he cannot use Fighting moves in that battle.
*I suppose Jimera0 screaming would also do. I mean, me? Softened somewhat? SOMEWHAT? I should have Arceus use Judgment on you! But you'll make a useful fanboy, so I guess I'll be merciful. ;)
** I actually love Mienshao, both ScarfShao and LO Fake Out Mienshao are awesome, and I haven't built a single BW OU team without one of them. But by Arceus, what were Game Freak thinking? That design is ugly as hell, it's looks like a walking two footed mutant cat with weird fabric things hanging off it's hands. Mienfoo is so much CUTER!!! Still, can't deny the awesomeness of U-Turn and Regenerator with STAB HJK.
Since you wanted Super Easy, I'll go for creativity rather than difficulty (insert fan girl* "OMG Treadshot's so nice!" scream here).
You get Aegis the Mienfoo. Catch him in Dragonspiral Tower, ground floor. Any and all Goletts on that floor that you run into should be killed, because Goletts suck. According to Aegis they suck, anyways.
Aegis is one of those Pokemon who just really don't like...well, being told he's too cute now and should evolve. Aside from his name being derived from the pink Aegis Gundam, which is awesome and was succeeded by crap, he also evolves into Mienshao, which isn't anywhere near as awesome as Mienfoo. He's cute and feisty now, but his evolved form is far from what he'd like to look like. So, to make sure that doesn't happen, don't evolve him.**
Secondly, Aegis just really likes actually looking cute. He hates the fact that the evolved forms of so many Pokemon look so...mean. I mean, who wouldn't hug a Riolu, or love a Shinx? But Lucario and Luxray? Oh no, that just won't do. So have him solo any and all evolved Pokemon who evolve from cute prevos. Cute is anything that can enter Amity Square, and anything else that is just so adorable! I'm trusting your judgment here, so be honest and if it evolves from something cute, have Aegis kill it.
Finally, Aegis has to solo Marshal. I mean, what is that guy's problem? Martial arts are all fine and dandy, but...he has a Mienshao! NO!!! And all his Pokemon are so grown up and not cute. Always worried about being strong. What a laugh. Kill all his Pokemon, damnit. And do it without using more than 2 items. Because you don't need to be strong to kill his weak team.
Oh, and since Grimsley still knows something about style (albeit in a dark and slightly creepy manner), have Aegis sit out that battle. He may only enter the battle if all your other Pokemon have fainted, and even then he cannot use Fighting moves in that battle.
*I suppose Jimera0 screaming would also do. I mean, me? Softened somewhat? SOMEWHAT? I should have Arceus use Judgment on you! But you'll make a useful fanboy, so I guess I'll be merciful. ;)
** I actually love Mienshao, both ScarfShao and LO Fake Out Mienshao are awesome, and I haven't built a single BW OU team without one of them. But by Arceus, what were Game Freak thinking? That design is ugly as hell, it's looks like a walking two footed mutant cat with weird fabric things hanging off it's hands. Mienfoo is so much CUTER!!! Still, can't deny the awesomeness of U-Turn and Regenerator with STAB HJK.