No, I did not defeat Morty yet. Why the title is like that, you’ll find out. Anyways, after defeating that SOB Falkner, I proudly walked outside until wait, look, the old stalker calls me. Fantastic.You want me to hold your egg. Sure why not. Gimme a moment
*Checks TMs Togepi can get*
Ok then. Only Rock Smash...
Shit I bumped into a Kimono Girl. Just act innocent...
Kimono Girl: HOW DID YOU GET THAT EGG?!!!!
Me: Ummmm
Kimono Girl: Oh Mr Pokemon gave it to the stalker who gave it to you. *Walks Away*
Me: The Hell?
There is absolutely no explanation for that. Seriously! If she was psychic, then she wouldn't need to yell at me. /minirant
Anyways, continuing. *Lets Pecola solo stupid fishermen.*
*Beats up rest of the Route*
Let's go into this cave! Perfectly Safe.
*Goes up to get items*
Wait, if I just defeated his only pokemon and he said his pokemon was keeping the cave bright, why is the cave still bright. Either he hates he pokemon or pokemon just made no sense. Again.
Anyways, I advance past the horribly weak cave, grabbing some KOs with Pecola. Ahh, Azelea. Wait, Patriot smells evilness. I get the random dialogue. Oh well, off to defeat those Grunts.
*Patriot easily solos all of them*
That was quick.. You think w/ the type disadvantages and stuff... Oh well.
Now for Bugsy.
*Torch easily destroys the gym with an excellent Ember attack*
Well, that was boring. How about the Rival?
007 vs Gastly.
Withdraw! Curse!
Wait shit...
*switches into Pecola*
Curse x2!
Holy Crap that was easy!
007 vs Zubat.
After 2 more withdraws, I start tackling. This takes a while.
*Jeopardy Music Plays for about 15 minutes.*
Done! Stupid Leech Life.
007@+3 Defense vs Croconaw
Bite!
*Does about 9/34 hp*
Holy Crap! Seriously.
Absorb does 1/5 damage.
Oh boy. Fantastic.
For some reason it spams Scary Face...
Absorb FTW!
And now, for the ultimate upgrade! Headbutt w/ a ridiculous 70 BP!
Everyone gets the upgrade! Hooray!
Woah look, another dumb Kimono Girl. Seriously, the exit is where you probably came from anyways. Jeez.
Anyways I get the bike and eliminate all trainers within a 3 mile radius.
And Now I'm 9 levels higher than all the Gym Trainers. Fantastic.
007 vs Clefable
Razor Leaf! OHKO
Vs Miltank
Razor Leaf! A critical hit! Goes into Yellow. Stomp!
Razor Leaf! The foes Miltank Fainted!
Lolwhut!
No summary for this match, due to me currently beating up Morty.