I support two teams in world soccer, first and foremost my home country Australia and secondly my background country in Italy (lol at the last world cup >.<). Australia are frustrating to watch as they often play to their opposition, they play worse against shitty Asian countries like Oman and step up against the Italy's, Netherlands', France's and England's of the soccer world. Anyway, barring major injuries in the leadup, here are my predictions for each pool:
Group A
1. Mexico - Yes France are a bunch of choking bitches who shouldn't have made the World Cup.
2. France - Having said that, their pool is relatively weak.
3. Uruguay - Because they are better then South Africa
4. South Africa - Sorry guys, they won't win a game.
Group B - Wow tough pool
1. Argentina - They have to meet world cup expectations sometime, right?
2. Greece
3. Nigeria
4. South Korea
This is the one pool where I think any team has a chance of finishing any position, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if the order I stated ends up being completely flipped.
Group C
1. England - Lol worst pool ever
2. USA - Done some good things in soccer
3. Algeria - They've been to the world cup before but still lol.
4. Slovenia - No comment
Group D - Wow very tough pool, I *think* the Germans will take it but all the other teams I reckon can finish anywhere between 2-4.
1. Germany - They know how to grind games out
2. Australia - Homer pick, but I honestly reckon as long as Schwarzer
performs at a high level and we continue to play hard, that even if we can lose to Germany we can go 1-1-0 or 2-0-0 in the other two matches.
3. Serbia - I reckon they will definitely not come second, and either surprise the fuck out of us and top the division or fail spectacularly like 2006.
4. Ghana - Probably the weakest team here but still have some very solid players
Group E - Harder then people give it credit for
1. Denmark - The Dutch always underperform at the group stage, and the world cup in general. Denmark are pretty solid.
2. Netherlands - Having said that, they'll still qualify
3. Cameroon - A real wildcard team, have the potential to beat anyone on their day but are painfully inconsistent.
4. Japan - Flashy but too many weaknesses imo
Group F - Che buona fortuna per Italia!
1. Italy - Forza Italia, campioni del mondo! (they should win this group easily)
2. Paraguay - The only team I could see potentially challenging the Italians for number one in the group.
3. New Zealand - Normally I can't stand them, but we all love an underdog and in soccer they are nowhere near as big douchebags as they are in rugby or cricket so I hope they do well here.
4. Slovakia - Mmm yeah...
Group G - Group of Death
1. Brazil - They are very consistent, especially in the group stages. They could end up missing out all together but they should finish first here.
2. Ivory Coast - Yeah I have them over Portugal, like a lot of the upcoming african nations they are very exciting and have a lot of firepower, I reckon they could even potentially win the group if they have all guns blazing.
3. Portugal - They are good enough to even snatch first from Brazil, but they are pretty inconsistent in world cup play historically. Watching their games against Brazil and the Ivory Coast will be a joy on the eyes, thats for sure.
4. North Korea - Lol I feel sorry for them :(
Group H - Why in the fuck do Spain always get such a fucking easy WC draw -_-
1. Spain - They'll cruise the group stages till they have their customary second round choke.
2. Switzerland - Probably the only team in world cup history to be eliminated without conceding a goal the whole world cup in 2006, they aren't really exciting but they are always a solid team.
3. Chile - The wildcard of the pool, can potentially cause a few upsets but in all likelihood will not.
4. Honduras - How in the fuck did they make the world cup?
Hope you all enjoyed my predictions :)