When you just want to go to the bathroom at school but there's ALWAYS people who fuck up the whole bathroom (writing shit on the walls, clogging the toilets, spit in the soap, pissing on the toilet seat and dont get me started on the floor.) so much that you cant go once with stepping/touching/etc something that makes you want to throw up.
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I don't know whether anyone else gets this, but someone mentioned avoiding being heard pissing at other people's houses so this is sort of similar. I can't take a dump anywhere but my home pretty much. Took me over a year of relationship to shit at my girlfriend's house. I'm terrified of being heard and people thinking that I'm disgusting for shitting in their house. I've held a shit in for over two days and it hurt like fuck in my stomach.
Also holding in a shit, you find that the sensation of it bursting out waxes and wanes. The colon is a curious fucking thing.
The sensations of jumping or doing weird things in inappropriate sensations. I used to get this to a level where I thought I was developing tourettes. I used to imagine just flailing and breaking someone's nose or sat counting bar's rest in a concert or just waiting for the next piece to start. A desperate sensation to scream.
Sometimes get dreams where I dream of really mundane things in the future. They actually happen true to the dream. The first one I had was just going down the stairs and going round the corner. Something I do everyday, but in the dream something was different. There was something odd about the arrangement of the coats at the bottom of the bannister. They get more intense. The most recent one was about skyrim. About 7 months ago I had a dream that I was playing on a game where I was walking through a room and I jumped on something. I just remember the screen, it was my TV. Then last week I was playing skyrim and I was walking around in a room, looking for the tomb of Jorgen Windcaller if anyone was interested. and I freaked out. It's all really uninteresting shit but no one believes me.
Also dreaming you're going to die really freaks me because of the Deja Vu thing above
Also holding in a shit, you find that the sensation of it bursting out waxes and wanes. The colon is a curious fucking thing.
The sensations of jumping or doing weird things in inappropriate sensations. I used to get this to a level where I thought I was developing tourettes. I used to imagine just flailing and breaking someone's nose or sat counting bar's rest in a concert or just waiting for the next piece to start. A desperate sensation to scream.
Sometimes get dreams where I dream of really mundane things in the future. They actually happen true to the dream. The first one I had was just going down the stairs and going round the corner. Something I do everyday, but in the dream something was different. There was something odd about the arrangement of the coats at the bottom of the bannister. They get more intense. The most recent one was about skyrim. About 7 months ago I had a dream that I was playing on a game where I was walking through a room and I jumped on something. I just remember the screen, it was my TV. Then last week I was playing skyrim and I was walking around in a room, looking for the tomb of Jorgen Windcaller if anyone was interested. and I freaked out. It's all really uninteresting shit but no one believes me.
Also dreaming you're going to die really freaks me because of the Deja Vu thing above
It's weird when you dream something yet you forget about it when you wake up. But then an event happens irl that reminds you of the dream but for a split second you think the dream was real?
Like the other day I'd dreamt that someone had died (I'd never spoken to them, I just see them around sometimes and know the name) And a couple of days later I saw him irl and about shat myself thinking that he was dead, but then I remembered that I'd dreamt it.
Kinda similiar but when you dream about somebody that you hardly know, yet they feature as an integral part to the dream even if you've never spoken to them. Makes me wonder wtf my subconscious was thinking.
Also when you wake up, sit up to quickly and get a massive head rush and immediately just have to flop back down until it goes away...
When you are tired and you're thinking of something but you can't control your thoughts because you're too tired... like if you imagine a scene random things start floating about.
Like the other day I'd dreamt that someone had died (I'd never spoken to them, I just see them around sometimes and know the name) And a couple of days later I saw him irl and about shat myself thinking that he was dead, but then I remembered that I'd dreamt it.
Kinda similiar but when you dream about somebody that you hardly know, yet they feature as an integral part to the dream even if you've never spoken to them. Makes me wonder wtf my subconscious was thinking.
Also when you wake up, sit up to quickly and get a massive head rush and immediately just have to flop back down until it goes away...
When you are tired and you're thinking of something but you can't control your thoughts because you're too tired... like if you imagine a scene random things start floating about.
When I look into bright sunlight, I can see little transparent specks just floating down my field of vision, kinda like bacteria on a microscope slide? Then when I try to focus on them my eye moves and they suddenly jerk back up again to float down.