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Unbreakable Vow Mafia - Game Over! Congratulations Villains!
- Thread starter Thunda
- Start date
One day, the men (and woman) of Circus Maximus decided to go play a game of Monopoly. Auctionopoly, to be precise. dak took the hat, gentlemanly as he is. Gmax, evan, and Hipmonlee were playing as well, with the inca mask, the pretzl and the car respectively. It wasn't long until evan was arrested by the pointing cop for having a bad music taste. You could hear him scream in agony from jail, perhaps because his pants were too tight.
Just when you were about to ask, you hear a loud crash. It seems Hipmonlee drove over Gmax's inca mask, turning his head into a bloody puddle. You notice a fish fighting its life in the apparently rainbow coloured blood, concluding that Gmax's alias was Rainbow Trout. According to jumpluff, who had witnessed the accident, Gmax had just tried to hit on her since he moved in the apartment next to her the other day. Enough evidence that Gmax was Joey Tribbiani.
In addition, everyone has gotten this e-mail in their inbox.
It is now Night Three. You have 72 hours to think up cool pacts.
Just when you were about to ask, you hear a loud crash. It seems Hipmonlee drove over Gmax's inca mask, turning his head into a bloody puddle. You notice a fish fighting its life in the apparently rainbow coloured blood, concluding that Gmax's alias was Rainbow Trout. According to jumpluff, who had witnessed the accident, Gmax had just tried to hit on her since he moved in the apartment next to her the other day. Enough evidence that Gmax was Joey Tribbiani.
In addition, everyone has gotten this e-mail in their inbox.
Email said:
It is now Night Three. You have 72 hours to think up cool pacts.
Ok here's my opinion:
Among other rules I'd suggest:
-No pact can involve the making of another pact in the future.
-The pacts are made void one night and one day after they are finalized (for example, a N1 pact can have effects lasting for D1 and N2 -until deadline- only).
-In a pact, "X will kill Y" means that X will be assigned to kill Y in the pact thread. Let's not bother about writing "attempt" at they end of every single sentence. This should be applicable to all night roles but not to votes.
To be honest I'm ruining most of my strategies here but it's for the sake of the game.
OH and again: thanks Mekkah and thunda for the game, I hope you understand that I'm not blaming either of you for this situation :) (I've been saying this a lot recently)
For now I agree, but maybe it should be changed to "Conditions should only concern... If both parties involved in a pact wish to use any other type of condition, they should get the hosts' opinion on it first. In any case, these special conditions aren't guaranteed to work and may make the whole pact fail if the hosts deem it necessary". Anyway this isn't what has caused the most problems so far imo...
Of course, I agree 100% with this, it should never have been otherwise. Lucky bastard.
Ok but it's a bit too late I guess, now I don't think any error of this kind will be made anymore.
Same as for conditions. I'd say let the players the choice, but only guarantee the success of the pact if one of these is used.
Among other rules I'd suggest:
-No pact can involve the making of another pact in the future.
-The pacts are made void one night and one day after they are finalized (for example, a N1 pact can have effects lasting for D1 and N2 -until deadline- only).
-In a pact, "X will kill Y" means that X will be assigned to kill Y in the pact thread. Let's not bother about writing "attempt" at they end of every single sentence. This should be applicable to all night roles but not to votes.
To be honest I'm ruining most of my strategies here but it's for the sake of the game.
OH and again: thanks Mekkah and thunda for the game, I hope you understand that I'm not blaming either of you for this situation :) (I've been saying this a lot recently)
Not interested in the discussion going on, you decide to buy a newspaper. You see that a fire broke out in a large university in Canada. There were no humans harmed, but the dog mascot Jackal didn't make it. You find an old diary, but all that was even remotely readable was "I HAD SNU-SNU!", so you conclude this was Zapp Brannigan.
In the leftovers of his kennel the firemen also find an old fashioned gameboy with a Mario game in it, pierced with lasers. This must mean his alias was LASER BOWSERS.
In the leftovers of his kennel the firemen also find an old fashioned gameboy with a Mario game in it, pierced with lasers. This must mean his alias was LASER BOWSERS.
You awake to the sounds of pigeons making pigeon noises. They seemed to be gathering around the body of a man. He seemed to have many broken bones. After searching his pockets you find two items: Money and Cigarettes. After analysing the saliva on one of the cigs you find he is Jimmy Conway.
A local scoundrel takes off one of the man's shoes, and it is revealed to be a womanly size 5, European size 38. This made it obvious the dead man was dak.
Further from the body was a charred corpse. A stranger told you it was once moot, also known as George Agdgdgdgdgwngo.
A club is found at his side, revealing he is Barney Rubble, the caveman. The flames reveal he was killed for pact reasons.
You threw both bodies into the river and prepared for the oncoming lynch. It is now Day Three. You have 48 hours as of the time of this post to decide a lynch target.
A local scoundrel takes off one of the man's shoes, and it is revealed to be a womanly size 5, European size 38. This made it obvious the dead man was dak.
Further from the body was a charred corpse. A stranger told you it was once moot, also known as George Agdgdgdgdgwngo.
A club is found at his side, revealing he is Barney Rubble, the caveman. The flames reveal he was killed for pact reasons.
You threw both bodies into the river and prepared for the oncoming lynch. It is now Day Three. You have 48 hours as of the time of this post to decide a lynch target.
vote evan
Deadline.
Everyone is just chillin' out on the streets, reading a book on ebola (jumpluff), practising for the swimming team while making robotic noises (Outlaw) or listening to bad music (evan, Accent). When evan goes to take a piss, thunda decides to turn up his iNdie iPod's volume to the max. When evan returns, he puts on his headphones, turns on his music, and suddendly his brains receive a massive concentration of bad music. So much that it instantly starts to dysfunction. He spazzes out, trips, and falls into a sewer. All of China could hear it, and this is how you know evan was Mulan. Next to the sewer grows an Oak Tree.
It is now Night Four. Deadline is 20:00UTC on Tuesday, September 22nd.
Everyone is just chillin' out on the streets, reading a book on ebola (jumpluff), practising for the swimming team while making robotic noises (Outlaw) or listening to bad music (evan, Accent). When evan goes to take a piss, thunda decides to turn up his iNdie iPod's volume to the max. When evan returns, he puts on his headphones, turns on his music, and suddendly his brains receive a massive concentration of bad music. So much that it instantly starts to dysfunction. He spazzes out, trips, and falls into a sewer. All of China could hear it, and this is how you know evan was Mulan. Next to the sewer grows an Oak Tree.
It is now Night Four. Deadline is 20:00UTC on Tuesday, September 22nd.
You wake up to the sound of a mop snapping. Everyone rushes to the town centre and is shocked to find the body of porygon3, lying in countless pieces next to a broken mop. It seems he was blown up. Make up is everywhere.
A janitor's union card reveals he is Janitor, secretly known as gonnawin.
Close to this body was one more. Outlaw Gryphon had the shape of a boot in his throat. Some pink paint had scratched off onto his teeth. It seems the kick killed him almost instantly.
The grease in his hair and the scowl on his dead face show he was Severus Snape, also known as Dr. Weird.
The two bodies are put into the local morgue, and everyone prepares for the lynch.
It is now day four. You have 48 hours, as of the time of this post, to decide upon a target.
A janitor's union card reveals he is Janitor, secretly known as gonnawin.
Close to this body was one more. Outlaw Gryphon had the shape of a boot in his throat. Some pink paint had scratched off onto his teeth. It seems the kick killed him almost instantly.
The grease in his hair and the scowl on his dead face show he was Severus Snape, also known as Dr. Weird.
The two bodies are put into the local morgue, and everyone prepares for the lynch.
It is now day four. You have 48 hours, as of the time of this post, to decide upon a target.
lynch jedil
withdrawing vote
would made the deadline, fuck my internet, but it still counts i think
would made the deadline, fuck my internet, but it still counts i think