Dear Reinventing Axl Rose,
You are The Jackal, the Englishman.
Jackal, you are a true gentleman. So gentlemanly, in fact, that it would be a sin for you to miss out on playing in this esteemed Mafia game. Throughout your life your plans have always been well thought out, and somehow you have convinced me to let you pose as my co-host. Only you and I know your true motive – killing everyone else to maintain your anonymity and well-earned expertise as an assassin.
You don't have any real information regarding the game, but you may gather as much as you can from users contacting you with questions. You cannot approach users looking for information, they must initiate the conversation with you. Also, you will not receive any PMs sent to you. They are automatically redirected to an unused alias in the game.
At Night, you may send a PM entitled "NIGHT x – Killing USER" In the main body of the PM you can choose how your target dies, as long as it makes sense. If your method does not make sense you will be assumed to be shooting your target in the face, killing them. You may only kill a user once within every three Nights.
During the Day or Night, you may send a PM entitled "DAY/NIGHT x – Posing as co-host" The host will take control of your alias and post in a random sub-forum of one of the four main Factions, allowing you to keep up your façade as a co-host. You can only send this PM twenty-five times in the game.
During the Day or Night, you may send a PM entitled "DAY/NIGHT x - Creating an update" The host will take control of your alias and post the next update, further allowing you to keep up your façade as a co-host. You can only send this PM once in the game.
You are an undercover assassin. An undercover assassin cannot join any Faction. You are the predator of Viva la Mafia.
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'You have to employ a professional. Your organization is so riddled with informants that nothing you decide is a secret for long.'