There 2 top my list:
I am on a skiing mountain, looking for the Yeti. If I find the yeti I win a strawberry jello mold. After exhaustive searching all around the desolate mountain, I finally see the yeti in the distance. As I run after it, I am transported to my garage, still in all my snow gear, to see a line of pregnant women (all with big bellies) waiting to use my exercise bike. I, even in my dream state, go "what the fuck." Then I see on TV a news bulletin, the anchors explain that my exercise bike has been used for abortions. If pregnant women rides the bike, they get an abortion. I look to see that I women that just rode it, no long has the big pregnant belly. But this isn't the end of the story, it turns out that abortion was just made illegal in Iraq, so Iraqi women have come to my garage to get an abortion. After explaining this the news ends, and I continue on my pursuit of the yeti for the jello mold.
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Superman and his girl friend are at a carnival. On waiting to go on the ferris wheel, a bread vendor attempts to sell bread to the couple. Superman gets annoyed by the bread vendor, and flies them both back to the hotel-house. While there, they both use an inter-dimensional sliders device to fight giant cockroaches in other dimensions. There are 3 other dimensions, the Lenny, Carl, and Moe, dimension, from the Simpson's. Each of them in the ruler of their personal dimension. I should add that they choose which dimension they wanted to slide to, by taking a pencil with the face of the character on it, and sticking it into the slider's device. Anyway, they fight all the cockroach monsters, and want to go back to Carl's dimension to chill, but it turns out someone cut the phone lines (which are critical to inter-dimensional travel FWI). Superman suggests that the manager of the hotel-house cut them, and that he is really a cockroach monster in disguise. Superman though, has other things to do, and tells his girlfriend to not go downstairs. She really wants to go downstairs because they have having a Christmas dinner. While she is complaining, 2 Amish men bust through the wall and kidnap her. They bring her to a cave that has written in cave writing, the history of nagging, telling her this is what she was doing, and that she must stop nagging.
I have more to if you guys want.