Attention Smogon!
I deeply apologize for bumping this thread again, but I would like to take this opportunity to present to you, for your entertainment, the first edition of:
The Official Pokemon Online Amateur Poetry Hour!!!
Our first poet comes to us straight out of "da hood." Please put your hands together for MC Smalley!
Thank you, MC Smalley! Please be sure to pay your due respects to this poet, lest he robs
your voxhuall nova, too.
Next up is an inspirational poem from user: TheFinalAzn!
Excellent work, TheFinalAzn! I hope this has motivated everyone here to improve their Pokemon-playing skills.
Last, but certainly not least, please give a warm welcome to our local dark and brooding poet, The Lotus Eater!
How deep and insightful! I hope you all have enjoyed this poem, or The Lotus Eater might commit suicide backstage, and I really don't want to have to clean that up.
Thank you all for coming to the first Official Pokemon Online Amateur Poetry Hour. Our next recital will be whenever we can be arsed. We will now resume our regularly scheduled programming.