Blindness Mafia - Game Over! Shortsighted win!

Day 1 has ended.

You all hold your canes high and approach Jimbo, or at least, what you perceive as his general direction. Jimbo, fearing for his life (and rightfully so), quickly whips out his iPhone, browses to Google Maps with many awkward points and clicks, and tries to find directions for "OUT OF HERE AND FAST". Suffice it to say, the directions did not help him much, and he ended up falling into the sewer system. At least you will keep your canes whole for another day, right?

Dear Jimbo,
You are Steve Jobs.

You are the man behind Apple, one of the leading computer technology corporations. Your hardware is advertised with wild, nonsensical hand guestures, and every idiot that doesn't know how to right click loves it.

You have ties with the Farsighted, and promised to help them eliminate the Shortsighted. In addition, you have stumbled upon a certain person who cares for neither the Shortsighted nor the Farsighted, but whatever program Apple uses for text editing crashed when you were saving his personal information, so you do not know where to find him right now.

While you are alive, the Farsighted and this mysterious person will be able to have limited anonymous communication.

At night, you may send a PM entitled Night X Texting USER with an iPhone. Whatever you write in the main body will be delivered to them anonymously. You may also send a PM entitled Night X Announcing New Apple Product. Whatever you put in the main body will be publicized in the next update. You cannot text using your iPhone and announce a new Apple product during the same night.

You are aligned with Apple Inc. You win if the Shortsighted do not win.
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Wait, wrong one.

Dear Jimbo,
You are Bill Gates.

You are the man behind Microsoft, the leading computer technology corporation. This makes you the richest as well as the single most resourceful man on the planet.

You have ties with the Farsighted, and promised to help them eliminate the Shortsighted. In addition, you have stumbled upon a certain person who cares for neither the Shortsighted nor the Farsighted, but Microsoft Word crashed when you were saving his personal information, so you do not know where to find him right now.

While you are alive, the Farsighted and this mysterious person will be able to have limited anonymous communication.

At night, you may send a PM entitled Night X Sending e-mail to USER's Hotmail account. Whatever you write in the main body will be delivered to them anonymously. You may also send a PM entitled Night X Holding Microsoft Press Conference. Whatever you put in the main body will be publicized in the next update. You cannot send an e-mail and give a press conference during the same night.

If you are targeted by any kind of inspection ability, your role name and flavor will be treated as Steve Jobs, but your night roles and win condition will remain the same.

You are aligned with Microsoft Corporation. You win if the Shortsighted do not win.
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Well, that doesn't make much of a difference.

You happily conclude that Microsoft Corporation was a one-man army and that you will not have to deal with any angry Microsoft fanboys trying to avenge their hero.

It is now Night 1. Deadline for Night 1 is Saturday, November 21, at the usual time (20:00 GMT+1 for me). Or when all PMs are in.
 
Excellent work guys!

I am still missing a few claims. The few of you that haven't claimed to me, hurry up and do so or be cast under immediate suspicion, thanks.

EDIT: Because it isnt clear enough for some of you simpletons, I also go by Forte while on IRC.
 
Right, once n1 rolls over, I'll have an idea as to how much scum there is amongst our visually challenged selves. Depending on kills, we might find ourselves with some likely targets, mmkay?
 
Night 1 is over.

You start out your daily routine. First up is breakfast. In a whim, you decided to eat some of your leftover chili con carne. It seems you had more left than you thought...

While you are heating it up, you see something isn't quite right. Looking more closely, you see...a finger! Someone made chili con carne out of a living person!

Quickly, you turn on the television. It is still tuned into NAKED WILD ON, but as you zap to the news channel, you see that RB Golbat has gone missing. Indeed, in your chili con carne, you find a part of a bat wing...

Dear RB Golbat,
You are Tom Hagen.

You are the sharp, loyal and experienced consigliére of the Corleone Family, who treat you like one of them even though you are not Sicilian. This allows you to have great connections around the entire world, which will definitely prove useful.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X Scanning a small town's records about USER" You will blend in the outside world to investigate upon your target, and find out their alliance at the end of the night.

You are aligned with the Shortsighted. You win if the Shortsighted win.
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Sad for the loss of this man, you grab your cane and get ready to avenge his death. However, as you step outside, you nearly trip over a body lying outside. His arms are ripped out of his torso, with one of them impaled through his neck. This man had been keeping notes on the underage girl next door, so you immediatly conclude this must be imperfectluck. You notice text has been carved into his chest in a brutal way, stating "FUCK YOU WHALE, AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN".

Dear imperfectluck,
You are Hera.

You are the Greek goddess of women and marriage. You and a couple of other Greek gods, like your husband Zeus and his brother Poseidon, have stepped into this war of blindness, though there has been plenty of dispute amongst the three of you. Therefore, you are not sure whether they are aligned with you or not.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X Rallying feminists to change USER's rank" You will use your godly influences to cause a bunch of angry men-haters to change your target's position among players to be shifted. In the main body, you must specify how far up or down you wish to move your target on the player list. After two rallies, everyone will grow tired of feminism and start ignoring them, so you will be unable to cause any more rallies after that. Feminist rallies are unaffected by the blindness effect. Since women are somewhat slow in understanding, this action will take place after all the current night's actions.

You are aligned with the Shortsighted. You win if the Shortsighted win.
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As if that isn't enough, witnesses report assassinfred has vanished in a puff of smoke last night. Nobody knows where he is, but you're pretty sure he's still alive.

And finally, it seems there has been a massive earthquake in Raverist's country, causing him to slide all the way down the list.

It is now Day 2. It will last until Monday, 23 November, 20:00 my time, or until majority is reached.

edit: i had the wrong username with an A kidnapped
 
I am still processing (and waiting) for some players to send me their results. Once again, I have certain people in mind, but nobody that is 100% confirmed bad yet.
 
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