Ganna update.
You gang up on
zorbees with a small but dedicated crowd, doing your worst and 30 damage. Someone else slams into him so hard it leaves burn marks, and obviously he couldn't GUARD himself against that.
Dear zorbees,
You are:
Scyther
Grass, 70 HP
W: Fire
R: Fighting
G: Swords Dance - During the next Turn, Scyther's Slash's base damage is 60 instead of 30.
CCC: Slash - 30
Your hand is:
1. Charmeleon
2. Rare Candy
3. Grass Energy
You are in the group: Haymakers
You win if you outlive ??? and four Haymakers.
zorbees turns out to have been a busy man. You find not one but
two Double Colorless Energies on him, but no trace of the other cards mentioned. They are labeled
DCE #1 and
DCE #4, you might want to put that in your itemfinder next time you're scavenging.
A bit further, a monkey is running over the forest trail. "Heh, where should I troll next? Admin Mekkah must not care about what I do...hmmm..." He stands still, rubbing his chin with the hand on his tail, plotting his next prank. Suddenly, with a loud crash, a nearby volcano erupts, and the forest is filled in thick smoke. The monkey can't see anything and hides in a tree, hoping to save his lungs. But up there is a Pokémon with wings.
"Remember me,
imperfectluck?" The winged Pokémon says.
"Oh, you again..." the monkey answers. "What do you hope to...NOOO! Not that!"
The flying Pokémon gives imperfectluck a devastating lap dance. The monkey falls out of the tree in disgust and anger, dead. The flying Pokémon turns around and leaves.
Dear imperfectluck,
You are:
Ambipom G
Colorless, 80 HP
W: Fighting x2
C: Tail Code - Choose one player, and then another. Neither can be Ambipom G. The first Energy card that first player attached is moved to the second. You cannot use this attack on ether of those two players again.
CC: Snap Attack - 60
If the target player has Energy cards attached, this attack does 20 damage instead.
Your hand is:
1. Kirlia
2. Water Energy
3. Psychic Energy
You are in the group: Pokémon SP
You win if you outlive ??? and four Pokémon SP.
This prankster has been moving Energy all over the place, but seems to be carrying just one
Water Energy himself. His evolution cards are more interesting: a
Kirlia and a
Lanturn Prime.
But that is not all. Nearby, in front of a cave, lays
Laundry. His plans seem to have been disturbed by someone breaking his jaw, someone slamming into his back, and then someone else doing a certain follow-up attack. Looks like the best decks in format have been shut down!
Dear Laundry,
You are:
Garchomp C
Colorless, 80 HP
W: Colorless
CC: Claw Swipe - 30
CCC: Earthquake - 50
Does 10 damage to Garchomp C for every Pokémon SP that is alive before using this attack (don't apply Weakness).
Your hand is:
1. Seadra
2. Lightning Energy
You are in the group: Pokémon SP
You win if you outlive ??? and four Pokémon SP.
Seems both
Seadra and the
Lightning Energy are still on him. And it looks like whoever had the
Garchomp C Lv X card is screwed!
And that's it for this hectic update. It took a while, but there we go. The next update is in
48 hours, and then we'll know who is taking Turn 4's
40 damage lynch.