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New post because it is necessary.

Game: Black

The twist? I'm giving myself Pokemon. It's been 65 pages since I joined this thread, and I've met some of the people who frequent this thread. As a result, I'll make a Scramble to honor those guys. The featured people can make changes to my Scramblemons as they see fit, but some changes may be rejected.

Haxmaster the Pidove

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*No offense Axmaster.

-Haxmaster the Pidove. (Check)
-Must have Super Luck. (Check)
-Must have Air Cutter to abuse crits. (Check)
-Solo Elesa to evolve into Unfezant to prove that hax can get you anywhere. (Check)
-After Castelia, must hold Scope Lens. (Check)
-Solo Cheren's Pidove/Tranquill/Unfezant every time. (Check)

Pokemon:

Haxmaster the lv. 36 Male Unfezant
-Air Slask
-Air Cutter
-Roost
-Fly

Threadshot the Sewaddle

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*No offense Treadshot A1.

-Must know String Shot. (Check)
-Must solo Burgh's Dwebble to evolve. (Check)
-Must solo 15 Flying-types to evolve again. (Check)
-Must solo Skyla. (Cause Treadshot gives me impossible challenges.) (Check)

Pokemon:

Threadshot the lv. 44 Female Leavanny
-Return
-String Shot
-X-Scissor
-Leaf Blade

King S the Snivy

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You saw it coming.

-Wants to be King of all Unova starters.
-Solo Cheren and Bianca's starters every time. (Check)
-Solo Chili to evolve. (Check)
-Solo 10 Fire-types, 10 Ice-types, and 10 Flying-types to evolve again. (Check)
-Solo Shauntal's Chandelure both times around.

Pokemon:

King S the lv. 38 Female Serperior
-Return
-Coil
-Leech Seed
-Leaf Blade

Jimera0 the Klink

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-To evolve, solo Brycen.
-Is afraid to fight Fire, Fighting, and Ground types after evolution.
-It gets over this by soloing 5 Pokemon of the Fire, Fighting, and Ground types.
-Evolve after that.
-Must use only physical moves.
-Solo N's Klingklang, to prove that Klingklangs are only good at Physical attacking.

Jimera0 the lv. 37 Klink
-Autotomize
-Gear Grind
-Return
-Bind

Chinchillers the Minccino

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You probably also saw this coming.

-Wants to prove that type advantages don't matter.
-Solo Marshal.
-Solo 10 Fighting-types and 10 Ghost-types to evolve. (Check)
-Solo one of N's fossil Pokemon.
-Solo Marshal again the second time around.

Chinchill (10 characters) the lv. 37 Female Cinccino
-Tail Slap
-Encore
-Swift
-Wake-Up Slap

StallMandi the Vullaby

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Uh huh.

-Solo Caitlin, since StallMandibuzz likes to give out Calm the Meditite.
-Solo 10 Psychic-types to evolve.
-Solo Caitlin again the second time around.

Chapter 1: Scrambling!

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Yes Professor Juniper, I've played Pokemon before.

...I'm a boy goddammit!

After this rather derpy introduction, we head over to my house for a Pokemon battle, where I get King S the Snivy...

Holy shit a female Snivy!

Time to beat up Cheren and Bianca!

*Does so*

Let's see, I don't need your Pokedex. Oh come on, you have to explain what a Pokedex is? I'm not a noob goddammit! Seriously, do you have to explain it? I'm only gonna get like 10 entries! Fine, I'll take it...*cough*derp*cough*
What was that? I don't know what you were talking about. *snatches Pokedex*

Time to go through Route 1!

Wow lv. 4 Patrats are scary. It took off half my health! Luckily I made it to Accumula. I walk slower than a Shuckle! Good thing Running Shoes are coming.
And there was this guy that told you to walk in tall grass to catch Pokemon. And right after the first mandatory grass too!
I know how to use a Pokemon center goddammit Professor Juniper!

Oh look, Ghestis! I can beat up his Hydreigon now!

...

Oh come on, he just walks away! Really? Really??
At least I get to battle N...
*owns him*

Let's see...

*gets Running Shoes*

"Hey, I'm gonna do something amazing!"
*jumps down a 1-foot ledge*
Amazing my ass.

*creams Route 2*

I especially loved this Lass with one Purrloin:
"Purrloin used Assist! But it failed..."
Yeah, you should probably catch another Pokemon!

Oh, Bianca wants to battle! Oh, fine, I'll solo you. With a Snivy. *does so*

That's right!

*enters Striaton*

Let's see, I have to battle Cheren again!
*does so after healing up*
Wow, Tail Whip is scary. So is Assist. Luckily it didn't pull Ember.
*Scratch crits and KOs*
Seriously?
*goes into Dreamyard*
Let's get ourselves a death fodder!

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Oh cool, there's an NPC called Youngster Joey in the Dreamyard with 2 Patrat and a Lilipup!

Gets Fodder the Panpour!
What a nice death fodder...

*Challenges Cheren again*
This time Tepig actually chooses to use Ember...
Good thing Tepig's only lv. 8.
*wins easily*
Oh nice, Oran Berries! Like I'd actually use them...

Time to take on the Gym!

*sweeps through lackeys*

And now the Gym Leader...
I'm in more danger of being OHKOed than running out of Potions, so I'll just buy 10. Too bad nothing has Taunt this early...

vs Lillipup:

Vine Whip 3HKOs thanks to a crit while it spams Work Up.

vs. Pansear:

It Works Up to +2 as I Growth to +2, then I 2HKO with Tackle as it Works Up again.

Easiest time against Striaton Gym ever.

Badges: 1
Blackouts: 1 (curse you Tepig!)

Pokemon:



King S (Female)
Hasty nature
lv. 14
-Tackle
-Growth
-Vine Whip
-Wrap

Current MVP for very obvious reasons.

Chapter 2: Herp Derp

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So I exit Striaton to proceed to Nacerene...
...Except that the game doesn't let me. Right. I teach Cut to Fodder and go to the Dreamyard.

*Two surprisingly easy Grunt battles later*

Right. So Fennel went nuts over the Dream Mist, gives me the C-Gear and the Pal Pad, then lectures me about PGL. Seriously, I even told Fennel I didn't have the time to listen, but Fennel told me anyway. Kind of like Professor Juniper and the Pokedex.

*Kicks Cheren's ass*

Oh, those Team Plasma Grunts Derps stole her Pokemon? Well, go get it yourself!
...What do you mean that was your only Pokemon? All right, Bianca?

...They're hopeless. At least I get Cheren's help, which is saying something.

But first...

*20 minutes later*

Haxmaster the male Pidove is mine! Seriously, it takes a long time to find a Super Luck Pidove. I tested the ability by having Fodder use Leer on the Pidove.

Time to fight those Derps!

*They get haxed to death by Haxmaster.*

I'm not joking. Quick Attack crit twice in a row against the first Grunt's Patrat, and it kept critting in the double battle.

Time to move on.
Yes I know about double grass now GTFO unless you want me to sweep you with a Servine, OK Cheren?

*Blows through Route 3*

Ahh, Nacarene City! What the place to be to own the fuck out of Lenora! But first, we must go to the outside of Pinwheel Forest to train.

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Seriously, who named Conkledurr? ConkleDERP FTW! At least that's better than Gurdurr, which literally sounds like Herp Derp. Oh, and by the way, Haxmaster had a lot of fun beating the fuck out of those random Black Belts who use Timburr.

*Haxmaster is evolving!*
Fuck yes.

Time to own Lenora!

*Sweeps Gym*

vs Herdier:

I send out King S. Leaf Tornado crits, but does not KO. However, Herdier crits me with Take Down, KOing himself with the recoil, and leaving me with 11 health.

vs. Watchog:

I send in Haxmaster, who Detects a boosted Retaliate, and then uses Air Cutter, which crits, but so does Watchog's Retaliate, leaving me with a sliver of health left. I then switch to King S as Lenora uses a Super Potion. Then, I heal Haxmaster as Watchog KOs King S. Then, because I did almost 95% with a crit Air Cutter, and Super Potion did not fully heal, Air Cutter crits and KOs.

Badges: 2
Blackouts: 1

In order from MVP to LVP:


Haxmaster the Male Tranquill
lv. 23
-Detect
-Roost
-Air Cutter
-Quick Attack

He haxed the crap out of Lenora. Nothing more is needed.


King S the Female Servine
Hasty Nature
lv. 20
-Growth
-Vine Whip
-Leaf Tornado
-Tackle
Fire solos: 4/10
Flying solos: 0/10
Ice solos: 0/10

LVP because he is not underwhelming, but he didn't do much. I forsee an improvement, after Burgh of course.