Hey shiny, do you want another? Here you go. You get an Altaria named "Haxamus", or "Haxamusa" if female. It must know 2 moves with an effect, and may be healed once, for every time is gets a HAX (effect or crit) You may reserve these, and the Pokecenter doesn't us it up (Use marks?). It must also know Ice beam, which doesn't count for a HAX move. Have fun!
This is to make up for my other trollings.