I've been playing a Nuzlocke on my Gold, and haven't done any updates, but sure I'll do one now.
Started out with a Cyndaquil, named "Dante". Slaughtered several defenceless Pokemon on my way to Mr Pokemon's and back, including a Totodile belonging to some ginger-haired pussy who couldn't take a proper beating.
Moved up to Route 31, didn't encounter anything on my way to Dark Cave, wondered around for a bit and got a GEODUDE HOLY SHIT. Looking at the strange floating rock I was reminded of Keith Moon telling Jimmy Page his new rock band would "go down like a lead balloon", yet seeing an honest to goodness rock balloon in front of me I couldn't help but name it "Led Zep".
I exited Dark Cave and prayed for a Caterpie, cause Pidgey sux. Walked into the grass and BOOM, CATERPIE! Dante critted it :( but it survived on red health :) caught it and named in Floyd, thinking of the Pink Floyd album "The Wall" in which a man puts up a protective shell around himself, similar to a Caterpie's cocoon. And yes, there is a classic rock theme =P
Grinded a bit to get Rock Throw for Led Zep (level 11), Ember for Dante (level 12) and evolve Floyd (level 7, but I got it to 8 for insurance). I then murdered all the Bellsprout with Floyd, who evolved by the end of the tower.
Grinded slightly, then challenged Falkner. Led Zep annihilated the whole gym right up til Pidgeotto, which started to pull Mud-Slap shenanigans and cause me to double miss =( I was three Mud-Slaps from death but my accuracy was only 50%, so I switched to Dante. BUT! I couldn't go straight to him, or he'd have his accuracy cut, so a quick switch via Floyd got it in nigh unscathed, taking measley damage from Gust. The newly evolved Dante soon ended this haxy bird's fun.
Hopped south to Route 32, found a Mareep (seriously I keep getting all the best Pokemon), named it (predictably) AC/DC. Took a bit of time to get it to level 8, but once it did Thundershock allowed it some easy levelling against the many fishers.
Blah blah Union Cave.
Blah blah kick the crap out of ginger guy.
Blah blah kill Rockets.
Blah blah grind team to level 16-ish.
Blah blah kill Bugsy and his gym with pathetic ease.
Blah blah Ilex Forest.
Blah.
Goldenrod is where things got fun. Went to Route 35 and picked up a Nidoran male, sadly several levels lower than my main team. Thinking of it's hulking final form I named him Atlas, after the legendary world-carrying titan. Thankfully his excellent moveset (Double Kick and Horn Attack! 60 power moves there folks!) allowed him to quickly get the four levels to 16, and evolution to Nidorino. While all of this was occurring, and I trained my whole team to level 20 (with AC/DC's evolution!), I was steadily gaining money, for use in the Game Corner. I needed 2100 coins, $42,000, for the ultimate prize. A fucking Dratini. Now Dragonite is my favourite Pokemon and as everyone knows, Dragon Rage slaughters everything. EVERYTHING. Sadly it's not really feasible to get this much money by this point in the game, however I had got to about 1500 coins. Spent a while playing the slots, then finally got the hang of them, and two triple 7's in the space of about 10 minutes assured that the lovely little dragon-snake was ALL MINE! At level 10. Fuck.
Led Zep murdered Whitney. Not really much to say about it, her attacks did fuck all.
Then came the long and arduous task of switching out the newly christened Icarus til it reached level 15 and learned Twister, then capable of fending for itself. Yet more grinding brought it to level 22, and it learned the almighty DRAGON RAGE. Then I remembered I had the TM for Headbutt, so all that grinding would have been far easier. Fuck. Then I beat the Kimono Girls and got Surf, which I could have taught to it. FUCK. I really suck at this.
Grinded the whole team to level 25 before even setting foot back into Ecruteak City, or any of the trainer battles from the routes east and west. Along the way Led Zep evolved into Graveller. I then went into Morty's Gym. I think I might have slightly overestimated the amount of grinding necessary. I kind of murdered the entire gym without breaking a sweat. Using all of my Pokemon to share around the EXP. Oops.
Quickly headed east to see what I could pick up from Mt Mortar and Route 44, and was rewarded with a kind of meh Spearow, and a level 15 Zubat that is firmly in place as the first backup should something die, or Floyd outlives it's usefulness. Bill's Eevee is also an option, but the lack of evolution stones except through random calls is kinda off-putting =/ Headed to Olivine, seeing a Miltank along the way but I unfortunately only had one Great Ball, which it escaped from. Caught a Chinchou in Olivine =D backup Surfer gogogo!
Future updates will be more intersting, I'm just remembering details here.
Current Team:
AC/DC - Flaffy. Lv 26
Thunderpunch
Fire Punch
Thundershock
Tackle
Was kinda weak til I got it Thunderpunch. Then shit started dying. A real heavy hitter and bound to be a godsend as the water types get piled on.
Led Zep - Graveller. Lv 27
Magnitude
Rock Throw
Tackle
Defense Curl
MVP of the gym battles certainly. Hasn't looked close to dying all game. Just tanks everything then proceeds to 1 or 2HKO the whole game.
Dante - Quilava. Lv 27
Ember
Cut
Quick Attack
Smokescreen
Kind of lagging behind due to Ember's weakness, once it learns Flame Wheel he should be back to his MVP status. Awesome Sp Atk and Speed let it kill everything in its path.
Floyd - Butterfree. Lv 26
Confusion
Sleep Powder
Poison Powder
Supersonic
Really useful against the Rockets' Poison Types, but a 50 power un STAB'd attack is weak, and it's starting to show as it's failing to KO guaranteed OHKOs for the rest of the team. No Psybeam to level 34 makes it unlikely that he'll be kept to the Elite 4.
Atlas - Nidorino. Lv 27
Horn Attack
Double Kick
Poison Sting
Tackle
His movepool hasn't changed since level 12 and it's starting to show. At least his great Attack allowes him to use it fairly well, and Fighting moves are awesome. Once I get a Moon Stone shit's gonna die.
Icarus - Dratini. Lv 27
Surf
Dragon Rage
Twister
Headbutt
Holy fuck those moves. It's stats aren't spectacular, although they'll be pretty good in three levels' time. But dear lord just look at that moveset. Dragon Rage is the most powerful thing on my whole team. It 2HKOs every. Single. Enemy. Without fail. Add that to Surf's crazy 95 power, capable of OHKOing weaker enemies. Then Headbutt, while only 80 power, strikes from his stronger Physical side, allowing you to comfortable annihilate both ends of the spectrum. Twister is filler but still, those three moves anything on my team would kill for. Probably should've given Headbutt to Atlas. Ah well.