AL East - Boston Red Sox
This should be obvious for everyone. I am a Red Sox fan and I'd like this season to end in a Red Sox world series. So if you were expecting something else, you're in the wrong place.
AL Central - Cleveland Indians
I live in the Cleveland area, so the majority of my friends are Indians fans. The Indians have not been good since the year they went to the ALCS and played my Boston Red Sox. I was in the 8th grade, and I remember being enemy number one that entire series. People would "prank" me in weird ways like cut out fifty Chief Wahoo heads and stick them in the slit of my locker or hide my Red Sox themed art project in weird spots every day. Dumb kids things. It was really fun to go to school, trash talk people about how much better Josh Beckett was than CC Sabathia (Beckett was a hoss that year my dudes), and be able to go home and watch that series.
And that was a great series. The Red Sox blew out the tribe in the first game and piled a FUCK TON of runs on CC Sabathia when Josh Beckett pitched out of his mind. Game Two was a close game too I believe, but we lost that. And Game Three. And Game Four. Down 1 game to 3, I got so much shit (fun shit, I enjoyed every minute of it) from my friends who said the series was over. Obviously they didn't remember the 2004 ALCS. Beckett out pitched CC again in game 5, and our offense just exploded in game 6 and 7. And we went on to sweep the Colorado Rockies who had that 23 game win streak coming into the series that my friends said the Sox "had no chance in."
I've been waiting for the Indians to be good since then. In most Red Sox fans mind, 2004 and 2013 were the magical playoff runs with the curse and the bombings. The 2007 title gets somewhat lost. But in my heart because of the Cleveland thing, it's just as special.
AL West - Texas Rangers
I have got no dog in the race in the AL West. I like the Oakland A's because it always seems like their rosters came out of a Major League movie and it's just a good story to see the Athletics win. Their mascot is also an elephant, and I'm love me some Ricky Henderson. But I figure that having Stallion's team back in the mix would be fun enough. Sadly, because of the Indians and one of the teams to follow they're not going to make it that far. At least I want them in the playoffs man.
AL Wildcard - Toronto Blue Jays
Could have given this spot to the Rangers or the A's I guess. Or to Kansas City. I love stolen bases. Instead, I'm throwing the Blue Jays here just because if the Red Sox, Blue Jays, and the vile team below all make the playoffs then the AL East will be pretty damned competitive and it will be a hard fought season. Easy wins are not as enjoyable as the hard fought victories. So lets have three teams from the East make it to the playoffs. And give this thread some life during the season.
AL Wildcard - New York Yankees
Yeah, I want them to be in last place. There is no satisfaction in that. Why make them be in last place when I can have my Red Sox crush their opes and dreams? There has not been a Yankees vs Red Sox playoff series since 2004. It's about time my team and my fathers team meet back up and for me to remind him and the rest of you Yankee fans who is the dynasty in the American League.
NL East - New York Mets
One of my earliest baseball memories was watching the Subway Series and rooting for the Mets because my father was being overly obnoxious about how good the Yankees were. The Mets disappointed me. I played the shit out of the 989 Sports game with Mo Vaughn on the cover with the Mets to try and beat my dad the few times he had time to play with me. He beat me every time. Maybe I should have been the Red Sox, but no matter.
NL Central - St. Louis Cardinals
My best friend Jessica is a Cardinals fan. While she isn't really all that into sports as a whole, it was really fun in 2013 to play the Cardinals in the World Series and to go against her to win. I bought her a Fred Bird hat for her birthday after my team destroyed them and I'd like to tease her because the Red Sox beat the Cards in the Series for the third time in my life.
NL West - Colorado Rockies
I can dream right? I like the Rockies. They can be the team this year who defies all odds and expectations and just murders everyone and makes it into the playoffs. They'll make a trade for like Chris Sale or some shit in this fantasy just to fuck with Stallion, and will just Ape Man their way past the Dodgers, Giants, and Diamondbacks. Thin air is no fair my dudes.
NL Wildcard - Chicago Cubs
Somehow, the Cubs and the Cardinals are rivals. This is the "2nd biggest rivalry in baseball." Someone explain this to me, because I don't get it. What the hell happened between the Cardinals and Cubs to get fans to hate each other? Is it because they are just close in area and in the same division? Seems kinda weak to me. Cubs and White Sox seem to be more heated than the Cubs and Cardinals. Then again, the National League just seems too... civilized and old timey to me. I love it at times because it's a different game and a different feel. But I don't see the Cards and Cubs players hating each other like the Red Sox and Yanks of my childhood.
Anyways, Cubs can get into the playoffs just so that they can lose hilariously and prove that Theo Epstein is not a curse breaker and that Jon Lester chose the wrong team. Also, fuck Joe Maddon. :)
NL Wildcard - Pittsburgh Pirates
Kinda want to see the Pirates have the 2nd best record in baseball again and then end up losing in a one game playoff again. Makes it fun for me I guess, and I don't have too many National League connections.
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THE PLAYOFFS
Wild Card
New York Yankees vs Toronto Blue Jays
Yankees have to win so that the Red Sox can beat them. But I'll be rooting for the Blue Jays.
Chicago Cubs vs Pittsburgh Pirates
Pirates lose the wild card again. This is funny to me for some reason. No idea why. Got nothing against the Pirates.
Division Series
Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees
My guys sweep the Yankees in three games. This is how it has to be. I want every game to be intense as hell. I want these wins to be hard earned, just to make it that much harder for the Yankee fans. And you know, for enjoyment of everyone and yadda yadda all that jazz. This Red Sox vs Yankees rivalry needs some more fucking fuel to the fire. Games have lost their edge in recent years because our teams have not been good at the same time. Either the Sox are garbage, the Yankees are garbage, or we're both garbage.
I'd also love for there to be a god damned
F I G H T or six. (Last one is not Sox Yanks, but it's a good one so why not.)
Cleveland Indians vs Texas Rangers
Got to get the Indians to face the Yankees. Also got to root for the Tribe, because while they're not my team, having people around here give a shit about baseball is a good thing.
Colorado Rockies vs
Chicago Cubs
The Cubs sweep the magical Rockies and dominate them from top to bottom! Oh wow, oh man! This could be the Cubs year!
St. Louis Cardinals vs New York Mets
Already stated that I'm looking for a St. Louis Cardinals vs Red Sox World Series. Having the Colorado Rockies as the best team in the NL was also funny to me.
Championship Series
Boston Red Sox vs Cleveland Indians
I'd like this to go 7 close games that come down to the wire each time. Heartbreak wins and losses for each club. Give me something fond to look back to when I get older again. Put an exclamation mark in the ALCS.
St. Louis Cardinals vs Chicago Cubs
World Series
Boston Red Sox vs St. Louis Cardinals
Like I said before, if you were expecting something different at the end of this, you might want to spend a moment or two to rethink your life.