Origins said:
-save girl who looks vaguely like misty
(Ware)House of Horrors said:
-Beat the shit out of every trainer (again)
-reach top
-Almost OHKO Remoraid
-Remoraid suicides w/Shadow Rush FFFFUUUUUUUU
Spandex... said:
-climb to platform 10
-HOLY SHIT THAT SPANDEX IS UGLY
-this is why we can't have nice things
Espeonage said:
-elevator down
-one step
-OMGOMG THERE ARE SPIES IN THE UNDER
Secret Underground Lair said:
-sweep his team with Earthquake+Protect
-snag raikou
-some boss you are
Vengeance (part one of two) said:
-Realgam Tower
-go left in first door
-ooh, Miror B!
-no music
-wtf
Vengeance (part two of two) said:
-Milotic's moveset, revealed after 4 turns
>Confuse Ray
>Attract
>Thunder Wave
>Surf
GRINDAN said:
-it is required that you click
this link before we continue with this episode of Colosseum
GRINDAN (later) said:
-3 pokemon against chansey+murkrow (cradily on sidelines)
-mean look
-seems legit
-perish song
-heal bell
-FFFFFUUUUUU
-it all comes down to this
-take the up elevator
-enter healing room
-guy blocking the machine
-complete rape
-heal
-save
-nascour steals the elevators
-jackass
-take the left elevator
-not there
-O HAI SNAGEM GUY WITH HUGE EYEBROWS
-fight
-i'd give you the details
-but it wasn't even close
-i lost 50 HP total
-heal
-save
-take the left elevator
-for the sake of time, let's only chronicle my successful attempt
-four fights, no break, no healing
-here we go
-first up: Shadow Miltank, Porygon 2, Zangoose
-easy win
-second: Shadow Absol, Mightyena, Sharpedo
-Absol used Swords Dance!
-Skarm threw an Ultra Ball!
-Absol was snagged!
-lol
-third: Shadow Houndoom, Torkoal, some other pokemon i can't remember
-still easy
-fourth: Shadow Tropius, Cradily, Vileplume, some pokemon I can't remember
-"Tropius used Synthesis!"
-FFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!
-eventually get the snag and win
-here comes nascour
-silent full heal before the battle
-battle has no music...just crowd noise and sound effects
-not a glitch
-sends out Dusclops, Xatu
-Granbull destroys Xatu with Hyper Beam XDDDDD
-sends out Gardevoir
-more Hyper Beam fodder XDDDDD
-here comes Walrein
-Typlosion uses Fire Blast
-less than 30% o_O
-Walrein OHKOes with Surf
-sends out Quagsire
-Quagsire+Granbull vs. Blaziken+Dusclops
-i have quite a few more here too
-Granbull switched out
-to Ledian XDDDDD
-Quagsire used Earthquake!
-double kill
-LOLOLOL
-Shadow Metagross
-Iron Defense spam
-"he has 2 Iron Defenses up, I can earthquake him no problem!"
-"It's super effective!"
...
...
...
-"A critical hit!"
...
...
...
-Metagross fainted!
-FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
-try again?
-I've come too far to turn back now
-there's the mayor guy
-really....you're the bad guy
-"I will rule the world!"
-so stereotypical
-he sends out Slowking+Scizor
-Scizor gets Swords Dance+two Silver Wind Boosts
-they rape my team
-lost
-respawn at health machine
-still have all my snagged pokemon from before
-round two bitches
-he leads with Machamp+Scizor
-I caught on
-"Typlosion used Fire Blast!"
-"Scizor fainted!"
-#winning
-here comes Salamence
-Salamence used Double-Edge!
-Typlosion fainted!
...
-sends out Hitmontop
-Machamp used Earthquake!
-hitmontop has 1 HP
-Hitmontop used Endeavor!
-salamence has 1 HP
-lol
-**insert montage of Blizzard misses and Dragon Dances here**
-Salamence used Double Edge!
-Hitmontop fainted!
-Salamence fainted!
-thank god
-Slaking+Slowking vs. Quagsire+Granbull and Espeon (on the sidelines
-you know what's coming
-HYPER BEAM!!!!!!!!!
-EARTHQUAKE!!!!
-Slowking is a bitch
-Slaking dies to Hyper Beam
-Slowking dies to Earthquake
-Ttar comes out
-Master Ball