You didn't really think you'd get through a well without a visit from Smogon's most infamous remaining user, did you?
Hiya Birkal.
Birkal said:
This is going to sound really dumb to almost everyone reading this thread. Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of saving my first kiss for my wife. I always thought it'd be awesome to share that gift between just the two of us. I stuck with that really well; the first girl I dated actually dumped me because I refused to kiss her (wanted to real bad though). By the time I got to my latest relationship, I felt that maybe a kiss was necessary for a relationship to be successful in today's society. She really wanted to kiss too, and being a hormonal teen, I obviously wanted to too. So on her birthday, I kissed her. From there, things just kept going downhill. We didn't have sex, but we did things I never dreamed of doing with someone who wasn't my wife. I guess my regret is that I let down my past self my not sticking to my guns. From now on, I'm going back to those roots and following through =)
Dude, I have been through an incredibly similar situation. It's so tough out there for teenagers these days. It just gets worse every day with the shit they put out on TV. Every male is portrayed as an incompetent, oversexed (or undersexed and overly obsessed about it) oaf whose wife and family just put up with his antics - and somehow, the stuff they do is even stupider or more narcissistic than what he does.
What's your general take on the moral direction of TV Programming?
Are you glad I hired you for the CAP slaving mines? Sorry about the whole power-trip drama war that was going on at the time.
What is your position on "The War on Drought" in CAP3?
Who is the most evil CAP mod and why?
Are there any CAP posts that really stand out for you, or is it just the process as a whole?
If you don't vote for Romney, are you afraid fellow Wisconsinite (and Paul) Paul Ryan will hunt you down like an animal in the wilds of Wisconsin?
Would it be physically and/or emotionally possible for you to go on a rampage and ragequit? I kinda need to know now instead of later >_>.
Who is your favorite Marvel superhero? Your favorite DC superhero?
What is the meaning of life?
What is best in life?
Did I ask you enough questions?
What questions would you like me to ask?
Can you grasp the form of my attack?
That'll do it... for now.