Random Shit: Halfway Through 2014 Edition
-Someone either unable or refusing to mega evolve his Mawile.
Mawile is somewhat salvageable in NU maybe
-Aqua Jet Floatzel (GGF) with a FLAME ORB. It had Switcheroo, but didn't use it before burning itself. Also, Floatzel.
Eh, Aqua Jet is somewhat understandable. Flame Orb and not using Switcharoo first turn...
-Dusknoir.
lol, this ain't gen 4
-Rhydon.
I've heard that Eviolite Rhydon is bulky as hell at least it wasn't Rhyhorn
-M-Mawile using FPWS (Focus Punch without Substitute, an acronym I shall use going forward). And actually succeeding in tripping a Mamoswine's sash, but that was all it did.
If you're gonna run FP MM, run it with Sub FFS
-Donphan.
but he's good in UU!
-Heliolisk (sorry,
Hclegend )
*twitches*
In all seriousness, if it was Galvantula or Ambipom, you'd have a reason to apologise
-Said Heliolisk using Volt Switch on said Donphan.
HOW DO I TYPE MATCHUP
-Mismagius using Toxic on Scizor. Twice.
You forgot Mismagius in OU
-Dragalge using Toxic on Venusaur.
And Dragalge in OU
Okay, I'll stop beating a dead Horsea
-Aqua Jet Dragonite. Gotta go not as fast.
Gotta go fuck up Rock types
-Sludge Bomb Clawitzer.
Becuase fuck Faries!
-Zap Cannon Zapdos.
It has the word Zap in
-Swoobat.
Something something Rouge the Bat without cleavage
-Ice Beam+Dark Pulse Leftovers Weavile.
Off stat Weaviles new meta
-Shuckle vs. the world. And by the world, I mean a clearly unfazed M-Blastoise:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-136562864
-NU team vs. mono Fire, spoiled by rampant Barbaracle:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-136562139
-A second Beedrill (i.e., not the one in the previous battle). Bonus: this one had Sunny Day.
I know! I'll increase the power of my weakness! That'll show them Fire types! It's Wart all over again
-Magmortar. And it used Will-o-Wisp on CONKELDURR.
Guts much?
-Air Balloon Eelektross. Because Mold Breaker.
Air Balloon Rotom-Spin, because double immunity isn't enough
-Another possible NU team, this one featuring Meditite. And it won:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-136558690
-Okay then:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-136561255
-Superpower Deoxys-D. It worked. Sort of. Got Bisharp down to 7%, only to get obliterated by Knock Off.
That's actually decent. Some Deo-D do run Superpower along with a few Attack Evs in order to kill Bisharp