So you misunderstood my post a little bit, but not a whole lot.
I wasn't saying that you were saying that Scolipede, Smeargle, or Goth were broken at the same level as M-Kahn and similarly obvious ubers. I was saying that pretty much the only reason the OU council does quick bans
as of now is for mons that are M-Kahn levels of borked(remember, the OU council is in charge of quick bans, not me). Therefore, it follows that one of the paths to getting something quick banned is to successfully argue that the something in question is simply
that powerful.
As implied in my previous response, that's probably not going to happen with Scolipede, Smeargle, or Goth.
Therefore, if you still want to argue for a quick ban, and judging from the above quoted post you do, you need to argue to the OU council that a quick ban is so much more beneficial then a suspect test in this particular circumstance, that it merits a changing in the council's policy on banning stuff.
That's a very difficult argument to make.
That being said, I am curious as to where this argument would go, so I posted the list of pros and cons in my previous post to help facilitate this conversation.
So that's pretty much my previous response explained in full, with my motivations thrown in as a bonus. So now allow me to actually address the quoted post.
First off, you are not wrong. This is a very real criticism (and in my opinion drawback) of the current suspect testing process: It does nothing to discourage votes based on subjective reasons such as "I like a meta without aegislash better then one with him". However, there is nothing stopping the OU council from making bans based on that same subjective reasoning (not saying they do, just saying they can). If anything, this is an argument for looking into ways to improve the suspect process as opposed to an argument for quick banning something.
So there's two arguments here. The first is that suspect tests are time consuming, therefore quick ban is preferable. The second is that the removal of Scolipede, Smeargle, and Gothetelle would have relatively little effect on the meta, therefore it's alright to ban them.
For the former, the UU council has made similar arguments/criticisms in the past (
citation). Given that these arguments have been made quite some time ago, I think it's safe to assume that the OU council will not receive those same exact arguments from your average rank-and-file member.
The latter, however, is a novel argument from what I can tell. The current policy is the
exact opposite of what you are arguing for. Atm, the council only quick bans stuff when they are so incredibly broken that entire teams warp themselves around the presence of these mons, meaning that quick bans have a tremendous (intended, yes, but still tremendous) effect on the metagame. I think that you are also being a tad presumptuous in saying that banning these mons would not have a great effect on the metagame, as I have heard that this very debate is effecting the meta and causing the three mons we are talking about to rise in usage.
Do not underestimate what does and does not effect the meta.