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corrupt a wish
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Granted but Megas come back in Gen 8 and you cannot use them
I wish Frosmoth could be usable in OU (and once again give me something more creative - I seem to have started a "I wish x was viable" followed by "Granted but you cannot use it" trend)
I wish Frosmoth could be usable in OU (and once again give me something more creative - I seem to have started a "I wish x was viable" followed by "Granted but you cannot use it" trend)
Granted, but you will always lack the skill to make it usable.
I wish I had £10,000,000,000
granted, but it's all in a trust only payable to your estate upon death
i wish i could perfectly cook any recipe upon reading it once
granted but the paper it’s printed on doesn’t taste that good regardless of how perfectly you cooked it
i wish i had perfect memory of any content that i read or write
Granted, but it takes proportionally longer to find a memory that occurred longer ago, and you have to concentrate really hard, so if you're trying to remember something from a month ago, you stand there for a solid 4 minutes while everyone else waits uncomfortably.
I wish Trick Room lasted more turns.
Granted, but nothing learns it anymore without hacking
I wish my argumentative skills were better
Granted, your past has been retconned; your argument skills definitely were better than they are now.
I wish that we could meet War Incarnate’s steep demands for our wish corruptions.
Granted. The positives of his wishes now outweigh the negatives, rendering corrupting them a futile task.
I wish Pokemon was handed to a different developer
Granted. Pokemon is now being developed by Alpha Dream. They've made great games!
I wish we could have PS! April Fools more often
Granted, because time has drastically accelerated for you, causing you to age much faster than a regular human. This leads you to miss out on important milestones in your life, such as your wedding, first born child, etc until you're met with the sweet embrace of death.
I wish I had a never ending tub of ice cream
Granted, but the ice cream tub is actually never-ending. It goes downwards to negative infinity, so you have to work to get to the bottom of the ice cream tub. At first it's a spoon, then it's a shovel, then you have to climb down using a ladder. You try treating it like a well with a rope and bucket but eventually you run out of rope to reach the bottom. Eventually, you kill your local power grid with the pumping system trying to get more ice cream, but the eventually the pumping system can't even reach the bottom of the ice cream tub.
I wish my like ratio could reach 1:1 T_T
Granted but you have to stop doing CAP stuff.
Edit: Wish Granted
I wish I could hit a 5:1 like to post ratio
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Granted; all of your posts without exactly 5 likes spontaneously vanish.
I wish for productivity.
Granted, but you end up being harmed by it more than being helped by it
I wish I could... I wish I could... ok what am i doing here lol
granted, you are now constantly aware of everything ever
i wish i was better at english
Granted, you are better in every possible way when you are in England or around English people.
I wish this thread would never end.
Granted but you run of original ideas for this post
I wish I could make these posts quicker
I wish I could make these posts quicker
Granted, but you can only eat food when you don't have any money.
I wish all these wishes were unoriginal, and the grants are as unoriginal as the wishes.
Granted, your parents hand you an extra 10$ in allowance this month, but end up being 10$ short on their bills next month and you are all rendered homeless.
I wish Nintendo worked with their fangame developers to make more games ala Sonic Mania
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