Alright, imma slap my opinions onto this
Bellossom: Hey, you missed this! Find the tidbit on it initially being darker skinned in dev interesting. Sadly final's safer green skin is meh, but the concept is decent.
PS: it has nothing underneath the skirt!
Steelix: Almost perfect...but the checker teeth are dumb. But that's a minor fault. Though it isn't winning beauty contests with that smile
Kleavor: Rock. Wait, steel beats rock in pokemon-
I like both, though Kleavor's face could be better
Togekiss: I LOST MY ARMS!!!
Honchkrow: Funny enough, Gen 2 dev Murkrow WAS meant to have witch influences. Interesting to see they instead turned it into a mafia boss. Though keep it away from tasteless trilby wearing "nice guys", it doesn't deserve that trash. Too boss for that
Mismagius: Built in shade. Perfect for hot- oh wait, it's nocturnal....It's still purty!
Dudunsparce: Meh. Imagine if this was its evo instead...
Weavile: Till this day, people debate whether it's a cat or weasel...
Sneasler: It's a cat. Same with Trubbish
Froslass: Why is it female exclusive? Glalie didn't even benefit from the Sp/Phy split. Ah well, it's nice
I skipped over branched evolutions as many would have to diverge from the design theme of the family it was added into.
Bellossom: Why are you looking up Bellossom's skirt.

Just kidding. Anyway, Pokedex says its a biped though Bulbapedia notes in the anime it seemingly uses the leaves which makes up its skirt as legs. I'm going to guess we're just not supposed to think about it. Either it does have legs (probably would look like Oddish's) or it just floats (if you want to throw some pseudo-science in how, can just say its skirt leaves pushes air through it giving it lift to move the direction it wants).
Steelix: "Though it isn't winning beauty contests with that smile"
So, in the Sinnoh games Jasmine uses her Steelix, Rusty, in Contests and one of the best Contests its set up for is Beauty. Infact, in BD/SP, her Steelix has the highest Visual Evaluation score for Beauty in the Master Ranks.
Kleavor: "Wait, steel beats rock in pokemon-"
We need a Rock version of Freeze-Dry which is SE against Steel, a Steel version which is SE against Grass,
Togekiss: Oh no, it lost its dinky arms it could barely do anything with for bigger wings which it can do more with (btw it still learns punching moves, not that it would want to).
Honchkrow: "Though keep it away from tasteless trilby wearing "nice guys", it doesn't deserve that trash. Too boss for that"
Let's not lie, Honchkrow would probably have a side hustle as a pimp.
Mismagius: Hides it from moonlight?
Dudunsparce: I like Orthworm fine but it's definitely better as a one off.
As I said, most fanmade Dunsparce evos looked like this.
Weavile & Sneasler: It's both a cat & weasel. Haven't we learned our lesson from the Legendary Beasts?
Froslass: Its female exclusive because the Yuki-onna are all female.
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