So this kid skipped school for a few days in high school once. He was in my honors history class. When he came back to class, the teacher asked him why he hadn't been in school. He immediately lied on the spot and said, "My grandma died." The teacher called him up to the front of the room and gave him a giant hug. While she was hugging him he looked at me and smirked. I was like damn, this kid is a scumbag.