AV Cosmoem for councilThe Most Masterful Team Dump To Ever Exist
This is AV Cosmoem, here to report on their journey of 2v2. It has been agreed on unanimously that I am the best player of every gen. There is absolutely no competition or other viewpoints; I'm simply the best player, and in team tours my price is so high that a tour host died while trying to type it, because it was so high. So how did I do this? Because I had figured out the perfect team. But on the way, we can look at all the other teams I used to achieve victory and my ongoing 18924903-0 streak.
This team should appear obvious to any competent 2v2 player. However, I suspect you are not one, because if you were, you wouldn't take my teams. Therefore I will explain to you how this works.
Chandelure is the first Pokemon I added. With a Choice Specs and 145 Special Attack, it is easily the strongest Pokemon. Pair this with its immunity to Intimidate and it is the best Pokemon in the game without a doubt. Ember was chosen because it is the STAB move with the highest PP. That means that when Ditto copies it, it will not be able to hit Chandelure because of Flash Fire, and it will have to use Struggle after 5 turns. That's right, Chandelure is self-improof. That's how good it is.
Emolga isn't nearly as powerful as Chandelure, but it pulls its weight. Volt Switch is the STAB of choice, because OU Electric-types use it. U-turn hits Mew super effectively. Baton Pass lets me PP stall the opponent best. Finally, Defog removes terrain, so Emolga beats Psyspam easily
Mew is op, because of psyspam. Steel Roller is 130 base power so it has to be broken. Terrain Pulse hits Terrain teams for super effective damage in their terrains in inverse 2v2. Psychic Terrain is Mew's STAB of choice, and it overrides Terrain from other teams. Nature Power calls Tri Attack, which has a 6.666666666666667% chance to freeze. Mew is holding a Star Sweet because if Mew wants a yummy cookie it can eat the Star Sweet. Plus if you turn your computer upside down and spin it your Mew will evolve into an Alcremie.
Zacian-Crowned may seem banned, but I named it communism, which means that every Pokemon is now OU, including Zacian-Crowned. Should be unbanned tho, cause like Emolga beats it really easily. Double Iron Bash is the STAB, because it's very cool. Sadly I can't name my Zacian Melmetal to trick opponents, but this will do. Nuzzle hits Gyarados 4x super effectively. Taunt hits Alakazam super effectively, cause Alakazam under psyspam is pretty dangerous. Finally, Earthquake OHKOs your own Chandelure, so Zacian-Crowned can weep over its corpse and make the opponent feel bad and give you the win.
You might go "wtf this isn't stall!!!!!" but it's actually the best stall in the game, because if there's nothing left to stall then the stall team has done its job. I know you might be thinking "thats poggers bro" and, truly, aren't we all?
Snowman Stall is called Snowman Stall because there's a snowman on it. Namely, shiny Grimmsnarl.View attachment 263677 Look at this thing. I could have also called it "Aunt Hilda Stall" and it would have worked but Snowman Stall was better. Chandelure is necessary, and the special tank. AV Calm Mind lures foolish Knock Off users, who will unlock Chandelure's Calm Mind! And if it dies, it will Calm Mind from the heavens. I consider this team to be worse than :bro: :dude:, but eventually I discovered the team to end all teams...
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Luxray has a devilish strategy: first paralyze them with Thunder Shock, then flinch them with Thunder Fang! Rest lets it heal so it can flinch the opponent with Snore! Broken strat, none can counter. It has Black Glasses because Luxray is cool as shit, and I gave it max SpA and max Spe and then moved every EV up one stat. Butterfree is a powerful physical attacker by virtue of being Butterfree. U-turn and Dual Wingbeat are both great moves, and Tinted Lens is broken, so Butterfree has to be a good physical attacker. Thief hits Ghosts and Giga Impact absolutely destroys non-Ghosts. God tier synergy. Butterfree is Naughty nature because he's a naughty little bastard, and he has Deep Sea Scale because butterflies have scales, and also it gives him double SpD. Specs Conkeldurr was because everyone expects physical, thus making special viable. It's broken, Sheer Force Focus Blast tears down walls. It OHKOs Melmetal (which is a broken Pokemon) so Conkeldurr is broken. Simple as that. Grass Knot hits Fighting resists, Snore is when Conkeldurr is asleep and Hyper Beam is when you're like "ok you know what venusaur can go fuck itself". Finally, Boltund. Boltund has everything it needs to be a strong special attacker: Competitive, special EVs, and the highest base power move in its moveset. You don't really need anything else. Wacan Berry is because Boltund is an electric type, and Wacan Berry is for Electric-types, so there's clear synergy right there. All in all, baby shark hunted down killed by mafia 1020p hd free is the greatest team ever. The end.
If you use these teams, you have to beware of their immense power. You might be overwhelmed and turn insane.