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Advance Wars Mafia (GAME OVER-IDS WINS!)

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1 acronym to say to this LMAO

Edit Lynch Ninja (i guess) sorry i think
 
Deadline.

Shit went down. Claims and balls flew every which way. But in the midst of the chaos, one voice rang out loud and clear. It was imperfectluck's, and it was saying 'LUNCH GINGANINJA!' And you all obeyed, and the rest was history.

Dear ginganinja,
You are Greyfield.

You are big and fat and tubby. And you have a big ego and an ugly mustache. On the plus side, you are skilled in the art of naval warfare. And mustaches were in fashion...twenty years ago. Oh well. You’ll fight for the Rubinelle forces in the upcoming conflict, because although you aren’t exactly the best of friends with them, you have no idea who any of these other fools are.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - MWAHAHAHAHAHA <user>’. You will give your best evil laugh directly into <user>’s face, distracting them while you make off with any items they have,

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Squash <user>’. Using your extreme obesity, you will sit on <user>, killing them. However, although you are fat, you are also lazy, and thus can may only squash a user once every odd night.

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

You can here a quiet sigh coming from the Rubinelle forces, as the first blood has been shed from their side. Suddenly, the moon rises and everybody simultaneously decides to go back to their own base camps and plan more naughty things. And it's a sure thing that more naughty things will be plotted tonight.

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It is now Night 1. Night 1 ends Tuesday, February 14 at 5:00 PM EST.
 
Let's do the numbers! I like numbers!

Rubinelle Claims: 4 including ginga

Allied Claims: 2.

Black Hole claims: 1/2 (just rolename)

MATH IS FUN.
 
Deadline.

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RBG's territory, just before daybreak:

"Ugh. I hate this job. Why must our commander be so inactive?"

"I agree. Wait, what's that?"

"Is it one of ours?"

"It looks like a----"

Dear RBG,
You are Drake.

You’re a Green Earth CO rather fond of naval combat. You’re pretty fat, but you’re also a pirate so the awesomeness level balances out. You’ll be fighting for the Allied Nations in this conflict as an expert on sea warfare.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Rain on <user>’s units.’ You’ll make it rain on <user>’s units, slowing their progress down so much they won’t be able to compete their night action.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Use a Submarine to capture <user>.’ You will travel underwater in your submarine to <user> and capture and tie them up in it, preventing them from posting in the game thread, being targeted by abilities or lynches, or using their own ability for the next day and night.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.

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As you emerge cautiously for the start of the day, you see one more body lying on the ground. All you can tell was that it had been attacked brutally during the night.

Dear Quagsires,
You are Brenner.

The former commander of the 12th Battalion, you were killed during the events of the war with IDS. This was really a shame, as your level head and commanding skills made you a great asset to the Rubinelle army. Luckily, it turns out that you actually didn’t die in the skirmish with New Rubinelle, and you’re now back to assist Rubinelle in the upcoming conflict.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Protect <user>’. You will use your great defensive prowess to guard <user> against night actions. However, a killer will be able to break through your protection.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Patrol <user>’. You will send a team of units to patrol the area around <user>, driving off any killers.

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

Bodies fly left and right, but such is war. Of course, you're always willing to set aside war for the purpose of cooperating to brutally beat somebody to death, right?

It is now Day 2. Day 2 ends Thursday, February 16 at 5:00 PM EST.
 
Deadline

Ah, namekilling. The process of bad users killing good users so that they, in turn, can become the good users. Well, it happened. In a somewhat ironic Twist of Fate, imperfectluck was namekilled.

Dear imperfectluck,
You are Lash.

A former Black Hole CO specializing in taking advantage of the surrounding terrain, you betrayed the Black Hole and fought for the Allied Nations for a time. However, now that another war is imminent, you’ve decided to fight on the side of the Black Hole once again.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Examine terrain around <user>.’ You will closely examine the terrain around <user>, and gain their full Role PM from this investigation.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Terrain trap <user>’. You will form a prison surrounding <user> out of the terrain in their immediate vicinity. For the next day and night, <user> will not be able to send in any night or day actions or post in the game thread, in addition to not being able to be targeted by any actions or lynches.

You are allied with Black Hole. You win if all threats are eliminated.

With the first bite taken out of Black Hole, all three factions are on more or less level ground once again. But what will happen in the shitstorm of infinity that we call 'night'?

It is now Night 2. Night 2 ends on Saturday, February 18 at 7:00 PM EST.
 
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