You know, God isn't an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent being. He's just your ordinary guy. And just like all ordinary guys, there's really only one thing God likes and it's sitting back on a leather couch with a cold beer and watch in glee as world order collapses and everybody murders each other for survival. It's reality show as its finest, in Dolby Pro and Technicolor, using state of the art holographic technology he stole from CNN. Since he's a lazy fucker, God always delegates setting up the game to whoever he likes at the moment. But he's never happy with the results. That's how he got to watch french canadian and italian mafias duke it out (Italians won? Where's the upset?), and then Skull Kid's gang roll over Ganondorf and Link (how the fuck did these boring and worthless characters win?). And just now, God watched the Boy Scouts, of all people, emerge from the bloodbath victorious. Fucking pansies. He had promised the winning team their own reality and for a couple seconds he even believed himself, but fuck it. It's time for the next show. God snaps his fingers and makes everyone disappear but Shiv and Brain. In his most commanding voice, he gives Shiv and Brain an order: "I want to see another bloodbath. This time, with dark, engaging character who are ALL badasses. Do not disappoint me."
After they are done pissing their pants, the new hosts receive the Keys to the Multiverse, where they work frantically at making up an universe to hold the game in. And behold the result!
...APOCALYPSE MAFIA
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After they are done pissing their pants, the new hosts receive the Keys to the Multiverse, where they work frantically at making up an universe to hold the game in. And behold the result!
...APOCALYPSE MAFIA
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We are starting to send PMs to all players with their username and a password. The Role PM will already be waiting for you in your inbox. You will be informed when we will be done. This may take some time due to Smogon's anti-flood :)
The list of Smogon people who are playing will NOT be published. If we say we finished sending PMs and you did not receive one, then sorry :( you are not playing. You can still enjoy the game though, the forum can be read as a guest. Additionally, you can claim to the people in the game that you are playing, but you may NOT interfere with the game by trading information, it's really just as if you were dead.
So... yeah, that's it. At last!
