Deadline!
You are jolted awake by a loud voice, screaming loudly through the mountains. It echoes through the mountain range, getting louder and louder. Everyone gets up and looks around, trying to find where the noise is coming from.
Loud voice said:
JAR JAR SAYS PORYGON IS HIS REPLACEMENT
The voice finally stops, and everyone calms down for a minute before wondering what to do about breakfast. However, a more important problem arises. Dark clouds begin to fill the sky, and everyone looks around for something to cover their heads. One of you spots a small cave in the mountainside, and some of you head into the cave in case it rains. Those outside look around a little, trying to find some meat, berries, anything to eat, when a cat lands at your feet. You look up, and run for the cave.
It’s raining cats and dogs, literally! Cats fall gracefully on their feet outside the cave, while dogs land on their backs and each other, then get up and chase the cats. However, there’s something else falling to the ground, and it takes a few minutes for you to determine it’s men. Men are falling from the sky, bouncing off the ground, then getting up bruised and chasing the dogs.
“This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...”
auramaster said:
While you wonder what could happen next, The General does a head count. “We’re missing two people”. Looking around, one of them is obvious. Between all the falling cats, dogs, and men, you spot
ILoveLiza barely balanced on the edge of a cliff. "I'm sorry everyone, but I have realized tonight that I'm not smart enough to live. Goodbye world!" he says as he jumps off the cliff. The General quickly runs after him, dodging a couple falling men, and holding his arm above his head to block cats. A couple dogs run under his legs, knocking him down, but he gets up and reaches the cliff, where
ILoveLiza can't be seen. The General spots a diary he left behind, and begins reading the last entry.
Role PM said:
Dear ILoveLiza,
you are Jar Jar Binks.
You are a Gungan from the planet Naboo. Despite being naive and extremely clumsy, you eventually become a senator in the Galactic Republic to represent your home planet. You joined the M.O.B. to help bring peace to the world.
At night, you may send a PM to auramaster and coolking49 titled, “Night X - Hang out with <user>”, you will make <user> your new friend and spend lots of time with <user>, but <user> will quickly become annoyed at your clumsiness and target you instead of their original target.
You are allied with the M.O.B., you win if all threats are eliminated.
Everyone bows their head for a moment in silence at the fall of their leader. The General continues to look around where everyone was sleeping, but doesn’t see anyone else. Meanwhile, you look around at everyone in the cave, and figure out
shuckles my hero is missing. The General, with two dogs biting his legs and a cat clawed into his shoulder, returns to the cave. Fortunately, you only have to wait another minute before the most unusual storm stops. The General quickly takes charge, and orders everyone up the mountain to their destination. Looks like breakfast will have to wait.
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