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[Beginner] Mob Mafia - Game over! The M.O.B. win!

The general is me right? Oh shit, is my fake claim ready?

STOP THE LYNCH! I swear, I'm just a vanilla townie. You can lynch me if you want, but nothing good will come of it, I guarantee.

lynch Quagsires

Stupid brat ate our food.
 
Deadline's in 17 hours, and only 6 people have sent in their night actions. That's ridiculous. There will be some mass subbing if you don't send your night action in before deadline.

EDIT: Most likely, neither host will be on at deadline, so deadline is extended until I can get online to update.
 
Deadline!

You are jolted awake by a loud voice, screaming loudly through the mountains. It echoes through the mountain range, getting louder and louder. Everyone gets up and looks around, trying to find where the noise is coming from.

Loud voice said:
JAR JAR SAYS PORYGON IS HIS REPLACEMENT

The voice finally stops, and everyone calms down for a minute before wondering what to do about breakfast. However, a more important problem arises. Dark clouds begin to fill the sky, and everyone looks around for something to cover their heads. One of you spots a small cave in the mountainside, and some of you head into the cave in case it rains. Those outside look around a little, trying to find some meat, berries, anything to eat, when a cat lands at your feet. You look up, and run for the cave.

It’s raining cats and dogs, literally! Cats fall gracefully on their feet outside the cave, while dogs land on their backs and each other, then get up and chase the cats. However, there’s something else falling to the ground, and it takes a few minutes for you to determine it’s men. Men are falling from the sky, bouncing off the ground, then getting up bruised and chasing the dogs.

“This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...”

auramaster said:
We’ve only just begun :)


While you wonder what could happen next, The General does a head count. “We’re missing two people”. Looking around, one of them is obvious. Between all the falling cats, dogs, and men, you spot ILoveLiza barely balanced on the edge of a cliff. "I'm sorry everyone, but I have realized tonight that I'm not smart enough to live. Goodbye world!" he says as he jumps off the cliff. The General quickly runs after him, dodging a couple falling men, and holding his arm above his head to block cats. A couple dogs run under his legs, knocking him down, but he gets up and reaches the cliff, where ILoveLiza can't be seen. The General spots a diary he left behind, and begins reading the last entry.

Role PM said:
Dear ILoveLiza,
you are Jar Jar Binks.

You are a Gungan from the planet Naboo. Despite being naive and extremely clumsy, you eventually become a senator in the Galactic Republic to represent your home planet. You joined the M.O.B. to help bring peace to the world.

At night, you may send a PM to auramaster and coolking49 titled, “Night X - Hang out with <user>”, you will make <user> your new friend and spend lots of time with <user>, but <user> will quickly become annoyed at your clumsiness and target you instead of their original target.

You are allied with the M.O.B., you win if all threats are eliminated.

Everyone bows their head for a moment in silence at the fall of their leader. The General continues to look around where everyone was sleeping, but doesn’t see anyone else. Meanwhile, you look around at everyone in the cave, and figure out shuckles my hero is missing. The General, with two dogs biting his legs and a cat clawed into his shoulder, returns to the cave. Fortunately, you only have to wait another minute before the most unusual storm stops. The General quickly takes charge, and orders everyone up the mountain to their destination. Looks like breakfast will have to wait.

Night results are being sent out now. Do not post until all night results have been sent out.
 
All night results have been sent out! It is now Day 4. Day 4 ends Saturday 48 hours from this post, or when majority is reached and the grace period has ended.

Also, if you did not send a night action in last night, you have 24 hours to contact me or coolking49 to let us know that you're still active. Otherwise, you will be subbed out.
 
FUCKING BULLSHIT STOP TARGETTING ME

G'DAY MATE,
I'M GINGANINJA
I'M FROM AUSTRALIA
WE'RE SHIT AT CRICKET AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE BEER
THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE BRUCE
VOTE DANMANTINCAN, HE CALLED ME A NEW ZEALANDER - BASTARD THINKS I'M A DIRTY SHEEPFUCKER
 
The announcer has spoken. I am ILoveLiza's successor for village leader.

auramaster said:
Dear UltraPorygon,
you are Solrock.

You are a floating sun-like Pokemon with Psychic powers. You are suspected to have come from space, and you get all your energy from the sun. You heard it was going to rain bombs, but you don’t like rain, or bombs, so you joined the M.O.B. to stop the raining bombs.

At night, you may send a PM to auramaster and coolking49 titled, “Night X - Protect <user>”, you will use your decent defenses to protect <user> from all kills. However, you have to heal after a night of working hard to protect someone, so you may only use this power every Odd night.

In addition, you may send a PM to coolking49 and auramaster titled, “Night X - Tomorrow, there’s a 100% chance of <weather>”, you will use your Psychic powers to manipulate the weather. Weather is for flavor only, and doesn’t actually effect the game. The weather doesn’t have to be possible in the real world. Also, you can’t focus enough on the weather while protecting someone, so you may only use this power every Even night.

You are allied with the M.O.B., you win if all threats are eliminated.

Everyone should send me his/her night results by PM or on IRC (my PM box is not limitless). In addition, people who did not claim to the previous leader must do so now or be lynched.
 
Sorry for the double post, but the alliance checker just sent me his night results.

auramaster said:
You invited ginganinja to a nice dinner, and discussed the war. He was sympathetic to the Nazi's goals, and thought freedom only hurts a countries strength. You decide he must be a member of T.O.M..

Vote removed.
 
If we're skeptical of Porygon being the true successor, the thing to do would be to have him confirm that he knows the claim you sent Liza BEFORE you give him your night results. I don't think lynching him is the right answer now, Blissey. Anyway it would be difficult for him to be making this up as the real alliance checker would tell someone he's lying.
 
Lynch ginganinja

The announcement in the update seems to suggest that UP is indeed ILL's successor, although the fact that he's a BG is a little odd. If his lynch isn't right, somebody who knows will probably speak up about it, but we'd find out anyway at the flip. Either way, we'd know who to lynch tomorrow.
 
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