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Can You Haiku? (5)

Hey I just met you,
And this is really crazy,
But take my number,
And perhaps call me maybe?


Fuck 3 lines I do what I want.
 
Highschool is now here
Old friends brought back, new friends made
So very happy

The frost covers me
My eyes struck with beauty
At the ghostly sight
On the frozen streets at night
 
lament of a disgruntled mcdonald's employee who shoots up the restaurant:

darkness in my soul,
my heart cries tears of mustard,
and I bleed ketchup

ode to serial killers:

three separate kills
or more with a repeating
pattern of victim

ted bundy

ted kept his friends' heads
in a neat row underground
and he still fucks them

john wayne gacy

tortures naive teens
in his rape dungeon of death;
is clown at birthdays

zodiac

sent ciphers to cops
telling them where he would kill
but still got away
 
Cool summer morning,
Sun rises, golden light shines,
Close the damn curtains.

Mother bird, sitting,
Warming eggs, expectant love,
Cold winds blow, snakes hatch.

I love my coffee.
Life would be bad without it.
I'd fucking kill stuff.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
^^^HOLY FUCKING SHIT.^^^
 
There's good and there's bad
However long they battle
Reality wins

Right now i'm going
To the surface of myself
Where i'll live my life

my mom said they were good :o idk if she's right though.....

also i'm reviving this thread because haikus are AWESOME
 
Chou Toshio said:
So today I was in class when I noticed Haiku written by my students. There were some real gems:

授業中
The middle of class (5)
春風吹いて
There was a spring wind that blew (7)
眠くなる
I became sleepy (5)


冬休み
Winter Vacation
課題終わらず
I finish not my homework
最後泣く
In the end I cry

I almost laughed out loud in the middle of class. The English above I just tried to translate while sticking to the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.

What can you make??
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I'm going to guess 課題 is actually supposed to be 宿題、right?
 
Resonating strings
in an innocent pursuit.
Taoist's bliss is this

And this is a part of some famous poem that happens to fit:

His eyes are wide from
Sipping endlessly on his
Endless coffee cup

wait we can still post serious haikus right?
 
hey guys can we not
beat a dead horse and say
refrigerator

just saying this now
because we're sick of that joke
don't or i'll cut you
 
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