Haiku thread

[hathater]

Eagle4 is mean.
He is a meanie, you know.
I shed a tear, rude.

 

[shinyskarmory]

all good haikus have
seven syllables then five
BUT I'M NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM

some poser hands me a
phone, says it's Eagle4. I
THREW IT ON THE GROUND

 

[blitzlefan]

I am good at hai-
kus look at the perfect syl-
lable management.

 

[hathater]

blitzlefan ignored
me because he is mean ha!
aw man meanie ugh

 

[Harlot]

hathater please stop
killing this once mighty thread
you are a bellend

 

[hathater]

Trollmonchan is mean
You are making me cry now
You should be sad now.

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

hathater please stop
killing this once mighty thread
you are a bellend

no its ok this is the natural progression of these threads

its like when you see mushrooms growing on a tree you say "hey (BAN ME PLEASE)s get off the tree" but then you realize that in the end thats how they get on pizza so its all ok

 

[Soul Fly]

The girl of my dreams
Takes off her pants, her blouse

Damn! Dropped telescope!

 

[relaunched]

"BW BKC?"
"PKMN RPS,
NIMBY!"

 

[hathater]

trololololo
hahahahahahaha
you guys might be cool

 

[Smith]

There is a thread?
Oh it sucks! It's not funny!
Tis the smogon way.

Lacking syllables
In your haiku's starting line
Unless you count ?

 

[shade]

question mark is 3 syllables god smith

 

[capefeather]

People suck at these.
Learn to get the stresses right.
Bunch of wannabes.

 

[TeamEmpoleon]

Meloetta is a perfect
the perfect creation
no other can beat

 

[Jebus McAzn]

no its ok this is the natural progression of these threads

its like when you see mushrooms growing on a tree you say "hey (BAN ME PLEASE)s get off the tree" but then you realize that in the end thats how they get on pizza so its all ok

this is literally the best post i have ever seen in my entire life

sigging this and reformatting it because we can't BBcode in sigs for some reason and i also should go on IRC more

 

[Danmire]

Meloetta is a perfect
the perfect creation
no other can beat

what

 

[hathater]

That was terrible
You should feel very ashamed
inb4 locked thread

so was yours old man
you are not true okay? boy
you are joking right?

 

[cookie]

if you think this thread sucks then do something productive, like making a good post or simply doing something other than bitching about it

 

[hathater]

hi cookie yum yum!
were you talking about me?
i love this thread yay

 

[BattleStar]

I post here in this
thread. But cookie says to me
shut the fuck up.
;-;

 

[hathater]

im a loser guys
i am very sorry guys
are you very cool?

 

[blitzlefan]

Are you guys ready?
Ready for my next Haiku?
No! Out of sylla-

 

[hathater]

he has spoken guys
the almighty blitzlefan!
who blocked me you know.

 

[askaninjask]

what's a syllable
is it when you clap while you talk
i don't really get it

 

[Al_Alchemist]

The Iron Kenyan made a haiku thread?
Quite frankly, he should have just went to bed,
Because Haikus don't rock,
They're as short as his cock,
And with a limerick this thread should be dead.

(not really but I like limericks)

Smogon sucks now, threads are all worse than Keane,
Users worse, they all have quite a small peen,
Fatecrashers is that you?
Because it smells of poo,
Why are my limericks really fucking mean?

(I don't really think Keane/smogon sucks my creative juices are just an asshole ._.) (Fatecrashers does smell akin to poo, however.)

But to be honest I'm not that haughty,
The Creative juices just been naughty,
Still, Look at me go,
I'm the modern Poe,
But replace all of his drugs with iced tea.

Speaking of artists, a pet peeve to me,
Is pronounciation of Gogh, you see
Because it's not "Go" *cough*
it's mother fucking Gogh
Or is it "gaw", someone correct me I plea.