So I was just minding my own business today in IRC when all of a sudden a life-changing incident occured on said chat medium. I saw things, read things, that I can never un-see. I'm not sure how strong some of your constitutions are or how any of you will react so please, use extreme caution before opening these hide tags. I have given you fair warning.
Thats right ladies and gentleman, that is correct. There is a liar among us. Not only was I shocked and appauled by what I saw, sitting there in a mild shock of disbelief. I was able to, after many hours of prodding, capable of coercing a confession out of our devious "friend".
(22:29:17) <evan> it's true
(22:29:21) <evan> my real name is joshua......
At first I thought nothing of it, many users employ a moniker online as to hide their true identity, but then I thought of evan's-or should I say, JOSHUA's-past. Its been riddled with indie music and home-distressed t-shirts. But then, a certain incident came to my mind, as I spend quite an amount of time procrastinating real work in favor of reading Smogon's Greatest Hits. A certain incident in which this fraud, this CHARLATAN, had the audacity to call out another, fellow smogonite about his false identity. He pulled this charade while knowing full well that his name was NOT evan.
So evan, the onus is on you, please redeem yourself for these 4+ years of fraud and false identies.
P.S. cookie's real name isn't cookie either.
(22:28:32) * evan (~joshua@synIRC-B89D047B.dsl.bltnin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #dreamworld
Thats right ladies and gentleman, that is correct. There is a liar among us. Not only was I shocked and appauled by what I saw, sitting there in a mild shock of disbelief. I was able to, after many hours of prodding, capable of coercing a confession out of our devious "friend".
(22:29:17) <evan> it's true
(22:29:21) <evan> my real name is joshua......
At first I thought nothing of it, many users employ a moniker online as to hide their true identity, but then I thought of evan's-or should I say, JOSHUA's-past. Its been riddled with indie music and home-distressed t-shirts. But then, a certain incident came to my mind, as I spend quite an amount of time procrastinating real work in favor of reading Smogon's Greatest Hits. A certain incident in which this fraud, this CHARLATAN, had the audacity to call out another, fellow smogonite about his false identity. He pulled this charade while knowing full well that his name was NOT evan.
So evan, the onus is on you, please redeem yourself for these 4+ years of fraud and false identies.
P.S. cookie's real name isn't cookie either.
