If Smogoners Were Superheroes/villains

[Not Scicky]

What powers would they have?

Swaggersaurus

A shapeshifter. One moment he'll be a terrible poster, and then WHAM, moderator.

CaptKirby

The power to look down on all other superpowers, despite not actually having any good powers.

"Laser vision? That's fucking awful."

Now you try.

 

[alamaster]

Lord Liam

The power to withstand and occasionally enjoy the most terrible songs on the planet. Unfortunately he mocks anyone who cannot do the same.

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Jibaku

Lowers user's Atk and Def 1 stage.

 

[porygon3]

not sure about villains but smogon has plenty of superheroes already http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32216

 

[mattj]

ahahahaha! 2007! maybe it's just the pics, but they all look so young!

 

[Deck Knight]

What powers would they have?

CaptKirby

The power to look down on all other superpowers, despite not actually having any good powers.

"Laser vision? That's fucking awful."

Now you try.

That is a bad superpower CaptKirby would have the power of ignorance. He would simply ignore everything he didn't like.

Except for that one arc where he loses his superpowers and has a heroic whiny breakdown.

 

[CaptKirby]

thunda's power would be to charm any man as long as he told a lie

Fishy's power would be to charm any mandesperate virgin by happening to exist and also be a girl.

Deck Knight's power would be to have so little charm and make so many relentlessly unfunny quips that he could drub any opponent into submission.

(Dick Dice any time you want to quit your fixation with me is fine with me, there is almost no one else so unfunny that even I cannot enjoy fighting with them)

 

[heatwave88]

i would hav fire or lower all my pokemons stats up by 3 stage

 

[chocolate-kipp]

Dibs on supersonic voice to annoy people to death.

 

[smashlloyd20]

Jimbo

The power to grow to ENORMOUS sizes.

 

[Thorns]

LonelyNess

QUAILMAN DEFENDER OF THE QUAIL

 

[Johann]

LN is actually 2 superheroes in one. :O

 

[mf]

i would hav fire or lower all my pokemons stats up by 3 stage

quoting to preserve and draw attention to this incredible post

 

[Not Scicky]

I can tell he's going to be a good poster.

 

[Gabe]

Morm - The ability to outwit you and make you feel like shit and commit suicide.

 

[RODAN]

ctrl v

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

CaptKirby

The power to look down on all other superpowers, despite not actually having any good powers.

"Laser vision? That's fucking awful."

Now you try.

Weakness: Hypocrite

 

[Staraptor Call]

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Dummy007]

DougJustDoug:The ability to move anything he deems broken (Garchomp, Metang@, Staraptor Call's avatar, etc.) to the Uber Tire. This includes other users.

 

[NatGeo]

Dibs on X-ray vision. *wink*
Seriously, superhuman reflexes.

 

[Iggdrasil]

Groshi

The ability to troll any forum for no good reason and not get banned.

Remember when all the Fireboters always countered his trolls and he couldn't answer in a witty way so he would just troll again? Fun.

 

[smashlloyd20]

LonelyNess

The power to host any tournament he feels like, update 5 days late, and not get infracted.

 

[KnightoftheWind]

drcossack

The power to not show up for stuff.

 

[Badal]

coolking49

be brown and yet consider yourself to be so black that you can blend in with thugs from harlem

 

[ChaosNebula]

Lord of the Shadows

The ability to manipulate time and space, its self. Has mastered complete control of such techniques, and have obtained the Knowledge of Truth, which means this guy knows EVERYTHING. Also controls reality its self