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Whatever those black things were on the Poshley Express in TTYD. If I have an enemy, it's like cholera; just unleash those on him and he'll shit himself to death. Another option would be the epic TPing I could do to someone's house with those things.
Because it's a giant freaking skeleton snake that could ride me around town! And it can fly too. Oh, and did I forget to mention it shoots red flaming lazors? (Zabimaru bankai from Bleach)
I would like a pet, which can transform into a helicopter backpack, or a thruster pack, can speak Tyranoidian, can also speak Monkey language, can transform into a giant 60 foot mech at will, can store a deadly arsenal, and that can star in a holly wood movie as a Secret agent.
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I hope at least someone knows what Ratchet and Clank is....
Nah, I'll just tell him to go and sit in the Changed World or whatever it's called and then it'll calm down. Or I'll get some big ass shaymin to tell him to calm his tits. Simple.
And to be honest. If I can afford to feed him, I can afford for some butler to clean up after him. Or I could use said shaymin to turn it into flowers and whatever. Sorted