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I'm sorry your big chest is blocking my view
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I actually like small tits
^Wut
How do they measure the dick size? Shortest distance from start to end(straight line) or do they follow the curve?
my dick has a zig zag shape so i have to take multiple measurements and add them together
Big tits are a hazard. Imagine, if you will:
Some voluptuous girl is gyrating all up on your junk and you are laying there, minding your own business. Suddenly, a raccoon knocks over your garbage can! The endowed woman turns suddenly, knocking your head with her chest zepplins and renders you unconscious or possibly concussed. They are completely unmanageable and in larger formats run a serious risk of being non perky and potentially stretch marked.
NO THANK YOU
Because my member is so long, the only practical way they could measure the length out was to put me in a rocket ship going 75% the speed of light. The resulting Lorentz length contraction from going so fast would shorten my total length and put the size on a scale that they could practically measure with a few metersticks as observers outside the ship. Otherwise the surveyors kept losing count of how many measuring sticks they had to use.
my dick is so big i have to brag about it on forums
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That is bullshit. Women in The Netherlands are supposed to average a D-cup? Hell no. I'm pretty fucking sure that is not the case.
Also, how does Russia average D+? I know it's cold and all, but there are always some flatties, so there have to be some women with humongous boobs out there.
Also, how does Russia average D+? I know it's cold and all, but there are always some flatties, so there have to be some women with humongous boobs out there.
Seems the tits your acquainted with are unreasonably hard, and therefore destructive. More about shape than size for me.
This is why here in Australia we don't have garbage cans and instead have bins that can't be knocked over by small retarded animals - making it safe to be with busty women, one small animal related incident at a time.
one of my professors is russian and she has huge breasts
anecdotal proof
anecdotal proof
your mother is doing it double-handedly for me
I have to face away from the computer and use a mirror to see where I am typing because my dick is so large
True Story:
I was at King's Dominion, an amusement park in central VA. I was in line for the Grizzly, an old wooden coaster, when to my left I noticed a woman with obscenely large breasts. There weren't just your typical "damn theys some big titties" kind of mammary glands. These were more along the lines of "holy shit how can she stand upright??" boobs. She wasn't fat either, so the boobs looked even more disproportionate to her body. In fact, these boobs would have looked disproportionate on a FAT girl's body, to say the least.
And, let's just say these tits could have competed on Dancing with the Stars, if you catch my drift.
So anyway, after gawking for a few minutes it was time to get on the coaster. The woman with the bodacious ta-tas was on the same ride, but several rows ahead of me. Now, before I go further, let me explain a couple of things about this roller coaster:
The Grizzly is one of the oldest coasters at the park. Because of this, it is shakier than most. In addition, it is a wooden coaster, meaning it does not go upside down and consequently does not need shoulder straps. You are simply held in by the seatbelt and waist bar, with nothing over the top half of your body. This detail will be relevant in a few moments.
So the ride goes, and we all have fun. I'm waving my hands in the air and screaming like your typical roller-tourist. To the best of my knowledge everyone else on the ride was having fun as well. I was about to be proven wrong...
As we rolled to a stop and prepared to get off the ride, I noticed a commotion going on a few rows ahead of me. People were staring and a small crowd had begun to gather. Intrigued, I tried to assess what was going on. I witnessed in front of me the woman with the watermelons being helped out of the car. As she turned to face my direction, I saw what was going on. The entire front of her shirt and chest were covered in blood. Blood was also actively gushing from her nose. Confused as to how this happened, I asked another bystander who I remembered had been sitting directly behind her. This was his response:
"When we hit that big bump in the middle of the second loop, that lady's boobs bounced up and throttled her square in the face. I think her nose is broken."
Have a nice day.
I was at King's Dominion, an amusement park in central VA. I was in line for the Grizzly, an old wooden coaster, when to my left I noticed a woman with obscenely large breasts. There weren't just your typical "damn theys some big titties" kind of mammary glands. These were more along the lines of "holy shit how can she stand upright??" boobs. She wasn't fat either, so the boobs looked even more disproportionate to her body. In fact, these boobs would have looked disproportionate on a FAT girl's body, to say the least.
And, let's just say these tits could have competed on Dancing with the Stars, if you catch my drift.
So anyway, after gawking for a few minutes it was time to get on the coaster. The woman with the bodacious ta-tas was on the same ride, but several rows ahead of me. Now, before I go further, let me explain a couple of things about this roller coaster:
The Grizzly is one of the oldest coasters at the park. Because of this, it is shakier than most. In addition, it is a wooden coaster, meaning it does not go upside down and consequently does not need shoulder straps. You are simply held in by the seatbelt and waist bar, with nothing over the top half of your body. This detail will be relevant in a few moments.
So the ride goes, and we all have fun. I'm waving my hands in the air and screaming like your typical roller-tourist. To the best of my knowledge everyone else on the ride was having fun as well. I was about to be proven wrong...
As we rolled to a stop and prepared to get off the ride, I noticed a commotion going on a few rows ahead of me. People were staring and a small crowd had begun to gather. Intrigued, I tried to assess what was going on. I witnessed in front of me the woman with the watermelons being helped out of the car. As she turned to face my direction, I saw what was going on. The entire front of her shirt and chest were covered in blood. Blood was also actively gushing from her nose. Confused as to how this happened, I asked another bystander who I remembered had been sitting directly behind her. This was his response:
"When we hit that big bump in the middle of the second loop, that lady's boobs bounced up and throttled her square in the face. I think her nose is broken."
Have a nice day.