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[Lord Jesseus]

Who the hell says sec instead of secant?

Everyone I have ever met*, including several math teachers.

edit: *who knows maths to that extent

 

[comatthew6]

People say that men think with their penises. So, how would you like to blow my mind?

 

[Glen]

Are you a farmer? 'Cause I need milked.

man

 

[JimBob]

Everyone I have ever met*, including several math teachers.

edit: *who knows maths to that extent

Do they say it out loud or just abbreviate it when they are writing? And even if you were that lazy to abbreviate it in your speech, it would be pronounced "seek c".

 

[EspyOwner]

People say that men think with their penises. So, how would you like to blow my mind?

The best.

 

[VKCA]

Yeah I'm talking about aloud
Obviously people abbreviate when writing.

It's from Bioshock. Atlas said it.

That's not the joke I was making. And if kosher ryan is who I think he is than he was trying to make sure I wasn't making a bioshock joke.

 

[WaterBomb]

Hey there, want to see something swell?

Want to learn how to blow bubbles? I'll be bubbles.

 

[Steamroll]

I hear you're a good cook. Wanna put one in the oven?

 

[Lord Jesseus]

Do they say it out loud or just abbreviate it when they are writing?

Out loud. Nobody I know bothers to say "secant" "Tangent" "cosine" or anything like that because A) it's awkward and lengthy to say when you add numbers or pronumerals to the end and b) we write it like that, its much simpler to say what you write.

 

[verbatim]

We as a community are so manly that a discussion on inappropriate pick-up lines turns into a discussion thread on how to pronounce trigonometric terms.

 

[Tortferngatr]

so i herd u liek palkiaz hydro pumpin' ur cloysterz?

(even I can't deal with this thread turning into a trig pronunciation discussion, and I'm a captain on my high school's math club)

 

[verbatim]

You are the scabbard to my sword.

 

[Cordyceps]

Fun fact: vāgīna is latin for sheath, or scabbard.

"Is this a knife in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?"

 

[Chou Toshio]

^isn't that one usually used in reverse...?

(shut up about math dammit)

 

[ungulateman]

I don't normally make snap decisions based on physical appearance, but you're hot. Wanna fuck?

 

[Darkamber8828]

People say that men think with their penises. So, how would you like to blow my mind?

I laughed.

 

[Buffalo_Wings]

sinh me, cosh i must be dreaming

 

[X5Dragon]

People say that men think with their penises. So, how would you like to blow my mind?

Thank God I didn't read this at work :D

 

[Fireworks]

Lesbian test:
Have sex with me.

 

[Not Scicky]

sinh me, cosh i must be dreaming

I prefer pale girls to tanh.

 

[GARCHOMPZILLA]

Do you like action?

Do you want some?

(best thing I think of AS I WAS TYPING IT).

 

[MrIndigo]

I prefer pale girls to tanh.

You mean tan. tanh is pronounced "than" by most mathematicians I know.

 

[verbatim]

You have been randomly selected for a scientific experiment on the effects of Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[Buffalo_Wings]

i prefer pale girls to tanhicks

tæntʃ

 

[Ampharos]

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