itt post inappropriate pick-up lines

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Its not luck when you correctly guess if a dilbert comic is funny or not

 

[Chill Murray]

i guess no

 

[Chill Murray]

am i psyhicc

 

[Chou Toshio]

Hey baby, did you steal my Scraggy? 'Cause I think I see my lizard in your pants.

 

[Probably]

these are great

 

[Deck Knight]

I just wanna Peek-atch-u.

Gonna catch em all.

 

[M. Rock]

Hey, baby, you must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!

 

[Ace Emerald]

Bringing the nerd ones back
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

 

[Jebus McAzn]

i'm gonna mass times acceleration you to have sex with me

 

[Chou Toshio]

Babe, you remind me of my old car-- because I wanna shove my junk in your trunk.

 

[Bluecaptain]

Yes, they are the extreme

You had me at "Hello world"

 

[breh]

Wanna figure out your resonance frequency?

 

[LouisCyphre]

just give them this

Hide

works every time

 

[Snorlaxe]

hey baby, wanna play carpenter? first we get hammered, then i nail you ;) ;) ;)

 

[Ice-eyes]

Nice eyes - but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

 

[Charro]

Can I read your T-shirt in brail? ;D

 

[Alan]

Nice eyes - but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Rayquaza2233]

Nice eyes - but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

pickup lines not criminal minds lines

 

[Ice-eyes]

Can I read your T-shirt in brail? ;D

"Hey, where are you going? My blindness bodes well for you!"

 

[UsernameSayWha]

Can I read your T-shirt in brail? ;D

Best blind pick-up line. EVAR. Wait... I'm blind...

 

[Professor Science]

If you were a Feebas, you wouldn't need any pokeblocks to evolve.

 

[X5Dragon]

"Hey baby, you're so hot lemme stick my Thermometer in and check your temperature"

 

[-Mind-]

what lips do you want to start with?

 

[Accent]

this thread is appalling

 

[Stratos]

MAN THE HARPOON!

We've got a whale!