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You must work at subway, cause you just gave me a footlong.

Hey baby i got the F, and the C, and the K. Now all i need is U.
 
Hey, wanna do some Maths homework at my place? We can subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
 
The word of the day is legs. Want to come back to my place and spread the word?

Want to flip a coin? Head at my place, tail at yours

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
 
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The word of the day is legs. Want to come back to my place and spread the word?

Want to flip a coin? Head at my place, tail at yours

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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^^one of the funniest things ive ever heard

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
 
secant is commonly abbreviated as "sec"

sec-c

on a related note, get a life, seneschai

Hey baby, i brought you a library card so I can check you out.

how many licks does it take to get to MY DICK? You're about to know
 
"hello 'woman' would you like to have 'sex' i think you will find yourself only slightly disappointed"

best

also you have to do finger quotes for "woman" and "sex"
 
hey if it's all right with you do you mind if we take our clothes off and do it later

it's all right if you don't want to
 
if you were a shin i'd bang you on my table


baby are you a parking meter?
because i'm not paying you


did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?
because that would explain the wheelchair
 
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